Welcome Alene

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by Multiple Personality Disorder



Alene (bubbly) is a newcomer to iranian.com. She has written a poem called “Comment Queen” introducing herself to the rest of us. I wrote this poem for her, welcoming her to our community, also giving her a heads up.


Welcome Alene,
Since you’re still a teen
who seems to be pristine
allow me to give you my routine
that I give to all who are at first serene.
I don’t mean to be mean,
there’re things happening here,
yet to you unseen,
and since
you’re not old enough to go to a canteen
let me tell you
run, run
run Alene,
before you’re trapped by this mean machine!

But if you decide to stay,
try to start lean.
Stay away from any controversial scene,
they're like Strychnine.
People who are obscene
will call you:
and they’ll feed you to dogs
as if you were K-9 cuisine.

And still,
if you decide to stay,
remember this:
You can check out any time you like,
but you can never leave!

(because this website is as addictive as Morphine)

Welcome to Hotel California:




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