What a Trip Israel is (2)


What a Trip Israel is (2)
by Faramarz

In a secret meeting at Mossad’s headquarters in Tel Aviv, agents Yitzhak and Mordechai were reporting back to their superiors.

“We flew with Ari from LAX and tried to entice him to join us, but the man wouldn’t go for it; no matter how much money and adventure we offered. At this point, there is only one thing left. You know these Iranian men have a weak spot for sexy women! Is agent Magda still in training?”

Spy Chief: “No she is available. But she is a virgin at the age of 24! I hope that Ari goes for it. That’s our last hope!”

That evening Ari was sitting at the bar sipping a kosher beer and thinking about how to leave Israel. His free ticket from the Consulate was not good for another 2 months. His other option of marrying a settler woman from Moldova, moving to a large 4-bedroom house on the hills overlooking Ramallah and having 8 kids just didn’t seem right.

Just as he was engulfed in his random thoughts, a beautiful, curvy woman in her mid-20’s gently rubbed her body against his arm and sat on the stool next to him. Ari took a quick look and couldn’t believe his eyes. He just whispered to himself Bogart’s famous line, “of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine!”

She smiled at Ari. He smiled back and said hi. “My name is Magda. I recognize those Persian eyes from a mile away!”

An hour later, they walked into her room on the fourth floor of Jerusalem’s Motel 6. She stood in front of the open balcony and slowly let her dress fall on the ground.

“I am a virgin! Promise to be gentle with me.”
“Oh I will. I promise I will!” Ari whispered.

Things got hot immediately! “Ah, take me, take me, make love to me all night, I am yours!” Magda was screaming with joy. “Shhhh, the window is open. You are waking up all the Moldovans!” Ari tried to quite her down.

“Be my Persian Prince, be my King Cyrus! Save my people!” Magda’s eyes were closed.
“I’ll save you alright!” Ari whispered to himself.

“You are my Rumi, my Hafez, my Ferdowsi! Tell me of your love for me!” She was completely out of control! “Part the Red Sea for me! Save my tribe!”
“I dig a canal bigger than Suez in Caspian sea for you!” Ari tried to concentrate, but she was wild!

Half an hour later, Ari rolled over to the cool side of the bed and tried to catch his breath. “I want more! I have been waiting for this moment for a long time!” Magda said joyfully.
“Let me rest for a little while. We have all night!” Ari closed his eyes and pretended that he was asleep.

An hour later after she fell into a deep sleep, Ari quietly pulled his arm from under her body. He put his clothes on, but couldn’t find his socks. He was afraid to wake her up. He looked through the peep hole on the door to make sure nobody was out there. To his outmost surprise, he saw the Mossad agent that was on his flight pacing the hallway, back and forth. Ari quickly figured out the story. It was a trap. He needed to get out as fast as he could.

He got on the edge of the balcony and jumped to the third floor window. His knees still weak from all the action with Magda, pushed the window to the third floor hallway open and he jumped inside. He went to his room, grabbed his suitcase, ran down to the lobby, dropped the key in the night-checkout box and ran out of the hotel.

“Mr. Ari, do you need a taxi?” He heard a familiar voice calling him. It was Rasool, the Palestinian minibus driver. Ari was relived. He jumped into his cab. “I drive a taxi at nights. It helps with the expenses. I have ten mouths to feed!” “Please go as fast as you can. I need to get out of this place!” Ari told Rasool about the ticket, the house, the Moldovan bride, the 8 kids and Magda.

“I can drive you to the border with Egypt and have you cross the border with a Bedouin tribe, but it will cost you $500. Do you want me to stop at an ATM?” Ari agreed.

“Just one last thing brother Ari, make sure that those Bedouin virgins don’t sneak into your tent in the middle of the night!”


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G. Rahmanian


by G. Rahmanian on

She wanted me to continue wearing the borrowed gown and headdress even after the Halloween party was over. She found the clothes romantic.


The Saga Continues!

by Faramarz on

Uncle G.,

Sorry about your Halloween date!

There are certain things that a gentleman does not discuss with his 18 year-old date. Finances are one of those things!


I am glad that you liked this episode better! Now we need to figure a way to get you out of Egypt!


Are you saying that we should send Ari back in again to test the seals?

Shazde Jaan,

For every armor, there is an armor-piercing bullet!

As they say, "If you build a 20' wall, somebody will build a 30' ladder!"

Shazde Asdola Mirza

Whose Israel is this anyway?

