The Exiled Iranian Jomhurykhah's Lesson On Democracy


The Exiled Iranian Jomhurykhah's Lesson On Democracy
by Darius Kadivar

The Dummies Guide to Iranian Democratic Mindset and Everything you wanted to know about Iran's contemporary history but never dared to ask ...






Academic Profile Of the Quintessential Exiled Iranian History Professor:

- Holds Either a PhD in Quantum Mechanics, Chemistry Or Mathematics Before undertaking One in Sociology

- Believes Shirin Ebadi Should be the next President of Iran

- Is First and Foremost a "Citizen of the World"

- Thinks Nabokov's Lolita is about a Westoxicated Iranian Girl in Tehran

- Quotes From Stephan Kinzer on Every Occasion and From Abbas Milani ONLY Whenever it Suits His or Her Arguments (But calls the latter a Moron, Neo Con Warmonger and or Monarchist)

- Avoids digging too deep into European Constitutional History So as Not to Remind his or her Students on the Origins of the American Bill of Rights

- Always Confuses Manicheanism with Machiavellism in his Political exposé's Only To realize that he was actually quoting the Lyrics from Prince's Purple Rain

- Hates the Pahlavis for never working a day in their lives while he had to Work His ass Off in a Turkish Donner Kebab in London, Paris, Washington or LA to make ends meet.

- Last But Not Least Claims to have Heroically Resisted Under Torture Against Pahlavi Tyranny in Second Grade After a Teacher Forced him to Join the Shah's Rastakhiz Party:








pictory: Bakhtiar Denounces Bazargan's Provisionary Government in exile (1979)

RESTORATION: Shapour Bakhtiar advocates Restoring the Monarchy

The Last Prime Minister Of Imperial Iran Dr. Bakhtiar in 1984 Los Angeles, CA:

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COMPLAINING JOMHURYKHAH: What Have the Pahlavis EVER Done For Us ? ;0)

YES, PRIME MINISTER: A Step By Step Guide To Mossadegh's Premiership and the Coup of '53 ...

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Banisadr On Risks and Conditions Of Seeing Reza Pahlavi Restored

SHEKAYAT KOJA ? Akbar Ganji say's Iran has less than 1000 Political Prisoners

DEVIL's ADVOCATE: Mir-Hossein Mousavi 'involved in massacre', says report

DEATH - VERTISING ? Mehrangiz Kar Claims Husband was No More a Monarchist

GUNFIGHT AT OK CORRAL: Co-Starring Fakhravar & Batebi ?

LOST IN TRANSLATION: NIAC Welcomes Hamid Dabashi on Advisory Board

COLUMBIA PRESENTS: Academic Excellence With Hamid Dabashi & Sadri Bros

WOMEN KNOW YOUR LIMITS: The Shah's Post Mortem Apologies to Barbara Walters and Oriana Fallaci

FINALLY GETTING IT RIGHT: Shirin Ebadi say's "I Don't believe in an Islamic Declaration of Human Rights"

IRANICAN MOFTKHOR: From a 1/2 "Pahlawi" EYE-RANIAN Coin to why people resist new theories (sic)

Ebrahim Golestan: "The Shah's Coronation Made Me Wanna Vomit" (BBC)

SATIRE: The Burqa Republic of Our IRANICAN Dreams ;0)


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Darius the king of the links

by Soosan Khanoom on

Only one of the above applies to me :

"Believes Shirin Ebadi Should be the next President of Iran" 

So far she is the best we have .........

simply the best

better than all the rest

better than anyone

anyone in Iran  

I am going to link in reply to your links ... 

I call this link to link talk   : ) 



Esfand Aashena

1st hero correct! 2nd, arrested woman correct! 3rd, is ham sub!

by Esfand Aashena on

Your cartoon is correct so I don't understand what the problem is?!  Hero Bani Sadr is a ham and cheese submarine sandwich! 

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