Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Things I think about when having a smoke

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
by Siamack

A little sad, I know. But that's what sheesha time is all about. No?


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Tarzan's Beard

by Yaz (not verified) on

According the the Novel "Tarzan" he learned to shave with his father's sharp knife that he found in their cabin .


I know why ..

by Hajminator on


it's probably because Tarzan was grown up by gorillas and he didn't want to look like them. That can constitute qalyoon thoughts for we iranians having bearded mullahs as rulers.

Azadeh Azmoudeh


by Azadeh Azmoudeh on

You are cool! I think I read it somewhere, looks like you were reading it too. About sleep like a baby(while having my own ghelyoon thoughts!) I believe it is said sleep like a log (in Beatles at least:). Also, maybe becuz babies don't have worries.




by Anonymous77 (not verified) on

Thank you for the funny list.

Siamack, PeepSoof shodi?


Snoop Dog

by Anonymousa (not verified) on

You look like persian version of Snoop dog (if you get little bit of tan...)


> shisha

by Another lost iranian in France (not verified) on

Shisha is mostly used in arab countries like Dubai and all around the region. The term actually comes from persian ''shisheh'' (glass) to describe it.


looking fine Sir!

by IRANdokht on

Did that smoking help with the weightloss or the philosophy? maybe both?

Gotta get me some of that... 




Is it "sheesha" or is it "ghelyoun"?

by mostaghel on

May be you can raise a question about that too!

Love your video and insightful questions!




While you're high ponder these:

by Mazloom on

Do Clones have navels?

• Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

• Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

• If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

• If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

• Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

• If you were to ask me this question, what would my answer be?

• If the meanings of "true" and "false" were switched, then this sentence would not be false.

• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

• Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

• Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

• Can you cry under water?

• How important does a person have to be before he or she is considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

• What disease did cured ham actually have?

• How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

• If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

• If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

• If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?

• If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

• Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

• Why aren't there 10 days in National Metric Week?



by Paula Stratigos (not verified) on

You are so bloody right on, and yes to agree with the others looking good with the weight loss.

We definitely need more Siamack posts, they are my favorite!!!!

Khelli Mamnoon :)


Sia jaan

by Anonymousex (not verified) on

You sure are a lady's man.



by American Wife (not verified) on

as always.  I always look forward to hearing/seeing/reading you.

Nazy Kaviani

Thin and Philosophical!

by Nazy Kaviani on

Looking really good Siamack! What was in that ghelyoon, anyway? You sound really philosophical all of a sudden!


Great post

by Abarmard on

I liked this one the most. Short and fun to watch. Thanks