می بخور، منبر بسوزان - مردم آزاری نکن

دیوانه جان: خدا رو ول کن، نقی‌ رو عشق است!

شما درست میگوید.

متأسفانه، کار آخوند‌های آدمکش وحشی آنچنان در ایران خراب شده، که به گوش خود در تهران "فحش خواهر و مادر به خدا" شنیده ام!

میگویم متأسفانه، چون پیام مرکزی اسلام نه همین است که این ملایان "دکّان" کرده‌اند، و خدا نه همین است که مذاهب "میفروشند".

در این باب؛ پیش از این هم، گفت و شنودی داشته ایم، که جهت یاد آوری پیوست کرده ام:

//iranian.com/main/2010/oct-26

Man is a Religious Animal

"Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion--several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven....The higher animals have no religion. And we are told that they are going to be left out in the Hereafter. I wonder why? It seems questionable taste."

Mark Twain

Non-sense

Youcan write whatever you like... but no need to post it... Iranian.com is becoming Facebook....

You think by insulting the beliefes of milions of iranians you can help democratization? Grow up idiot! 

نقی راهش را پیدا کرده

شازده جان دستت درد نکنه که این روز تعطیل ما را با خنده شروع نمودی. به نظر می آید که برادر مجوس در مورد تقاص الهی در مورد شما نگران است ولی این نگرانی را باید به بیش از نیمی از ملت ایران بسط بدهد که من دیگر کسی را نمی شناسم که این امامان جاهل را مسخره نکند و بر این عقب افتادگی نخندد.

اما از این عکس پیداست که نقی خوب راهش را پیدا کرده. هیچ چیز بهتر از آن نیست که در هنگامی که آدم از خدا یاد می کند باد به دلش و اعضایش بخورد و مقدساتش خنک شود. یک یاد آوری هم به خدا می شود که برای آن مقدسات پایین هم کارسازی کند و خدایی فقط به خود بزرگ بینی و عذاب ملت و آیه های بی سر و ته نیست. 

آقا اون یارو

Very few of their mothers are accounted for, by name.

In general, a muslim woman's name is best kept like a secret ... hence the preference to call a woman as the "mother of hassan" or in general the "mother of Bache ha".

Furthermore, having multiple wives in a typical elite muslim family meant that the identity of mother was not as clear and important, as that of father.

vildemose dear

A great quote by Einstein ... thanks.

Although a "logical" moral compass is the most difficult to maintain ... it can also be most rewarding to people of intellect.

Shazdeh Gol Kashti with this great work!

One thing that has always baffled me is that akhoonds have great knowledge about the 12 Imams and how each one preceded/proceeded the other one!

But, I have never heard akhoonds talk about the Imam's mothers....!?

Could it be that the 12 Imams were sons of prostitutes or that there are no records of them or what....!?

Albert Einstein:  A

Albert Einstein:

 A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.

All Oppression Creates a State of War--Simone De Beauvoir

    “I do not

“I do not believe in the creed professed by the Jewish church, by the Roman church, by the Greek church, by the Turkish church, by the Protestant church, nor by any church that I know of. My own mind is my own church. All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.”

-- Thomas Paine

All Oppression Creates a State of War--Simone De Beauvoir

Shalom Shabbat

Don't worry dear Mousa ... I'm not gonna tell on you and your (defrocked) rabbi ... lol.

brother salman: sister fati is a lost cause.

as far as her religion is concerned. we are working on her weight problem currently which is a challenge given her love of eating chelo koobab whilst reciting hafiz. a throwback to her shia rootes i believe.

but thanks brother. I like you.  you remind me of my good friend rabbi ismalov before he got defrocked.

برادر سلمان

Does Wrath of Allah leave any room for: Islamic Democracy?

Faramarz jan: no need for Aftabeh

در نبود آب، با کمی‌ خاک و سنگ هم میشود "استنجا" نمود ... ولی‌ کاغذ توالت ممنوع است!

my shabbat is a condensed shabbat dear shazdeh.

lasting approximately half an hour on friday night. during which time my computer is used as a heating and lighting device, which is totaly kosher. at least according my old buddy, (defrocked) rabbi ismalov. but let's keep all this between the two of us, since we have our own versions of mr salman farsi.

Brother Mousa

I am not qualified to issue fatwas. I am a man of peace. I have been away from this iste for a long time and today I saw the blog by brother Asadollah and it is my Islamic duty to warn him of the wrath of Allah. Please warn sister Fati of her religious duty to avoild intoxicating substances like Alcohol.

Vassalam. 

For an Islamic democracy

امام نقی چمباتمه زده در سر چاه جمکران!

هیچ چیزی زیبا تر از پاسخگویی به صدای طبیعت در طبیعت نیست!

ولی این آفتابه اش کجاست!

Mousa dear

6 pm on a summer Saturday is still Shabat.

May Hashem guide you back to your prayers, and away from the electrical appliances!

mr salman farsi: is that a fatwa you just issued sir?

on the blogger?

mr shazdeh asdollah: did not understand the text, nor could my once observing shia farsi speaking girl friend faati comando who is already intoxicated with alcohal at 6pm.  but your blog's picture is worth one thousand words and a clear proof of increasing popularity of shia islam amongst iranians.

فسنجون جون

If we don't bring down our demons, through comedy ... they will torture and kill us, through tragedy.

Dear Salman: consider me "Wrath from heaven for they so sinned"!

Bad Stories for Bad Kids

شیرین خانم: مومنت ... مومنت

I haven't said anything that would be worthy of a Fatwa!

It is just some joking around, and one cannot be taken to task over some comic remarks.

As for the 13th and the 14th Imams ... I believe that my previous prose and poem should be considered too ... lol.

they deserve this ridicule

Becuase they were pedophiles and misogynists drooling for blood:

//www.myspear.org/sex-in-islam.html

Millions of people's deaths in history is on the hands of Allah and his followers.  

Allah curses those who ridicule Islam,

For an Islamic democracy

امام سیزدهم و چهاردهم چی...؟

روح الله خان و سید علی قصاب یادتون رفت

در ضمن مگه از جونتون سیر شدین که از این چیزا مینویسین

ممکنه اگه جایزه خوبی برای کله مبارک بزارن...و یه فتوای کوچولو هم بدن...داوطلب زیاد  پیدا بشه

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