Would You Like TO Buy a Vowel?

Would You Like TO Buy a Vowel?
by capt_ayhab
27-Apr-2010
 

Hope of Solidarity Among Iranians in  Diaspora:

Table of Content:
Page 1: Cover Letter
Page 2: Synopsis
Page 3: Introduction
Page 4: Body and Argument
Page 5: Conclusion
Page 6: Credit

Page One - Cover Letter:
The subject matter is to discuss any feasible chance of solidarity among the so called resistance and self proclaimed groups living at comfort of their dwellings outside the hellish life in Iran.

Page Two - Synopsis
No Chance of such solidarity.

Page Three - Introduction:

HELL NO.

Page Four - Body and Argument:

Chance of snow ball in hell that this bunch of know it all can ever get  it together. Particularly when such a miserable self proclaimed good for nothing, close to morbidly obese protector of Kian named Reza Pahlavi has decided to take front stage. Specially when entourage-ed by such characters with the log on names of Free, Irandudee, IranOnly - -ony to name a few- and any and all combinations there after

Page Five - Conclusion:

With such ridicules track records, from every single voice who only deems to hear themselves and no other…… I have one advice for you:

Go Fuck Yourselves if you think you are the ONE who is going to lead this revolution.

Page Six - Credits:
Jon Stewart for registering the phrase [Go Fuck Yourselves]

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Cost-of-Progress

huh? was rosie

by Cost-of-Progress on

Not interested in a soap opera-like exchange rosie jon.

Believe me you, these people are all alike and I thought we were being democratic by wanting to see all views. Well, this is my view.

Also, "Clan" refers to a state of mind, not necessarily an entity.

It is this type of mentlaity that has deconstructed Iran for the past 31 years. Soon, these people will get their wish as there won't be any more Iran for them to deconstruct.

Over and out!

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IRAN FIRST

____________


capt_ayhab

Ms. Hojjati solution is simple !

by capt_ayhab on

Simple solution to your dilemma.

Do not participate in my threads.

-YT 


capt_ayhab

Cost of Progress

by capt_ayhab on

You will pardon me if I do not wish to engage with you and your foul mouthed comments about myself and other people.

This will be my last comment to you, since you have demonstrated your back ground and up bringing exceptional well, by calling people [PRICKS], when they are not even here.

Have yourself a great life.

-YT 

P/S I did flag you, not because of myself, but as courtesy to someone[ Mr. Q] who is not here. Your profane and filthy comments about people  are not welcome here.


capt_ayhab

Sweet Rosie - Editted

by capt_ayhab on

Firstly I really appreciate it when you feel what little I have done for you or the entire movement as worthy of your beautiful comment. Friend will always be friends.

Not I take exception to one word you say which is  [stereotyping people].

You a powerful writer, and you are well aware of my writing style, which is getting the emotions going and at times being controversial. But there are no stereotyping people, but stereotyping ideologies.

Since I have returned, I have decided to make no personal attack on individuals, but the ideas and total lack of cohesion among oppositions. There is no denying as to how fragmented we are and this lack of unity and solidarity been theme of most my writing in past few weeks, in addition to anti war and human rights stance.

If some immature and baseless people, as we see their comment here, see my strong criticism of their ideology and being hars and not to their liking, I have a simple suggestions for them[not you];

If they can not take the heat, they kindly need get out of the kitchen.

So as long we believe that WE as fragmented as we are, are entitled to call ourselves patriots and others Arab this and that, so as long we do not face the harsh reality of being so far apart from one another and most importantly being so detached from people in Iran we shall remain marginalized at best, with only each other to bark at.

-YT 

P/S How have you been doing girl? pardon my delay in responding to some of your emails.


Was Rosie

Ah...I see...so this is what happened while I was writing

by Was Rosie on

 this:

_____________________

 

COP, THERE IS NO CABAL. The three people you mention, Ayhab, Q and Marge are all very different ideologically. Believe me, they belong to no clan, and as...er....fiercely independent as all three are, none of them are working for any 'Master'...and if they were, they would've been trying to recruit me long ago in the extensive offsite correspondence we've had over time. So far, no offers. Too bad. I was hoping to get a new, interesting well-paid job. Shall have to remain in the heroin trafficking trade.  lol

sigh...

COP, we could ALL use a 'chill pill' at times. Could I ask you if you wouldn't mind editing out your characterization of my friend Q, because I find it offensive. Even if I agreed with you I still would. Just asking. Not flagging. Not lecturing. Just asking.  For the sake of generalized 'chillin'? And as a personal favor for me.

