Now I Know What Makes Women Click

by Faramarz

What a husband needs to do to get some action around the house...

I saw this story in the paper the other day about Lorrie Sullenberger, the wife of the hero Captain “Sully” who landed a US Airways plane on the Hudson River and saved the lives of 155 people. She told NBC Program, “NBC’s People of the Year” that ever since that day, the good captain is getting “Rock Star Sex” at home!

I thought this was so funny! A married guy needs to do miracles and land a plane on the river in the middle of winter to get some quality action!

When I met my good buddy Kaveh for coffee this morning to go over the plans for watching a couple of soccer matches on TV this Sunday, I jokingly mentioned the story. Kaveh has been married for a long time and I know for sure that he is not getting any action at all. I said, “See, all you need to do is learn how to fly, and then land a plane on a river to rejuvenate your sex life!”

He looked at me for a few seconds. I could see that the wheels were turning in his head. He was probably imagining landing a plane on a river, opening the exit doors, letting everyone out first, interviews on CNN, and then coming home to a candle light dinner, soft music, lingerie and the rest of it.  

After a brief pause he told me in a serious voice, “Don’t believe everything that you read in the paper!”


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Chill out folks!

This was just meant as humor, and nothing more! Here is a nice song from one of our local bands.

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Mrs. vildemose

by capt_ayhab on

I regret to say that the attitude like such is the feeding grounds for prevailing male dominated society that has been setting the women back.

You will understand that I am not trying to dictate how you should feel or react about writings  like these, I am only  being perfectly honest and candid about the issue.

Regards and happy Gobble Gobble day



Dear Capt: I was going to

by vildemose on

Dear Capt: I was going to write how sexist this blog was but I decide to not to get in the way of male bonding. These male bonding session are treasure troves to men's psyhe. I'm sorry you're disappointed, yet again.

Natalia Alvarado-Alvarez

He brings an interesting point

by Natalia Alvarado-Alvarez on

Yes, people don't click. There is also not a quick fix to any relationship.

For someone to not feel attracted to their partner it took many steps along the way which sadly brought them to the situation they now have.

It will take a lot of work to improve the relationship. Material things will not be enough.

It is the every day things that a partner does for each other that truly matter. It is important to build intimacy on a daily basis.

I would recommend thinking back at the beginning of the relationship. What were the things that she loved about you? Having a date night might help too.

Talk to her......

My two cents worth........ :o)



chauvinistic - Edited

by capt_ayhab on

When you stop looking and perceiving women as objects of pleasure[due apology to banovan] and look at them as your equals, with equal needs and wants then you need not look for what makes them [CLICK].

That is the most chauvinistic and degrading word to say to a human being. Machines click, computer mice click, women feel and get hurt.



Mrs. vildemose...... you disappoint me yet again, not that I am anyone but I would have expected you to tear apart this degrading thread. 


A Decent Guy Doesn't Stand a Chance

by Faramarz on

Vildemose Khan

I appreciate your detailed analysis. It looks like that my good buddy Kaveh is doomed! Based on the 5 criteria that you laid out, Kaveh better check into a monastery and forgo all earthly pleasures for the rest of his life  

Looks – He is born the way he is. Or as my grandma used to say

از اين پدر مادر ها كه ماه جبين خانم در نمى ياد

Status, Power and Personality – He is a great guy with a solid education and a good job. He won’t make a good DJ. He doesn’t know how to scratch the vinyl
Confidence – How could he be confident of himself when his wife is not interested in having intimacy with him

So, if I hear you correctly, it looks like that a decent guy with a clean shirt and matching socks does not stand a chance. I’ll wait till Barcelona scores a goal on Sunday before I break the news to him. So, are you sure that landing a 747 on the Mississippi river is not going to get him some action

Bijan A M

Why don't you go to bed

by Bijan A M on

It's late Faramarz. I know your times are all screwed up in China, but you need to take some sleep.....

The action will come in due time...Just be patient and spend a few bucks on flowers...and a few more buck on some diamonds...and yet a few more bucks on a new car,....then you'll get to see some action.  Immediately after, start saving for the next scene (in a few years).

take care.


The Hierarchy of Attraction - The Ranking of Qualities That Attr

by vildemose on

Fame is a powerful aphrodisiac.

-Greene, (Henry) Graham
  In the Radio Times,10 Sep.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

In a previous article, I stated that confidence is the biggest source of attraction for women. I had numerous emails in subsequent weeks asking me to detail what other factors make up the attraction matrix. In order to fully illustrate this hierarchy, I will explain each characteristic by example.

Here goes...

  • Looks are more important than money. An attractive, handsome poor man will, all other things being equal, attract more women than an ugly rich man
  • Status is more important than looks. An ugly dj who is the resident dj of a major club will, all other things being equal, attract more women than an attractive man who does not have that kind of visible position
  • Power is more important than status. A (non famous) dj with a label deal will, all other things being equal, attract more women than a dj who is merely a resident dj at a local nightclub
  • Personality is more important than power. A dj with a good, fun personality who is a resident in a local night club, will all other things being equal, attract more women than a (non famous) boring, no-personality dj with a major label
  • Confidence is more important than personality. A confident, aggressive man with a good personality will, all other things being equal, attract more women than a fun, humorous man with little confidence- those guys are called clowns


Important note: There is an X-Factor in all of this which trumps all of the previous characteristics- FAME. A famous artist, musician, athlete, politician, world leader, or whoever will be instantly attractive to tons of women without having to do a single iota of effort. They can be dull, boring, meek, ugly and with low self-esteem but they will still be able to date tons of women. Fame is truly the biggest aphrodisiac, but so few people have it, that it is not worth examining. Hence, for 99.9% of the male population, confidence is the biggest attractive characteristic for women.

Recap: Confidence beats personality which beats power which beats status which beats looks which beats money.

Conclusion? Guys focus on developing your confidence and personality and less on making money solely as a way to attract women. Rich guys who dump money on women have lots of attractive women in their company, but those women are almost always just using them for their money and have no attraction for them at all. Don't focus your energy on buying a woman's false affection, become the kind of man who women fall in love with just because of who they are.


Natalia Alvarado-Alvarez


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by yolanda on

I agree with is possible that the newspaper reporter over-embellished the article a little to sell the newspapers...... newspaper likes to print kinky stuff to get readers' attention...... well the article got someone attention for sure....:O))

Thank you!! 

Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)

"Cactus in the Desert"


Knowing what makes women

by kathmandu5 on

Knowing what makes women click is like discovering the fountain of youth.  Both are possible but not in the near future. lol