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on

Just a friendly hint: avoid female Mossad agents - even their soft parts are heavily armoured :)


Faramarz, will Magda be a virgin in her next assignment, again?

by MM on


It seems to me that Magda will again be a virgin in her next assignment.  There must be a special zipper or a re-sealable label that I am not aware of!

PS, nice story and I am glad Ari reached the nirvana that was denied to him in the last story, at least momentary.

G. Rahmanian

My Sheikh!

by G. Rahmanian on

I heard something similar when I was 24. I was in graduate school . She was18 going to a community college. Very beautiful, but tiny. And I like women that way. We met at a Halloween party. I went to the party dressed as an Arab sheikh. She called me, "My sheikh." the whole night. My scheikhhood, though, lasted only one night. The following day when she came to visit my sheikhdom she had already sobered up. We spent that evening together and I never saw her again. She found out I wasn't really a sheikh, after all, but a poor student in a sheikh's borrowed attire.

Ari Siletz

Smooth writing!

by Ari Siletz on

“Be my Persian Prince, be my King Cyrus! Save my people!”

Brilliant line! 

After Samad this Ari guy is my favorite male fictional character. Favorite female: Agent Magda. 


Anahid Hojjati

Faramarz, DM is a very busy person being the DM that he is

by Anahid Hojjati on

OK, if you write about sports, that is great too. I think you should know more about where Doctor Mohandess is. Maybe tomorrow, he will show up. You know that he is Doctor Mohandess, so he is a very busy person.

G. Rahmanian

Another Fun Episode!

by G. Rahmanian on

Kosher beer! A 24-year-old Moldovan virgin! At least, she didn't turn out to be a Moldovan transexual. Looking forward to reading the rest.



by Faramarz on

Say as you wish, I won't take it personally. You are like family!

See, even without writing a steamy blog I am in trouble!

I think that I am going to retire from writing romantic stuff and maybe write more about politics or sports!

Where isDoctor Mohandes tonight? Is he still eating Sabzi Polo & Salmon?

Anahid Hojjati

Faramarz, I am not writing any mean comments here

by Anahid Hojjati on

since I am still hoping you reconsider and write that blog :). Just kidding.


Good Boy

by statira on

If all men had your attitude, world would've been a better and happier place to live!


Not at all Statira

by Faramarz on

You are making me blush!

I am just a good kid from a loving family who tried to do good things!



by statira on

I think you should be on the top 15 men who slept with the most women of all time list! You might even surpass Magic Johnson!


Sharia Won't Like it, Rock the Casbah!

by Faramarz on


I wouldn’t say that the characters in my stories are all virgins, but they are generally the younger women.

I think that young women are usually less complex and are on par with men. The relationship with them is more straight forward and easier for me to explain. That’s all. I can write about one cougar relationship that I had, but it is not suitable for a family site like this.

Sharia won’t like it, Rock the Casbah, Rock the Casbah!



by statira on

Why your story's characters are always the young, virgin ones. How about cougars?

Anahid Hojjati

Faramarz jan, I think you would write a better story

by Anahid Hojjati on

Does not have to be romantic. Just write about that one or two things in your mind but make it a collective effort this time in the spirit of that other blog. Ok, enough said. Who am I to tell you what to write? It was just a suggestion. But thanks for reading it and responding.


Ari the Conqueror!

by Faramarz on

In the battle for the hearts and the minds (and other body parts) of the Middle Easterners, Ari came out on top! For Sure!

Thanks for reading and your sense of humor friends! Now Ari has to top this on his trip!

Anahid, a child is always a blessing and thanks for your other message. I think that our female bloggers should write about these romantic encounters. Women are just better at it. Men have only one or two things in mind!


All these fun stories about Ari's trip to Israel

by Bavafa on

But this might just be the case of

چی‌ فکر می‌کردم، چی‌ شد!!!

It is certainly more realistic that upon Ari's arrival in Israel, he will first need to submit to a cavity check by the IDF/immigration officers, poor Ari!!!

Now, those who are not familiar with the story

دستا رو بگیرن بالا




Ari the conqueror

by divaneh on

That was excellent Faramarz Jaan. I suppose they have to make Magda virgin again.

Esfand Aashena

I guess Mossad's next step is 2 pour hot Magma on Ari 2 confess!

by Esfand Aashena on

Everything is sacred

Anahid Hojjati

Thanks Faramarz. Great, Ari had some fun.

by Anahid Hojjati on

Hopefully Ari used some protection or in twenty some years, as Ari is standing in line to go watch Shanbezadeh playing music with his grandson, a young man will approach Ari and say:" Shalom, I am your son. I have travelled from Israel."