Just...chillin'

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEtMhIB9oIg


Cost-of-Progress

You're the one to talk...PORFOSSOR

by Cost-of-Progress on

You wrote a blog telling those who don't agree with you to go FUCK THEMSELVES and have the nurve to criticise my reply??

Like I said.....chill man.....I really don't think you need to worry about the monarchy returning to Iran......But you do need to worry about that some day democracy might show up......some day.

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IRAN FIRST

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capt_ayhab

Love you too Cost of Progress

by capt_ayhab on

Sample of class and poise:

======================================

Vy Vy Porfossor.....Why so angry?

by user profile.">Cost-of-Progress on

Akhund zaadeh finally shows true color and acts like a 2 year old
throwing a fit.

You, that prick Q, and the rest of your clan need to go to Iran and
defend your turbanned masters from there.....

==========================================

-YT 


capt_ayhab

سرور گرامی‌، همساده قدیمی‌

capt_ayhab


سرور گرامی‌، همساده قدیمی‌

شما مثل همشه به این بندهٔ حقیر لطف داری.

سپاس از کلمات زیبا و دلنشین شما.

-YT 

در ضمن لطفا ردروایستی هم نکن سالار، اگر خودمم دوست داری
مستقیم عرب صدا کنی‌ اشکالی‌ نداره هموطن  گرامی‌.

سر که نه راه عزیزان بود

بار گرانیست کشیدن به دوش

 


Was Rosie

Ayhab, I

by Was Rosie on

second Monda, and third and fourth Yolanda and Azarin. You are a good friend, on and offsite, and have come through for me many times when I needed you. As I have done for you, as for example in stepping up and explaining to many people at the beginning of the Uprising last summer that you were virulently opposed to the Regime when you were being attacked as one of (oh so many coooountless) mullah-in-drag sorts infesting this website, based on misconceptions arrived at about you as early as one half year before that, when you first came here at the height of the invasion of Gaza. You have been a mainstay of strength for me during my--unfortunately public--personal crises (along with Azarin, Yolanda, DARIUS and other loving friends from across the ideological perspective, including the avowedly 'apolitical').

But you're stereotyping people with broad strokes based on bits and bytes of their 'ideologies' through your language about RP and monarchists, just like others pigeon-holed you, and it is so unhelpful, so ugly and divisive. In recent days I've tried to convey at to you in different ways the same thing Monda's saying. I am asking you, I am begging you, as a friend to please continue this conversation with her in an open way and understand where she's (we're) coming from.

As the Fish would say,

Peace out.

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capt_ayhab

As promised

by capt_ayhab on


Shaban Jafari

همساده جان،

Shaban Jafari


این بابا چند وقت پیش میپرید بالا پایان و داشت یکی از مخالفین ایری رو با تمسخر برای ما اینجا کالبد شکافی میکرد. حالا ایندفه اومده اینجا برای ما درس اخلاق گذاشته و باز با تمسخر داره به ما میگه که چرا مخالفین این رژیم از هم تار و مارند !! اگر یکی تونست زبون این بابا را بفهمه که بلاخره چی میگه، لطفآ برای من هم بازگو کنه، متشکرمیشم !

Capt_Honey Your answer is GO FUCK YOURSELF, people don't need to waste your time more here.


Anahid Hojjati

Dear JJ, what is your plan about harrassment of IC writers?

by Anahid Hojjati on

 

Past few days, I have not written much on IC.  This gave me a little bit time to read couple old blogs and their comment threads.  It was interesting to see how stupid the comments of some IRI supporters on this site were on the threads that I read.

One of stupid comments belonged to the person who was calling my comments not intelligent few weeks ago. I am talking about Marhoum Kharmagas who had an exchange with another commentator; OnlyIran.  In this exchange, MK's comments were stupid.  On the same thread, there was Marge who claimed that she can say whatever she wants because she is a cartoon character!!! 

These pro IRI people have no shame.  Be it abusing other people on IC, harrassing them on other social sites, whatever you say, they are capable of doing. After all, they support  a regime which jails, kills and rapes its own people.  So what can you expect from their Diaspora supporters? Not much and then JJ and some others say that these people should be given a tribune On IC in name of democracy. 

