Interview with Feridon Farsi

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Interview with Feridon Farsi
by Shazde Asdola Mirza
09-Oct-2011
 

AM:  Salam

FF: Al Salam va Alaykom va Rahmatollah va Barakato

AM:  I thought you were Zoroastrian.

FF: Religion is a subjective matter and should not be allowed to create a barrier between us and the Iranian regime.

AM: I see. How would you like me to address you?

FF: You can call me the president of an Iranian-American National Council.

AM: No, I mean should I call you Mr. Farsi or just Feridon?

FF: Actually my name is an ancient Persian word for Ghormeh Sabzi, which used to be called Tormeh Tabzi, and then in prior times became Trita Tazi.

AM: Ok Trita jan … tell us about your little hair on the chin.

FF: Well, as you may know, the Iranian people have gone through a lot of hardship in the past 32 years, including the sanctions which have stopped any import of Gillette razors.

AM:  So it’s not to distract us from your receding hair line?!

FF: Well if by receding you mean some kind of rapprochement and pulling back of the sanctions against Iran, well in that case; life will be much easier for the average IRI overlord.

AM: Are you an Iranian, or are you an American?

FF: Neither … that’s what makes me perfect as the lifetime president of Iranian-Americans.

AM: What is your favorite Persian dish?

FF: I like the round white china dishes with red flowers on them.

AM: Who is your favorite Iranian singer?

FF: Ahangaran … I really like his genre of inspirational Islamic pop.

AM: What is your favorite Persian movie?

FF: As Imam Khomeini said; the best Iranian movie is Bull, but I also love Ekhrajiha 1, 2 and 3.

AM: any take away notes for our readers, Mr. Tazi?

FF: If some stranger in the street asks you for a regime change … JUST SAY NO!

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Shazde Asdola Mirza

مازیار جان لطف داری

Shazde Asdola Mirza
Mon Oct 10, 2011 07:28 PM PDT

No, the previous one was about his supreme leader ;-)


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maziar 58

merci

by maziar 58 on Mon Oct 10, 2011 07:10 PM PDT

shazdeh nice to read a goog and cut piece sattire from you with out any......

hope TT wasn't the subject of your previouse blog ; AALAT that is.

Maziar


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Veiled Prophet of Khorasan

Well I am

by Veiled Prophet of Khorasan on Mon Oct 10, 2011 02:55 PM PDT

 

not a judge of who uses multiple ids proven by my mistaken assumption on Sam. Therefore I have no idea who uses multiple ids or why.

I speak for myself: I do not use multiple IDs. 


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Masoud Kazemzadeh

Thanks

by Masoud Kazemzadeh on Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:37 AM PDT

GR jaan,

Thanks.

MK

 

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Shazde jaan,

Thank you for this blog. YOU are a fantastic satirist, a great writer, and a really great poet. I really enjoyed all the wonderful contributions in this blog.

I am glad you found my contribution funny.

Best,

Masoud

 

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Faramarz jaan,

Wow, your poem was fantastic. Thank YOU so much.

Best,

Masoud

 


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Anahid Hojjati

Shazde,

by Anahid Hojjati on Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:30 AM PDT

I am still against this practice but I think any more explanation will not be helpful.


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Shazde Asdola Mirza

Well, you are right Anahid dear, but ...

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:53 AM PDT

... to tell you the truth, I am only writing under this one id; so I don't know why people may want to use two id's. Now, if they are having fun with their mutiple id's ... that is playing opposite roles ... then it's their choice ... not nice, but their choice nevertheless.


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Anahid Hojjati

.

by Anahid Hojjati on Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:46 AM PDT

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Shazde Asdola Mirza

Well dear; depending on the "situation" ...

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:30 AM PDT

... you are either stalking him/her or setting up for a catfight. Either way, I'd love to watch ... lol.


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Anahid Hojjati

LOL Shazde,

by Anahid Hojjati on Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:09 AM PDT

However, I did not see any statement of being discouraged from GR.


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Shazde Asdola Mirza

Dear Rahmanian

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:04 AM PDT

Thanks, but I wouldn't call mine a poem really ... more like a limerick.

By the way, don't be discouraged by Anahid's comment ... she thinks that all of us are closet TP lovers ... lol.


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Anahid Hojjati

.

by Anahid Hojjati on Mon Oct 10, 2011 09:42 AM PDT

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G. Rahmanian

Faramarz & Shazde:

by G. Rahmanian on Mon Oct 10, 2011 09:17 AM PDT

That's not fair. You guys never said you could write poetry. Great poems. Seriously, I'm having a great laugh. Thank you!


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Oon Yaroo

Happy Columbus day to all... thanks to CC for discovering

by Oon Yaroo on Mon Oct 10, 2011 08:30 AM PDT

this great land, America!

 


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Shazde Asdola Mirza

فرامرز جان

Shazde Asdola Mirza
Mon Oct 10, 2011 08:26 AM PDT

 

چنین گفت رستم به افراسیاب

اگر گشنته، نون سنگک بیاب

 


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Shazde Asdola Mirza

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Mon Oct 10, 2011 08:27 AM PDT

Oon Yaroo: it' the Canadian thanksgiving today.

Hence the beheading of this Turkey ... lol.


