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Why Allah never received a PhD
14-Sep-2012
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Arabic.
3. He previously had published the same paper in another language (Hebrew) in another journal.
4. It has no references.
5. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
6. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
7. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
8. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
9. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
10. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
11. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
12. He expelled his first two students for learning.
13. His office hours were infrequent and usually held in a cave.
14. No record of working well with colleagues.
15. ...Do any of you have anyhting to add to this list?...
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No. 15
by Fesenjoon2 on Sat Sep 15, 2012 09:58 AM PDTHe tried having sex with one of his subjects called Mary. lol!
ak4u
by Fesenjoon2 on Sat Sep 15, 2012 08:15 AM PDTتا نباشد چیزکی مردم نگویند چیزها
you think that's racist? Then check out these:
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no 15
by amirkabear4u on Sat Sep 15, 2012 02:39 AM PDT15- Very few prays are seen to and when they are the average response time is anything from 10 to 50 years.
ps: your poster is racist as it is generalising everyone.
Shiite PHD: piled higher and deeper!
by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Fri Sep 14, 2012 09:18 PM PDT//iranian.com/main/blog/shazde-asdola-mirza-106
Oh I thought A was
by Fesenjoon2 on Fri Sep 14, 2012 07:45 PM PDTOh I thought A was for Amblyopia , because if you paid a little more attention, youd see the motifake.com sign logo on the bottom right of the image.
Funny, one more
by IranFirst on Fri Sep 14, 2012 06:54 PM PDTHe created a messenger/Mohammed so ugly cartoonists are afraid to draw him
Hilarious
by Rea on Fri Sep 14, 2012 06:36 PM PDT.... copy-paste or not.
@jirandoust, have never thought about it but it's quite possible. After all, the divine creatures are all known as time travelers, back and forth.
Raoul 1955
by jirandoust on Fri Sep 14, 2012 06:11 PM PDTI have heard rumors he had an affair with a "virgin" girl called Mary. So to answer your question, no he didn't "choke it" so long Mary was available:)
This is a copy-and-paste blog
by A as Abbas on Fri Sep 14, 2012 05:28 PM PDTThis blog has appeared in over 100,000 other places, yet it is posted here on the Featured Blogs, even the Blog Image is a copy-and-paste one!
Fesenjoon2
by Raoul1955 on Fri Sep 14, 2012 03:02 PM PDTThis is GREAT.
How did you come up with this wonderful piece?
I have a question though: How does this god dude take care of his own sexual needs? Does he 'choke it' or use some islamic females?