 JJ, do you think if these people were put on a leash on IC as suggested by some of us, that these pro IRI writers would get brazen enough to harrass other writers of IC on other sites and do it to multiple people in span of couple days and think that they can get away with it? 

JJ, what have you done or plan to do with Q as result of what happened?  I believe you need to be involved in resolution of this matter and find out if indeed Q harrassed me and another writer.  If yes, Q and his sock-puppet(s) should be blocked from IC. 

 Somehow I think that all this democracy for IRI supporters has made them worse.

 


hamsade ghadimi

کاپیتان جان

hamsade ghadimi


میدونی چرا این اعراب ایرانی‌ نما در بلاگ شما شرکت نمیکنند؟ چونکه شما زحمتشون رو دارین میکشین. نه اینکه این استراتژی موثره. از قدیما گفتند: صد رحمت به دشمن زرنگ تا...


Darius Kadivar

ANOYMOUS capt_ayhab Sure Anytime Once You Stop Calling me JAN

by Darius Kadivar on

But That shouldn't be too difficult even for Your Pre-Historic Mindset to grasp !

I am sure I will find your next ENSHAH entertaining as usual. Too bad you don't want to hang out with Samad and Friends, they could  teach you one or two useful things about Critical thinking :

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAw5PepmAp4&feature=related 

LOL 

All the more that Unlike YOU ... Samad has Evolved towards a more sophisticated sense of humor particularly after visiting San Francisco : 

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIrui4TdC9E&feature=related

YOU and YOUR Friends However sound like You still haven't gone beyond Karoon River :

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVFebtd7BRE

Mind You even wearing a Smoking won't help you sound more intelligent !

Cheers Mate till our next Joust !

DK

 

 

 


Monda

Beg to differ capt_jan

by Monda on

You say:  So as long we have such so called groups of compatriots !!, who can not see the forest for the trees, we will remain marginalized and fractured.

I say: Style in dialogue is Key in getting ideas and values across.  I don't think we, as a community in diaspora, are marginalized because we carry diverse ideas and beliefs in us, on iranian.com as any where in Life.  We are marginalized by our lack of compassion for diversity and our lack of focus on Solutions.

Simply put, Hate detracts from the main goal being: How to Unite Thoughts, propel into Action. IMHO, if as a community we can accomplish to manage our anger towards those who are different than us, then perhaps we can come closer to moving toward constructive Action.  Only with acceptance of other's beliefs.  That's the only way we can have Real dialogue and Work done.  Civility in discourse really matters.

I do believe we are entitled to vent our frustrations, fohsh if you like, as you have by writing this blog, but it pains me to see the spiral of anger that follows your initial venting. Your anger is triggered Even by simple comments such as Yolanda's and mine, letting you know where we stand: We don't like to play this game of Hate. That is where some of us stand. You see?

You can choose to hear us and simply hold our views or get angry at us, for not joining you in your style of expression 

Thank you for your blog and reading me Capt_. 

 

 

 


capt_ayhab

Honey!? I like Sweetheart better ;-)

by capt_ayhab on

Hey Sugar, stop calling me Honey,  I do not swing that way dude. lol

I see that you are getting pretty desperate DK jan, what is the matter dude?  Me not stooping to your level is taking a toll on your otherwise shattered nerves?

Wait till I publish my next blog about Internet Prince - If you knwo who that is. So start practicing few other names, you and doing a fine job of discrediting yourself.

Now lets get back to the real subject. Move on and spam other threads.

-YT 

HINT: Internet Prince = Reza Pahlavi aka Iranian Chalabi designate.


Darius Kadivar

ANOYNMOUS capt_ayhab Told You before Farrokhzad is too

by Darius Kadivar on

Sophisticated for Your Likes ...

You are Better off in Their Company :

 //www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikxtk595SMw&feature=related

Take Care Honey !

DK


capt_ayhab

Museum for Clueless ? seems you are familiar with it ;-)

by capt_ayhab on

Don't be so humble DK jan.

You are better that everyone. Even better than yourself! Only if you were not so humble.

Don't forget to thank yourself for being so awesome, play yourself some Farookhzad clip and have a ball.

 

-YT 

P/S When you capitalize the word annonymous in from of Capt Ayhab, you really hurt my feelin's [wink] Khaili behem bar mikhoreh, bavar kon!


Darius Kadivar

ANONYMOUS capt_ayhab I don't need to prove myself better than

by Darius Kadivar on

Your Likes ...

