What if I am a Jew?

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What if I am a Jew?
by Shazde Asdola Mirza
07-May-2010
 

One of the IRI troopers on this site enjoys coming to my blogs, to curse me as a Jew (Yahoodi). I always found those posts offensive and cursed him back, but after his last attack, I had these thoughts:  

1- Why do I get so offended by his accusation?  

2- What if I actually were a Jew?  

To answer the number 1 question, I had to be really honest with myself and dig deep into my inner thoughts and biases. As any other kid brought up in the streets of Tehran, I always associated the Jews with filth and fear. The suffix after calling someone a Jew was either Kasif or Tarso. So naturally, as a proud boy, I never wanted to be associated with kids carrying either of those nasty adjectives.  

The second what-if question is a bit easier to answer. I have a large nose as well as a large circumcised … oops. So without any identification papers, I could have been picked up by the Nazi SS as one of the Jewish rats, destined for extermination. Then I did some more thinking to see what would have happened if I was really a Jew, and came up with the following answers.  

1- I would still have loved the ham and cheese sandwich, the bacon cheeseburger and the pepperoni pizza.  

2- I’d be still chasing the Shiksa blonde girls, although their IQ is half the minimum level for mating, as recommended by the Rabbi.  

3- If some Arab terrorist threw mortar and missiles at my town, I would go and bomb the crap out of their neighborhood guerrilla base.  

4- If the nut job president of an Islamist country threatened to destroy my nation, and then went on to build some nuclear stuff, I’d have gone and destroyed all his atomic toys.

What the fuck? I haven’t had a bowl of Matzo balls and already my Jewish vein is throbbing like a time bomb!

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by Bavafa on

Stupidity, ignorance and bigotry shakh o dom ke nadareh (doesn't have horns or tails) but still just as recognizable as if they had shakh o dom.

I have been the recipient of similar intended insults only to be called Arab, Palestinian or as recently Abu Mehrdad.

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ah dear oh dear ok

by shahanshahesmail on

ah dear oh dear

ok vildemose , thats nice. 


vildemose

Shame on you shahshaesmail

by vildemose on

Shame on you shahshaesmail for trying to portray Iranians as jihadist, anti-semitic warmongers. This is a terrible thing you're doing to our community.

Shameful!


shahanshahesmail

timothy flloyd

by shahanshahesmail on

whatever happens , happens. Its not me or you who will decide the outcome. Whether by the sword of ink or the sword of blood. 


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shahanshahesmail

No , I dont wish war on

by shahanshahesmail on

No , I dont wish war on anyone , nor do I like war , I admire peace and quiet.

I said it is within their rights to go to war to get back what was taken from them , i wish things to be settling peacefully. If i was living in my house and someone comes to my home , throws me out . kills half my family members and claims its his home because god promised it to them 2000 years go , would you sit down smile and make peace with such a person?

as for vildemose , I dont take his rants seriously , he infact reminds me of myself in a earlier time , like talking to my younger self in a mirror. My passport and my family in my hometown would refute this creature. 


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vildemose

I support hamas , does that

by vildemose on

I support hamas , does that make me a palestinian?

I support hezbollah,  does that make me lebanese?

I support the muslim brotherhood against their 400 time elected president mobarak , does that make me egyptian?

You are nationless jihadist adhernet of Khomeinist Meine Kampe of "Islamic government" for the entire ummah and you are not interested in peace.

You are dragging the entire nation of Iran into your crusade to take Palestine back. This will not happen. Iran will not be sacrificed for Palestine. You and your other militant jihadist/basijee need to wake up and stop supporting violence and terror to build your ummah. Your ummah will not materialize ever.

Get used to it.


Real McCoy

Jewish talk!

by Real McCoy on

Why do we, Iranians, have to pay for Hamas?


shahanshahesmail

where did I say I wish for

by shahanshahesmail on

where did I say I wish for them to go to war?


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shahanshahesmail

vildemose

by shahanshahesmail on

get it through your childish head , I can definately assure you I am from Iran , somewhere in the south which ill leave you to figure out where since you seem so good at it.

I support hamas , does that make me a palestinian?

I support hezbollah,  does that make me lebanese?

I support the muslim brotherhood against their 400 time elected president mobarak , does that make me egyptian?

what kind of f-ed up logic is that?

after all you dont like it when i call you padishahi people and you so called nationalists , american labourers do you? 

I challenge you to refute any of my claims on hamas , if you question my nationality again ill ignore you because frankly you make me sick to the core with your uneducated rants. 


vildemose

shahnsahesmail: Why are you

by vildemose on

shahnsahesmail: Why are you being embarrassed of your nationality? Why hide it?

At any rate, regardless of your nationality, your jihadist tirade is here on display for everyone to see and decide for themselves who is what. I see your only concern is revenge Not peace. It's frankly very tragic and it makes me very sad for you.


shahanshahesmail

vildemose

by shahanshahesmail on

your a sad sad sad human beeing

how many times have you done nother but attack where im supposedly from?

how bout for once you actually respond to my comments you pitiful excuse for humanity.

Ill say it again , im not palestinian , afghan or whatever .

I wont be responding to questions on where i am from anymore , either stick to my comments or dont respond at all , it will only make you vildemose look even more stupid than you currently are. 


vildemose

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by vildemose on

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Rea

humanbeing

by Rea on

You don't need to be a Jew to talk about it.  I'm not one to start with.

