Iranian Personals

jimzbund
by jimzbund
20-Nov-2008
 

This Iranian Personals as on the Iranian.com has been distracting me for a while and has taken away valuable time which can be spent on raeding interesting posts and news. For example today I spent lots of time on this Banafsheh1981 which as soon as you click on the picture pops show up to motivate you to sign up . After spending so much time , I found out that her sex drive is average ! what a stupid question to put in there to put people off ! it is all relative , you show her Jimzbund 007 and the she will drive through the roof !but seriously , if people are so naiive to answer to these stupid questions then probably they deserve the match they find through personals too . I don't know why sometimes I like to read these ,maybe  trying to find out the transitions and lifestyles of the Iranians in abroad or finding the next Bund girl for my next movie .

 

Jimzbund, goldfinger

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4u2?

by Bond Girl (not verified) on

Yes, I've been told you are a smooth operator. I'll be on my toes.


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My Girl !

by jimzbund on

You will notice  it yourself when the verification is done !  

Secret code: 4u2

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Agent 007:

by Bond Girl (not verified) on

I am petrified, as I am very familiar with your extraordinary skills in verifying your girls.

I’ll be at the Head Quarters. Let me know once you’ve completed the verification process.


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Bond Girl,

by jimzbund on

why a picture when the object is there ? I mean not to be hanged ! but admired !. but before anything I need to verify you as it says Bond Girl ( not verified). Are you terrified ?! 

 

Bund, Jimz Bund


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Not too bad of an answer, Mr. Bund! :)

by Bond Girl (not verified) on

but what about the gray matter? After all I could always hang a pretty picture on the wall!


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to Bond girl

by jimzbund on

I am  the good looking one !  

 

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Why thank you, Ali P.!

by Bond Girl (not verified) on

Che konam? It's in my genes. :)

I actually havn't seen Rocky in Farsi. That MUST be funny.


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To: Bond Girl

by Ali P. on

" You had me at Ghoogooli ghooghoo!"

 

LOL...funniest comment I have read in a long time...

 

 

Reminds me of the masterful  Farsi tranlations of Western movies, back in the old days; they usually turned out much funnier than the original. For example, in "Rocky", someone teases Rocky by saying "Rocky!", and when he says "what?", he'd say "Go f*ck yourself", and Rocky tries to go after him. In the Iranian version, he tells Rocky:" Rocky,....laayegheh zeereh khaakee!", before Rocky launching at him.


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You had me at Ghoogooli ghooghoo!

by Bond Girl (not verified) on

How could an Iranian Bond Girl resist Jimz Bund's offer?

I have only one question, though. Which Bond are you? And please don't give me the wrong answer.


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Bond Girl , R V compatible ?

by jimzbund on

All Iranian  girls want is to have a veddeeng !!! and many kids . Jimzbund is a man on a mission  and can't afford zan o bacheh . Right now any eeraanian gerl ferend vill doo ! sigheh maybe as I am not religious but would help the religious people !

 Ay khoda mordim az khoshi !

Bund, Jimz Bund


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... just lacks a personal touch ;)

by Bond Girl (not verified) on

Presumably since you didn't have much luck with the Iranian Personals, you decided to create your own personal one, Mr. Bond? Not too bad for a start. :))


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Born in Chinese year of Rooster

by jimzbund on

No wonder looking for chicks all the time ! ,here is the whole tarit:

Ghooghooli Ghooghoo

You were born in a Year of the Fire Rooster!

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Ghoogooli ghooghoo !  

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Aquarian? Me too

by Anonymousity (not verified) on

I'm also an Aquarian, and so is my azizam. Sometimes I really don't understand her, but she's great, and I don't think that I can live without her.


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LOL...

by Princess on

I guess men will be men. :) ... and good to know 007 is an Aquarian.


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Anon,

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What a coincidence ! I am Aquarian too, she looks gorgeous form left side, from right side she is not that beautiful.  poor girl stuck in Scandinavia !  

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Aquarius

by Anonymousity (not verified) on

Hey Jeem, all you need to know is that she is gorgeous but an Aquarian. She will drive you nuts with her contrariness, but her passion will make your life heaven on earth.