۱۲ امام شیعه را تعریف کرده ... از آنان تمجید کنید


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۱۲ امام شیعه را تعریف کرده ... از آنان تمجید کنید
by Shazde Asdola Mirza
12-May-2012
 

با توجه به بالا گرفتن علاقه و عشق عمومی جهت شناخت امامان (بخصوص نقی‌ جان)، لیست مختصری را لبخند زنان تهیه دیده‌ام ... باشد که بخوانید و بخندید.

۱- علي بن أبي طالب ملقب به أبو الحسن ... معروف به ابولی

تحصیلات: زیر صفر

تجربه: آدمکشی، تجاوز و گردن زدن اسیران

کتاب: نهج الملاقه، به تحریر یک یهودی ظاهراً مسلمان شده.

 

۲- حسن بن علي ملقب به أبو محمد ... معروف به حسن کلک

تحصیلات: بی‌ خیال

تجربه: خانم بازی و صیغه کنی‌ ۱۰۰ تا ۱۰۰

کتاب: گفتم بی‌ خیال!

 

۳- حسین بن علي ملقب به أبو عبدالله ... معروف به از حول حلیم تو دیگ

تحصیلات: نداریم چی‌

تجربه: زرنگی زیادی ... ترک حج به طمع سلطنت

کتاب: روضه و ننه من غریبم.

 

۴- علي بن الحسین ملقب به أبو محمد ... معروف به "بیمار"

تحصیلات: دوم ابتدائی

تجربه: خود را به موش مردگی زدن و مریض بازی

کتاب: سفیه سجادیه (چوس ناله).

 

۵- محمد بن علي ملقب به أبو جعفر ... معروف به طلبه کن

تحصیلات: حمد و سوره

تجربه: احداث اولین حوزه علمیه

کتاب: بشکه و نحوه استفاده در حوزه.

 

۶- جعفر بن محمد ملقب به أبو عبدالله ... معروف به نعنا جعفری

تحصیلات: حوزوی

تجربه: خالی‌ بندی

کتاب: هزار و یک حدیث بی‌ سر و ته.

 

۷- موسی بن جعفر ملقب به أبو الحسن الاول ... معروف به پولکی 

تحصیلات: اتل متل توتوله

تجربه: تشکیل اولین مافیای شیعه برای پول جمع کردن

کتاب: چگونه زیر پای داداش اسماعیل رو خالی‌ کردم و امام شدم.

 

۸- علي بن موسی ملقب به أبو الحسن الثانی ... معروف به رضا ولیعهد 

تحصیلات: سوم اکابر

تجربه: خایه مالی جهت رسیدن به ولایتعهدی خلیفه

کتاب: تشخیص شراب مسموم در مشهد!

 

۹- محمد بن علي ملقب به أبو جعفر ... معروف به اهل حال

تحصیلات: داشته نداشته

تجربه: رفیق بازی، عرق خوری و صیغه کنی‌

کتاب: نحوه صحیح استفاده از پول شیعه خر.

 

۱۰- علي بن محمد ملقب به أبو الحسن الثالث ... معروف به نقی‌

تحصیلات: هر چی‌ کمتر بهتر

تجربه: استحکام شبکه مافیای آخوندی

کتاب: جمع آوری خمس، زکات و سهم امام.

 

۱۱- الحسن بن علي ملقب به أبو محمد ... معروف به عسگری

تحصیلات: دیپلم خالی‌ بندی

تجربه: حامله کردن زنان از راه دور و در عالم رویا

کتاب: انگور عسگری و خواص آن.

 

۱۲- محمد بن الحسن ملقب به أبو القاسم ... معروف به مهدی چاخان

تحصیلات: لیسانس قایم موشک بازی

تجربه: سر کار گذاشتن ملت

کتاب: چگونه عمو جفعرم رو کنار زدم تا امام بشم.

 


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1. Zartoshti beliefs were even more backward than Islam;

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Spain: 700 years of Arab occupation, but they were able to pull themselves out of the filth of islam.