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a6YdNmK77k

The Day I do, I am sure You will be already extinct or good for display in the Museum of Clueless ANONYMOUS IRI Apologists that have been infesting this website since it's inception.

Come to think of it I forgot to Add Your Camel Friend to the List:

//iranian.com/main/blog/mola-nasredeen/ten-reasons-why-islamic-republic-will-survive-another-50-years 

Now be a good boy and go and correct your numerous spelling mistakes and grammatical errors (the least of your flaws ) before preaching others about patriotism, solidarity, human rights, democracy, intellectual prowess or good manners.

Best,  

DK

 

 


capt_ayhab

Ms. Monda, Ms. Yolanda

by capt_ayhab on

As always it is such a delight to have you visit my humble writings and pen your wise and informative comments.

Many comment here are the proof positive of the message of the thread. So as long we have such so called groups ofompatriots !!, who can not see the forest for the trees, we will remain marginalized and fractured .

Exact same strategy that Islamic Hokomat and any other dictatorial regime yearns for. They could not have done better job of keeping us fragmented and at each others throat if they tried. They have left the work to be accomplished by our own arrogance and ignorance.

Best Regards

 

-YT 


capt_ayhab

Goodie Goodie

by capt_ayhab on

We have another resident psychologist to assist Ms. Azarin and Mr. Kadivar in prognostication of anger?

You wanna buy a Vowel? or you just came to help our other resident doctors? ;-) 

-YT 

P/S I love it when I rattle some cages like this where they spew thier hate and hone their name calling abilities. 


capt_ayhab

Lets see what our dear DK has to say!

by capt_ayhab on

Few Excerpts from the gentleman of commentator Mr. Kadivar, where you are trying to prove how much better me you are. Your lovely and beautiful compliments! are in blod letters.

1 - [Political neutrality towards the IRI is the convenient refuge of any Anonymous Coward !]

Question1. What part of these lines demonstrate Political Neutrality? Be specific please. 

In another word, presenting the fact that SOLIDARITY does not exist amongst the resistance groups is indication of political neutrality? If so, Why?

2 -  [Others bloggers you attack may be As Anonymous and Cowardly as You But
At LEast they Are Opiniated !]

Question: Seem to me that you are the one attacking EVERY One in one single comment: Here is proof:

[Since you are into name Calling Add...  Jahelo, Marge, Sargord Pirooz aka SPink, Niloufar Parsi ( the Only one with a Full Name - "or pseudo? " and Cheshmak for an Identity), Marhoum Kharmagas, Hajmintor and all the other Newly multiple Registered IRI Pollutors and propagadists to that List of ANONYMOUS cyber warriors whom YOU appreciate their BOLD Stance in defense of Your Joon Joony IRI as opposed to those above which in their own Right are trying to do their share of cyber resistance for what it is worth. At worst the latters are Cowards. You Fellows are Culprits of Murder, Rape and Vandalism of your fellow compatriots by a Regime YOU Put in Power but demand excuses from others while Hypocritically Crying in Self Pity :]

You have spared no one in your slander and usual verbose, but non value added comment. 

Why is it that you fit to attack EVERYONE here, even though they are not even present?

If you like you repeat your line in non related blogs, May I suggest that you pen a thread in which you can release your aggression and dismay toward everyone, BUT please spare my thread from you usual poison and irrelevant remarks and particularly video clips.

3 - [PS: Forgot to Add Q Q BANG BANG but as you may know he has confiscated even that Letter in a bid to Highjack The Entire English Alphabet No Doubt:]

Well We are delighted and thrilled that you remembered to curse at one more person which you do not like. I am sure Mr. Q, since he is not here, is greatly appreciative of your generosity and class.Besides thanks for crediting Q with hijacking the language, I am certain he is delighted.

Mr. DK.

I am anxiously waiting for the questions, as are everyone else. Meanwhile as the Persian Proverb says, in respect for your Anger Management theses:

Kal agar tabeeb boodi, sare khod dava nemodi!

Have yourself a great day, filled with totally unrelated and spam filled comments on threads.

 

-YT 

P/S since you, in the mist of your comming up with those wonderful names for everyone you dislike seems to have missed the theme of the blog, allow me:

Name calling been toward ideologies and not any person ;-)

PP/S Calling people anonymous cowards, while you perfectly know their name[i.e. myself] has a particular name, I am certain if you think about it you will figure out what I am trying to say[Wink].


