Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gets cleverer and cleverer every single day. Remember his proposing that Israel be moved from the Middle East to Alaska a few years ago? That proposal did not go over very well, as I recall. His latest clever proposal is for the United Nations to move out of New York, where acquiring US visas has been made increasingly difficult for many with a UN destination, and to move it to....Iran!
Think about it for a minute! What would a United Nations located in, say uptown Tehran look like? It's not that bad, really. A couple thousand people will have to relocate to beautiful Tehran, finding themselves housing which would no doubt help boost the local real estate market. Every female delegate and employee of the UN will be nicely attired in roopoosh o roosari, and none of the men will have to wear ties or shave everyday anymore.
The new UN will no longer need to insist on sending inspectors and monitors to Iran to watch its human rights situation, for all the monitors will already be stationed in Tehran, not too far from Evin prison. Just think how much fun it would be for UN Security Council, yeah, they'll be in Tehran, too, to pass resolutions against Iran for its nuclear program or for its violations of human rights! Yippee! It will be a national celebration every single day of the year! Basijis and dedicated "students" will show up to cheer UN in its mission outside the UN Complex in uptown Tehran everyday, providing a supportive and peaceful environment for UN to carry out its responsibilities!
It will be a win/win situation both for the UN and for Islamic Republic of Iran! And a good time will be had by all, while UN staff, much like all Iranians, drink in the privacy of their homes, wearing what they want, and observe Islamic rules of conduct in public, helping to upkeep the image of the Islamic country which is their host! It'd be just perfect!
Seriously, what is Mahmoud thinking?
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