my playlist for the iran bombing campaign


my playlist for the iran bombing campaign
by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek

love aka WAR is in the air and i have a playlist for central command, CENTCOM. 

Music makes everything better. Now that we are sharing this site with CENTCOM big boys, I suggest we help them by giving them song suggestions for the wars, Iran and otherwise. Here we go! Support the troops. Give them the gift of music. They will give you democracy and freedom, and above all, SANITY. They're of the sane world (Fred in Blogs #1-4000)

1. Bomb Iran by the Beach Boys (obviously)

2. La Bomba (heha)

3. Words Just Get in The Way (gloria estefan is always good and she's cuban and likes sanctions hopefully. sanctions have totally killed dictator Fidel Castro faster than those cigars! also, words are worthless pieces of dung compared to bombs.)

4. welcome to the jungle (iran is definitely a jungle. there will probably be traffic even during the war! Fred the blogger doesn't call it the insane world for nothing!)

5. Abracadabra (steve miller band would definitely work some magic just as war and sanctions would create magical democracy)

6. Get away car by Audioslave (you will need one. Iraq will look like Club Med compared to what life you will have left in Iran)

7.  Gasoline by Audioslave (again, this is not a war for gasoline or halliburton (dick cheney's still doing business in Iran, didn't YA KNOW?!))

8.  Roam by the b52's (you though this diaspora was finished?!!!!! hahaha wait for Muhjahedeen to get it's paws on Eye-ran and you will then learn what refugee means)

9. God Only Knows by the Beach Boys (even an atheist such as I would believe in God when I see the beautiful chaos of war. God only knows what we'd be without you, America and Israel and your effective policies)

10. Strawberry Fields Forever by the with your eyes closed is easy and SO is bombing the sh*t out of countries who don't do things at the pace you like! 9-11 changed everything.... yip

11. With or Without You by U2 (Yes Bono, even if you agree or disagree, the cent com and pentagon, who hate this Obama very much are going to have their way.... forcefully. give new meaning to rape). 

12. All Along the Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix (basically, this is an Vietnam song. I happen to think Vietnam's problem was there was only ONE vietnam. Now we have Iran to add to Iraq and Afghanistan! Bon Appetit Centcom :)

13. Staying Alive by the Beegees (whether you're a mother or a brother you're trying to stay alive once these smart bombs hit Iraq.... I mean Iran! why do I get those mixed up?!) 

I hope you all have these songs. Share your songs. Make fun of Marge too!! Let's laugh instead of cry. 


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It's hard to hold your head up
When you're kneeling to pray
And talking don't come easy now
When the words get in the way
And if you could see what's going on
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The truth would look so easy now
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Faramarz Fateh, Holly USA, Irandokht.... Thanks!!

by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek on

good suggestions! Faramarz that was pretty funny. I'd slip it in after # 2.

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darius just read that book museum of innocence.

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i think you'll enjoy it. 

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MARGE We'll meet again don't know where don't know when ...

by Darius Kadivar on

With the proper breeding techniques and a Ratio of let's say 10 females to each male we can get back to the current Gross National Product in well 20 years ...









by HollyUSA on


My favorite

by IRANdokht on

I liked your song selections and commentary. All I can think about is this song from Pink:


Lets not forget who started these wars. The problems at home are escalading now and so is the war in Afghanistan, I just hope we wouldn't have to rewrite this song for the current President too...



Bombalero by Gypsy Kings

by Faramarz_Fateh on

Of course this is the Perzyan pronounciation of Bambolero.



by HollyUSA on

You crack me up. Centcom certainly didn't bargain for this when they signed on IC up lol

A not so funny song -The Sky is Broken (Moby)




Mola Nasredeen


by Mola Nasredeen on


by Brittney Spears

"I think I did it again
It might seem like a crush 
That is just so typically me 
Oops, You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah"

Marge, don't let Hajagha see this one he highly disapproves of this kind of music, he thinks it's trashy. He's more into Pussycat Dolls' songs.



by yolanda on

This is a Tobe Keith song, be very honest with you, I don't like it at all, it has profanity, it sounds jingoistic and sounds like CENTCOM song:



Peace out! No war!

This is my song:



Peace out!No war!

Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)

"Cactus in the Desert"