Onlyiran

Azarin Jaan---He's angry because

by Onlyiran on

he fits in the second category here:

//iranian.com/main/blog/onlyiran/meet-iri-supporting-warmongers

He's just a frustrated old Islamo-commie whose fruits of hard labor, the IRI, for which he fought so hard--has turned out to be a bust.  No one seriously considers Reza Pahlavi to be a front runner in anything, but if it makes an old "Ehya Confederation" fool happy to think that way and vent out... why should we care? :-))  


capt_ayhab

Ms. Azarin Thanks for the compliment ;-)

by capt_ayhab on

Thanks for your compliment of calling me F@#Ked, I appreciate it.

Asides from feeling blushed by you beautiful compliment, I have a question for you:

Why do you think I am angry? Is there any points that I have brought up untrue or exaggeration?

Love to hear from you.

-YT 


MM

Capt - I feel your frustration, but hang in there

by MM on

At times, I feel frustrated too because of the slowness of the unity.  But, hang in there. In the past, one tactic of IRI has been to exile the opposition to silence voices, but we must be doing something right since the IRI machinery has started to persecute the Iranian individuals in the Diaspora, see, e.g., my blog

Special Court To Be Established for Iranians Abroad - Why cannot we reciprocate?


Azarin Sadegh

:-)

by Azarin Sadegh on

Oh Captain...reading your blog, and then the comments here, it seems the only one who feels f****d is you!

Why are you so angry?

Disclaimer: I haven't read all the blogs, and all the comments, and I don't intend to do so in the future.


Darius Kadivar

Anger mgmt Courses For the ANONYMOUS Donneur de Leçon

by Darius Kadivar on

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Free of Charge ...

Political neutrality towards the IRI is the convenient refuge of any Anonymous Coward !

Particularly for those who took part in bringing them to power and express outrage only when their guilty conscience is troubled. You know like last June when suddenly Everyone became an Opponent to the IRI.

Others bloggers you attack may be As Anonymous and Cowardly as You But At LEast they Are Opiniated !

Your Opinions Shift with the Wind very much like Your Hezbeh Baad !

Since you are into name Calling Add...  Jahelo, Marge, Sargord Pirooz aka SPink, Niloufar Parsi ( the Only one with a Full Name - "or pseudo? " and Cheshmak for an Identity), Marhoum Kharmagas, Hajmintor and all the other Newly multiple Registered IRI Pollutors and propagadists to that List of ANONYMOUS cyber warriors whom YOU appreciate their BOLD Stance in defense of Your Joon Joony IRI as opposed to those above which in their own Right are trying to do their share of cyber resistance for what it is worth. At worst the latters are Cowards. You Fellows are Culprits of Murder, Rape and Vandalism of your fellow compatriots by a Regime YOU Put in Power but demand excuses from others while Hypocritically Crying in Self Pity :

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QY1T-2f_KM

My Suggestion ...

GO CURE YOURSELF !

And In FULL Letters ! ...

PS: Forgot to Add Q Q BANG BANG but as you may know he has confiscated even that Letter in a bid to Highjack The Entire English Alphabet No Doubt:

English references at Iranian thesis must be banned

N'est Pas ?

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL8Uv7gsVwQ


Monda

I'm with Yolanda

by Monda on

Capt_jan, call me desperately hopeful but I see a lot of potential, even here, for people to be able to have productive dialogues about the future of our Iran. We need to see the transition that we're in for what it really is. This is a unique time and forum for all to vent, re-evaluate and eventually problem-solve.

Also Capt_, I think it's a good idea to remember the functionality of virtual communications.  it is a very different beast still, in the way people hiding behind their avatars, can run off their mouths without seeing any real consequences. Do you see what I mean?  My hope is that in the near future, when all have had their warm ups with this virtual thing, like-minded folks of all factions could actually meet, face to face, and engage in Real dialogues.  Again, for now, this is great dast-garmi.  Time will come, soon, for a strong akharin defaa, yaare bivafaa, in real terms. Soon. I hold the Hope.

I'm glad you vented some of your frustrations. I hope you feel a tad better by doing it Capt_.  shab shoma bekhair.  


maziar 58

WTF ?

by maziar 58 on

yolanda real smart comment,me like it too.

capt khan hope you will not need to go to anger mgmt. classes sir. Maziar


yolanda

.....

by yolanda on

Hi! Captain,

    I will buy an "A"....so this way I will lose my turn of playing this game......but that is OK!

Peace out!