nasser's story

bajenaghe naghi
by bajenaghe naghi
08-Jul-2008
 

In the past few days i have received tens or even hundreds and shayad even ten thousand emails asking for nasser's story on how women got their breasts. well here we are. thank you nasser jan for coming here today to tell your story to my dear friends here on this site. now please sit on this chair and tell it to us.

nasser: chashm.

while god was making the first woman he took a short break. while he was away on his break a UFO landed about three yards from eve-in-the-making. hundreds of little aliens with round soft wobbly heads came down and started poking and prodding the body of eve. they exchanged ideas as to how to improve her boring looks. they all wrote their ideas down and put it in a big hat and the pilot of the craft picked one. it suggested that a round soft wobbly head of a baby alien whose eyes and mouth were not yet developed to be placed on each side of her flat chest. so they did that and they all loved the effect, got into their UFO and flew away. when god came back he looked at the body of eve and loved the two dome things on her chest. but he knew something was missing. initially god had planned the gestation period for humans to be nineteen years in order to spare the parents the pains and suffering they were to experience from their children's teenage years. but when he foresaw what eve was going to do in the garden of eden he really got angry and totally changed his mind about a lot of things. he decreased the gestation period to nine months, made teenagers even more asinine and pain in the neck and stuck a little brown things on the heads of the aliens and called them nipples. and this was the way god created women with breasts.

This explains why to men, women have from the beginning been a puzzle and enigma. We even sometimes wonder if they are from another planet. now the story has been told. women are in part aliens.

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ebi amirhosseini

Bajenaghe AZIZ !!!

by ebi amirhosseini on Wed Jul 09, 2008 03:23 PM PDT

In that case;donot forget fresh lime juice please!!

best wishes


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bajenaghe naghi

ebi jan

by bajenaghe naghi on Tue Jul 08, 2008 08:31 PM PDT

 if our friend is in hot water we will soon have ali reza soup. 


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ebi amirhosseini

Bajenaghe AZIZ.... !!!

by ebi amirhosseini on Tue Jul 08, 2008 08:18 PM PDT

Thanks for reminding me of my dictation mistake ( Silicone not cilicon).I'm 100% with the real ones too,but the question still is not answered by our friend. "The smaller the ..... the more intelligent is the woman! & the bigger...the woman is more feminin?".How in the ..... did our friend come to this brilliant discovery!? . I still think,he is pulling our legs with his satire ! but if he is serious,then he is in hot water [with feminists on this site],since according to his theory the women with bigger...are not intelligent,but are feminin.So it somehow means,the feminist women are not intelligent!?I wonder!!.

best wishes

 


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bajenaghe naghi

ebi jan

by bajenaghe naghi on Tue Jul 08, 2008 06:23 PM PDT

i think silicone is silly. I love with capital L the real things. you can play with the ones filled with silicone and a little puncture and you have a mouth full of the chemical. who needs that my friend.


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ebi amirhosseini

Re :Bet you did not know!

by ebi amirhosseini on Tue Jul 08, 2008 05:48 PM PDT

Are you kidding me !!? Is it your own experience with "Cilicon Boobs", you're talking about or are you for real !?.

Ladies on the site,please do comment about it!?


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Bet you did not know!

by Ali reza (not verified) on Tue Jul 08, 2008 04:33 PM PDT

Bet you did not know that the bigger the breast of a woman is the more feminin they are,but the smaller
a woman breast is the more intellegent they are:) Live Love Laugh


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ebi amirhosseini

Bajenaghe Aziz !

by ebi amirhosseini on Tue Jul 08, 2008 01:23 PM PDT

You revealed the secret which all women are wondering about for centuries;i.e. "What is with men & breasts!?":

QUOTE :

" Initially god had planned the gestation period for humans to be nineteen years  ". but when he foresaw what eve was going.... he decreased the gestation period to nine ".

We miss nearly 18 years,3 months !! that's why we are all obssessed with BREASTS !!.

Best Wishes


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Jahanshah Javid

Anytime!

by Jahanshah Javid on Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:16 AM PDT

At your service :o)


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bajenaghe naghi

Thank you administration jan

by bajenaghe naghi on Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:09 AM PDT

for giving shape and form to all that i post. i must take a class in how to do paragraphs. 


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