IRI supporters all over the world use Israel to hide their own crimes. The same IRI pattern, whatever the country.  So convenient, marg bar Israel, marg bar America, blah, blah.

I'm outta here, too.

 


vildemose

humanbeing

by vildemose on

As you can see shanshaesmail is  not Iranain. This was proven because he can't read Persian.

At any rate, this blog is being hijacked again by a warmonger militant khomeinist jihadist, perhaps Palestinian?

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They are generalizations.  Facts require one to change course in belief because they roll in constantly, whereas generalizations are based on beliefs formed around events of the past.  It's kind of the antithesis to fact. You will never see any facts only half truth coming out of IRGC/IRI groupies.

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shahanshahesmail

this is my point . before

by shahanshahesmail on

this is my point .

before 1948 there was palestine , after there was israel m gradually what was left of what was formerlly known as palestine diminshed further and further , the westbank with its "peace and hand reaching" barely has any land to call its own anymore , soon the only thing left for fatah will be its own parliement bulding surrounded by settlements.

gazans are motivated by islam ,"fight in the way of god against those that fight you" , they will never stop fighting and that is why gaza doesnt have any settlements , yet gaza is portrayed as a backward islamists polluted hell hole and westbank as heaven , why is that? is it because they are fighters standing up to a far superior army? 

you ask what I want , i want those thrown out of palestine to be able to return , every single one of them , a referendum will take place , israel as a jewish state will be no more , given the then numerical superiority of the palestinians a country known as palestine will be reborn , even potentially an islamist one . Who said i favour a civl war between palestinians ? hamas does stupid things , fatah does far more stupid things.

Your choice on that matter is to keep killing palestinians and provoke islamists or go for the right of return , either way its a lose lose situation for the zionist entity.

As for exiles who advocate invasion of their so called homeland , they are insignificant in all matters , if you go to hormozgan , balochistan , lorestan , kordistan ,khorasan , azerbaijan , qom and many other places , you will see my point. 


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humanbeing

ps

by humanbeing on

ps, i'm also 'outta here'. i'm a lightweight on political arguments and concede in advance.

let's respect the wishes of shazde on his turf, and keep the israel/pals out of it.

this does not mean we can't talk freely about jews. take away a bit of the taboo.


humanbeing

shahenshahesmail

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do you want a peaceful solution or a violent one? do you want other 'side' (be it anti iri, or zionists -- and it's not the same!) to totally submit (root salama, forth construction 'af'ala') or disappear from the face of the earth by whatever means, or do you believe in compromise and reconciliation? there is no one 'good' side and one 'bad' side. it's a bit more complex. is it okay for hamas to throw fatah people off of rooftops? is it okay to take civilians, hospitals, orphanages, mosques, hostage and to use them as a base for launching whatever? i agree it's wrong to fire back at these places in 'self-defense', but it takes two to tango.

where is rosie? i'm so bad at this. we need rapprochement.


humanbeing

timothy

by humanbeing on

i'll stick to the jewish stuff. you are right, jews do not kill each other, and i pray we will stay this way, but the fact that we do not 'kill our own' does not mean we can look at those who do, rest on our laurels and be proud of our behaviour. our benchmark should not be to just stay away from the bottom rung and to 'take comfort' that there are worse situations. believe me there is room for moral improvement. i don't even want to compare between apples and oranges. wouldn't it be nice to say we do not do bad to anyone? or, even go up a notch, and say we try to do good to other humans? maybe i'm a pipedreamer, not a realist. before going to war, maybe we should try one last desperate measure, and all take a shot of estrogen

i pray that iranians will not torture each other and that they will make peace with each other. the people have shown such courage, a sign of very strong moral fibre.


shahanshahesmail

mobarak is israels and the

by shahanshahesmail on

mobarak is israels and the US's bitch. 

is that all you can reply to my statement by sticking to one totally irelevant comment on the status of egypts government in the muslim world? 


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shahanshahesmail

timothyflloyd

by shahanshahesmail on

yours is the typical pro israel nonsense i hear daily.

hamas attacked israel.

I would of done much more than hamas if i was put in a box , which as yoiu so fluently say was evacuated by israel , the same box where nothing is allowed to enter unless israels bitch known as egypt agrees to it , where the airspace is controlled and violated daily by israel , where the sea ways are controlled by israel ,  where the family on gaza beach were blown to bits by an israeli frigate . You expect hamas to sit down and say "we will do whatever you say?" I infact applaud hamas's restraint , I would of done much much worse to israel.

Israel invaded lebanon 3 times , palestinian territories countless times , neighbouring countries , all under the pretence of "peace"

"when it is said to them make not mischief on the earth , they say 'why?! we only want to make peace !' of a surety they make mischief , they realize it not." - Qor'an 


Niloufar Parsi

humanbeing (and rosie)

by Niloufar Parsi on

you certainly pack a lot of key ideas into short paras :)

indeed, fighting apartheid is the main issue. zionism in its original form was not necessarily about an exclusive jewish state at all. it turned into apartheid through misguided leadership. linking the resultant apartheid with 'jews' is just cynical manipulation.

this one is for rosie to handle! am outta here!

ps nice new avatar!