Musings of a former chicken

comrade

یکی دو چشمه دیگه از این تیزهوشیهای معجزه گونه و کار به دخیل بستن خواهد کشید.

"inspector Clouseau"

You just got promoted to chief inspector.
That KGB training is paying off. :)

But Thank you, this is a classic....

Inspector Clouseau

از روی کنجکاوی و با سؤ ظنّ نسبت به ایرانی بودنش ، نوشته ایران سام
را بردم روی "گوگل مترجم" فارسی به انگلیسی‌. چون بهر حال پرت و پلا گویی هم حدی دارد، ظاهراً ایشونم یکی‌ از
ساندیس خور‌های سوری هستش. به قول زمون جوونی مون‌ : بی‌ خیال، هفتاد
میلیون ملت خودمونو عشقه!!.

“The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.”

benross

پس بگو، اشکال از عمق معنی و فراکانس بالای پیام فرستنده(بلندگو) است و نه الزاماً کند ذهنی گیرنده(شنونده).

 با سپاس

Video clip was hilarious

Thanks Benross jaan!

جناب فرد

So, who's financing this "Mini Badr TV"?

Is it Rafsanjani?

I can see the future, people will quit watching "Victoria" on Farsi1 and will watch mini version of pashmo shishe.

Yeah, right!

"Souther [sic] Baptist" basiji

"خر آن را دوباره انجام بازگشت به جایی که شما می آیند از. بی ارزش خر پسر سفید"

 نوبرخان، خر ما از کرگی دم نداشت، برگرد سر همون انگلیسی شکسپیری پرمحتوا پروندنت.

Brother Fred, I like your metaphor

Divar = Islam & Kaj = Evil!

Solution = massive bombing of IRR, IRGCs, Basijis, Qom, Mecca, Mosques, Emamzadeh, and everything and anything Islamic...

خر آن را دوباره انجام

بازگشت به جایی که شما می آیند از. بی ارزش خر پسر سفید.

comrade

بانو امیرشاهی در جایی با بکار گیری واژه "شکوفه زدن " رندانه ترین تعریف ادا اطوار جدید حضرات اسلامیستی و "روشنفکران سکولار" در التزام رکابشان را کرده اند.

پارازیت اسلامی

این حضرات، معطل "مبارکباد"بنده و شما نیستند که بنا بر قولتان، جشن
تأسیس را با قربانی کردن گوسفند سکولاریزم برپا کرده اند. بسیار میل داشتم
ظریفی‌ "اسلام رحمانی" را برایم تعریف میکرد، که به قولشان عدالت، شاکلهٔ
آنست. سی‌ سال و اندی، شاهد عینی‌ "عدالت فاعله اسلامی" بودیم، حال باید به
نظاره "عدالت شاکله"‌شان به صفحه تلویزیون خیره شویم.

“The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.”

Translation:

Dear FredCo group, if you guys don't mind, I will do a little translation for those brothers and sisters who may have neither the desire nor masochistic tendencies to sit through the latest AIPAC "regime change uber alles" propaganda piece. OK?

The Greens, Iran's only legitimate and popular opposition have created a media channel. FredCo here objects to the term "independent" being used by the creators. Even though they clearly state that this means they are not affiliated with any government organs or political parties, FredCo has decided that "independent" means you can't have any beliefs whatsoever, at least any belief that FredCo doesn't approve. FredCo's tortured logic tries its best to make their statement about operating within the law and the constitution into an act of hypocristy, meaning they can't be independent.

According to Fred you can't be indpendent and at the same time say, "I believe in Iran's territorial integrity", or "I believe in Islam" or "I believe in nonviolence". Each of those things means you're not independent!

Of course, FredCo wouldn't have any objection if the bliefs were to his masters' liking.

So saying "revolution is the only way" or "We love sanctions" or "please bomb us", is of course, a shining example of self-reliance and independence!

But since they are not saying these things, FredCo is forced to bullshit about laughable "reasons" why they are somehow wrong. So, at last the translation is:

Dear Morons,
You can take all the risk and sacrifice all the life you want, but if you don't go along with the plan that we have set up for you, we will attack you.

You can be "independent" so long as you depend on us (i.e. Israel) to tell you how you should proceed with your little "movement". If you insist on having your own ideas, you are not independent, and we will viciously attack you, as we have been doing all along.