A friendly character who has always been supportive, yesterday commented: “You really need to do all of us a favor … Come out clearly and state your position. You are loved no matter what but you should state your clear political position.”
Now my friend, you should be more careful what you wish for, but here goes nothing.
1. Always use the KISS principle (keep-it-simple-stupid). If it ain’t simple, it ain’t worth the shit. It should sound right, feel right and look right – the first time you hear it, touch it or see it.
2. Reason can misguide us all and trick us into the stupidest things. Go with what has worked before with the human nature … avoid the snake-oil magic that bearded guys in long robes or trench coats promise.
3. Never trust a man who is untrusting. Never love someone who is full of hatred. Never support someone who is inhumane. Never kiss a girl after a messy blow job … oops wrong blog.
4. If you can, go for a Western style liberal democracy with a free but regulated market. Wow, that should sound like a really revolutionary idea amongst all the communists and Islamists! Yes, democracy is an awkward form of government – filled with the incessant plotting, scheming and graft. And yes, the “proletariat” gets exploited in the free-market environment and dollars out of their pockets and their kids’ piggy banks, turn into billion dollar slush funds in some dude’s account. BUT, hey humans being humans, this fucking system seems to be the best so far!
5. Avoid people in long trench coats or mullahs with long robes, hiding snakes under their … sorry, this is just a repeat for the unsuspecting kids.
6. If someone tells you that they are gonna kill you … then take that fucking statement seriously! The mother fucker Khomeini, thirty years before revolution, told us plain and simple that Muslims should behead any intellectual who was going to say anything against Islam … and we smiled!
7. Always use a condom and shower afterwards … sorry, again that’s for a future blog!
8. Do not “assume”, as assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME. Ahmadi Nutjob was assumed to be misguided but “meaning well”, when he said that Allah protected him in a halo of light, that the 12th Imam was about to appear and take care of the infidels’ business, and that Iran should destroy Israel.
9. Ladies first, if at all possible, using hands, tongue and tool … sorry, I digress again, perhaps the Saturday night fever.
10. Did I mention that you shouldn’t be eating CheloKabab with Dough? Avoid CosCos or at least go to another room! A girl in hand is better than three in a Mini. I did not have sex with that woman! Mission accomplished. Are you still reading? Get a life!
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