Virtual Iranian.com tour to Iran

Midwesty
by Midwesty
30-Apr-2010
 

Commenting on the work of one of the great contributors of this website a funny thought occurd to me. Imagine we set up a tour of all Iranian.com contributors to Iran and we assign them some responsibilities along the way. Let your imagination loose and come up with something funny! But be courteous!

I recommended Fred to be the tour guide. As all of us sitting in the Iranian.com tour bus, he stands up and tells us what Islamic Rapist Republic did exactly what at what place, then he bends and asks the driver to stop so he can get Baaghaali from his favorite place in Sarcheshmeh... 

DK notices the golden Aftabeh from the Golestan Palace's bathroom is missing and gives us a grief.

Monda, makes sure everyone is in line and behave well.

Azadeh, is sitting way back and think why the hell I am here with these morons!

Abarmard, is pulling down Capt Ayhab's shirt telling him, "sit I can't see"!

I leave the rest to you...

I love to hear your words about me.

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Marjan jan :o)

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I can't properly reciprocate your kind hopeful words for me.  But Honestly, only know that I'd love to be able to blow some fresh garlic back at you, on or off a bus. When you're coming to SF, let me know.  I could gladly go raw vegan around your arrival time.

 


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جان هر کسی‌ که دوست دارین ، یه نفر این نوشتهٔ WASTELLIT  رو پیدا کنه که از
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