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even if u come from a zionist family

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 امام علی با وجود توانای کامل در جنگ القادسیه شرکت نکرد وقتی هم که شهربانو خواهر هرمز را به اسارت به مکه آوردنند ایشان را از عمر خرید و به عقد پسرش حسین در آورد. شهربانو در کنار حسین بود در کربلا و این چنین است که امامهای شیعه رگ ایرانی دارند. علی برخلاف معاویه با ایرانیها خیلی خوب بود و برای همین ایران شیعه است.
اما اینکه عزیز خودم شازده بانمک امروز طرفدار بن لادن شده چونکه به درستی جای سوختگی را تشخیص داده و آب هدر نمیدهد!!
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True, Shah had a bloody break up with the Mullahs after 1965, but then again after the Soviet invasion of Afghanestan ... Shah and the USA both heavily leaned on the Mullahs, and even armed the Islamists, in order to defeat what they perceived as the main threat ... USSR.


amirparvizforsecularmonarchy

After 1965 he no longer relied on Mullahs at all

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Being betrayed by the west, is not a mistake in my book, if those who betray you eventually end up having a worse fate than you do and are fully conscious that it was they who made the mistake (though they will deny it with every thing they have until they succumed to despair and collapse)    Shah had practically liberated Iranians from mullahs before 79, when they reasserted themselves with wests help.

 


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... he still thought of Mullahs as his strategic allies against the Communists.

That was a fatal mistake!


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حتی حافظ دیوان خود را با بیتی از شمر گشود

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چرا که نه؟

حتی حافظ آن پایه به معاویه و شمر علاقه داشت که دیوان خود را با بیتی از شمر گشود:

الا یا ایها الساقی ادر کاسا و ناولها


amirparvizforsecularmonarchy

There are words and there are actions,

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Legally speaking, the late shahs action did move mullahs out of government, court, schools etc.

He gave mullahs nothing in contrast to what he took from them.  Which is why I disagree on the late shah kowtowing to mullahs, especially if you look after 1965, before 1965 he tried to work with them on reforming themselves which got nowhere, after 1965 and taking their land and large sources of income away he tried forcing them to focus on spirituality only.

Politically speaking being in a position to Claim to have been saved by Abbas was a result of the power of Mullahs in Iran at the time, which they had got to after harmful and disfuctional policies pursued by qajars that enslaved the nation to them.  Shah had practically liberated Iranians from mullahs before 79, when they reasserted themselves with help.

 


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این هم یک تکیه کلام عراقی که من آن را بطور برعکس ترجمه کرده ام. در جنگ علی و معاویه که بیشتر آن در سرزمین کنونی عراق رخ داد سپاه معاویه (مورخین عرب) از قبائل عرب بودنند که با علی به قول همان عربها کینه شتری داشتند(عرب بودند دیگه !!!)و فقط به همین دلیل دور معاویه جمع شده بودند. عاشق معاویه نبودند از علی بغض داشتند!!
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Pahlavi's kowtowing to Shia mullahs ... was not even funny

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No Qajar king claimed to have been saved by Hazrat Abbas!

M.R. shah did ... lol.


amirparvizforsecularmonarchy

The Pahlavi's unlike the qajars we are really indebted to

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We owe the Pahlavi's alot in terms of helping awaken and develop Iranian Leaders for the future by focussing all Iranians on Irans non islamic culture, rewarding it and at the same time not following the mullahs lead like the qajars and therefore revealing to Iranians what the mullahs really are. 

Sadly the qajars were totally subservient to the mullahs who during ther rule were allowed to rule in politics, the courts, the schools, farming.  Thanks to the late shah and his father the mullahs were removed out of all these areas they enjoyed during the qajar era and they started for us the era of Iranian progress.  Betrayal and manipulations, don't hold natons back for long.


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Iranboy

Fesenjoon2

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Yes, I do agree with you that religion is cancer. All religions are dangerous... including christinaity and judaism... they are even more cancerous than Islam


Fesenjoon2

Iranboy

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You have a lot of nerves talking about respect! Non of this even would exist of you had respected the beliefs of the millions of Iranians who didnt want to have religion shoved down their throats 24/7 fror the past 35 years!

Where is this respect of yours when it leads to executing infidels and lashing and stoning for the cause of Allah? 

Islam is a mental disease and it must be eradicated. We have 1400 years of data to prove it. Look around you! Wherever there is Islam, there is death and destruction:

//www.bbc.co.uk/persian/world/2012/05/120512_l31_syria_islamist_alnusra.shtml

//www.bbc.co.uk/persian/iran/2012/05/120513_l44_shahin_najafi_fatwa_makarem.shtml

//www.bbc.co.uk/persian/afghanistan/2012/05/120513_zs_rahmani_killing_resp_claim.shtml