foot in mouth disease

bajenaghe naghi
by bajenaghe naghi
09-Feb-2009
 

It seems that I always get myself into unnecessary trouble.  The other day when I went to get myself a sandwich from the sandwich shop in the corner, I was met by the owner who is a moslem arab. so i tried to be nice and chat with him and having nothing to tell him i said that the other day i had seen his mother in the store making some special salad that i particularly like. He turned to me smiling and said that the lady i saw was not his mother, she was his wife. knowing i had put my foot in my mouth i quickly changed my story and told him that i knew his wife (a total lie of course) and that the person i had seen looked very much like a man and so he must have been his father. he turned to me and with the same smile told me that the person I had seen was not his father but his wife number two. I was so embarrassed that i lost my appetite and quickly left his store.

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shazde asdola mirza jan

by bajenaghe naghi on

great advise. i will try to remember this one. 


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BN jaan, be careful around people's wives please :-)

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on

S.A.M (an official Khar Vazir)


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darius jan

by bajenaghe naghi on

thanks for the trailer. i loved that movie and have seen it several times since it come out so many years ago. I think feshangi looks like him alot ;-)


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silver foot jan

by bajenaghe naghi on

i knew iranians are number one! ;-)


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sarshar45 jan

by bajenaghe naghi on

I am glad you liked the story. I am glad too. 


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desi jan

by bajenaghe naghi on

i am guilty as charged! 


Darius Kadivar

Reminds me of Crocodile Dundee ;0)

by Darius Kadivar on

Remember to scene where he thinks a women is a man and tests it ;0))

Not sure if its in this one :

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X1726pwQIE&feature=related


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too funny!!!!

by sarshar45 on

thanks for the funny story! it made my night....

 

by the way, you should be glad there wasnt a third wife to comment about ;)


desi

BN, are you by chance

by desi on

BN, are you by chance a Sagittarius?  I suffer from the same ailment.  Great story.


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BN Jaan...

by Silver Foot (not verified) on

Not to worry you are not alone, this disease is rampant among people of Iranian decent :o))


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ebi jan

by bajenaghe naghi on

i am glad you like it :-)


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princess jan

by bajenaghe naghi on

as my american teacher used to say it, we are like two peas in a pot.

 


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Bajenaghe AZIZ !!!

by ebi amirhosseini on

Lol...

cheers

Ebi aka Haaji


Princess

Dear BN,

by Princess on

Lol....This was really funny! You sound like me. :)