Emam Zaman in Rehab!

Emam Zaman in Rehab!
by Faramarz

A Report by Sepah’s newspaper claims that the 12th Emam might appear out of the well completely stoned!

!امام زمان بنگی شده

امام زمان پس از خروج از چاه جمکران گفت: ژون تو اشلا هوشله ی هیش کاری رو ندارم

It has been reported in Sobh Sadegh newspaper affiliated with the Sepah that when the Hidden Emam finally makes an appearance in the near future, he may not be able to perform his duties because of drug addiction!

The problem stems from the fact that many poor Iranians throw drugs instead of cash into Jamkaran Well when they make their wishes. And with so much drug and other paraphernalia available deep in the Well and lots of free time, the 12th One is bound to be hooked on the stuff! The senior clergy are also worried that the delays in Mehdi’s arrival are due to his condition.

At this point, the only option appears to be checking Emam Zaman into Betty Ford clinic where he could be in the company of other notables like Lindsay and Charlie Sheen and treat his addiction. He should be clean and ready soon!


Here is a J Lo emerging from the well and performing On the Floor!


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امام در هنگام ظهور فرمود


ال لژینه آمنونه ، وقت شامه گشنمونه. لا مشبا هژار و شیشد شاله هیشی نخوردم. به مش قاشم هم بگو که اون آهنگ ایمی واینهاشو دوباره بژاره..


دوستان عزیز


Thank you for your comments friends, especially Taryaki comments! It reinforced in me the belief that we all have experienced the same things in our childhoods!

Thanks for the clips Mash Ghasem. I am now a fan of Louise Prima! And Amy Winehouse is alright!


اشلا این انرژی هشتهی...


حق مشلم ماشت!

Mash Ghasem


by Mash Ghasem on

Daiey jan said he'll be playing this song for mehdi, while he's training for his triathlon (if he accepts the inivtation), cheers





What happens if

by ComraidsConcubine on

 he refuses, like Amy, and just keeps to whining in the house?

Mash Ghasem

ناناش  این

Mash Ghasem

ناناش  این شایعات شیه به ما میژنی، ژاوون انشاف داشته باش

من معتاد نیشتم. همه اهل نژرن (نظرن) من اهل عملم! همین.
حالا این مشتی هم مارو دعوت کرده بریم تعطیلات تابستانی، و تمرین "ترای عتهلون" ،    دایی جان و مشتی میگن از "ری حب" بهتره, خدا آخر و عاقبت امام زمان رو به خیر کنه!
این هم یک موسیقی در بدرود تابستانی و به امید دیداری دیگر در پاییز،  مهرگان.....

Just a gigolo


As the great American-Italian philosopher Louise Prima, alludes to:"...life goes on without me..." 

Anahid Hojjati

Another funny blog, Faramarz

by Anahid Hojjati on

Thanks for sharing.

Esfand Aashena

They have screwed up Royally!

by Esfand Aashena on

In the past 30 years they've screwed up everything you could possibly think of.  Now with the economy in shambles and reaching a dead end they're asking people to wait for Imam Zaman to clean up this mess!s

:As Khomeini once said

 امام زمان هیچ غلطی نمی‌تواند بکنه!

Everything is sacred



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