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Faramarz

Great Poem Shazde

by Faramarz on Mon Oct 10, 2011 08:23 AM PDT

We are having too much fun this early in the morning.

I feel like Rostam on an empty stomach!

 

Thanks Anahid and Oon Yaroo.


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Oon Yaroo

Is Columbus day a holiday in Canada, guys? Faramarz, this is...

by Oon Yaroo on Mon Oct 10, 2011 08:07 AM PDT

Is Columbus day a holiday in Canada, guys?

Faramarz this is astounding!

 

شب آبستن نبود بلکه ورم داشت معده اش

چو زوری زد در خلا آزاد گشت اندیشه اش

 

You guys get an 'A' in Adabiyat Farsi!


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Anahid Hojjati

Good poems Shazde and Faramarz

by Anahid Hojjati on Mon Oct 10, 2011 07:44 AM PDT

nice poems.


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Shazde Asdola Mirza

فرامرز آمد به جنگ نیاک

Shazde Asdola Mirza
Mon Oct 10, 2011 07:29 AM PDT

 

فرامرز آمد به جنگ نیاک

چونان شیر لشکر شکن، مرد پاک

همی‌ بر سر و مغز پارسی‌ نواخت

ابا گرز و شمشیر و با طمطراق

تریتا بزیر سم اسب آن قهرمان

چو موشی به چنگال زال زمان

همه اهل نیاک گریان شدند

خوراک سگ و گرگ ایران شدند


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Veiled Prophet of Khorasan

Multiple IDs

by Veiled Prophet of Khorasan on Mon Oct 10, 2011 07:28 AM PDT

 

I don't know who is using multiple IDs. Obviously I made a mistake when I thought one person was not using it and then he admitted he was. "Warning: Iranian admitting a mistake! " 

But it is funny how some blogs are like the old Iranian Senate. As Tofigh used to say. All is "Sahih ast; Ahsanat". Only people in agreement are welcome; rest are shoved out or attacked until they go. Not saying they are all the same person just think alike.


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Shazde Asdola Mirza

Speaking of multiple id's

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Mon Oct 10, 2011 07:41 AM PDT

Anahid dear: Let thou who has not another id, throw the first unethical stone.

However, now that our secret love for TP is out of the closet ... here is a song for his little adorable goatee.

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0


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Faramarz

Funny Shazde

by Faramarz on Mon Oct 10, 2011 07:13 AM PDT

مرسی شازده اینهم شعری برای تریتا وایل و تبارش

 

چنین گفت تریتا  به اهل نیاک

که دشمن طمع کرد برایران پاک  

شب آبستن است و ندانم چه آید به بار

ز پیوند مجاهد با یهودان نابکار

بشتابید ایرانیان که باید لابی کنیم

همه فکر تلفن قرمز و عنابی کنیم

بدانید گر مالن سخن گوید با احمدی

رفیق شفیق گردد رهبر با اجنبی

نگه کرد شازده به سرا پای شب

بخندید و آورد  شعری به لب

شب آبستن نبود بلکه ورم داشت معده اش

چو زوری زد در خلا آزاد گشت اندیشه اش


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Anahid Hojjati

speaking of talking from both sides of mouth

by Anahid Hojjati on Mon Oct 10, 2011 06:26 AM PDT

i find it unethical for one person to write good things about trita with one id and criticize him with his other id.


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Shazde Asdola Mirza

Dear Rahmanian

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Mon Oct 10, 2011 05:59 AM PDT

We all deserve a good chuckle every now and again. Why not have it at the expense of a weaselly politician?


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Shazde Asdola Mirza

مسعود جان

Shazde Asdola Mirza
Mon Oct 10, 2011 05:54 AM PDT

Thanks for your funny and witty piece.

Yes, he is great in talking with the both sides of his mouth. Actually, that's a great talent for any politician. Too bad that he is wasting it on IRI.


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Shazde Asdola Mirza

For someone who left Iran at the tender age of 4 ...

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Mon Oct 10, 2011 05:49 AM PDT

His Persian is actually quite good. What he says with it though, is totally "Treacherous Alliance".


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G. Rahmanian

Very Funny, Masoud!

by G. Rahmanian on Mon Oct 10, 2011 03:28 AM PDT

Maybe Al Ajami should stick to English. Thanks for the laugh!


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G. Rahmanian

Comical!

by G. Rahmanian on Mon Oct 10, 2011 03:20 AM PDT

Laughed through it. Thanks, Shazde!


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Masoud Kazemzadeh

Humor

by Masoud Kazemzadeh on Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:58 PM PDT

شازده: آقای ال عجمی، با درود به شما که دعوت ما را برای مصاحبه قبول کردید.

ال عجمی: سلام، هلو. مرسی‌، ثنک یووو.

شازده: چرا  شما با تحریم‌های ضد جمهوری اسلامی مخالف هستید؟

ال عجمی:‌ای واز فور ایت بیفور   من  اگینست ایت.

شازده: یعنی‌، شما اول مخالف تحریم‌ها بودید، ولی‌ الان هوادار تحریم هستید.

ال عجمی:  هم بله  هم نو. 

شازده: از "نو" منظورتون اینه "نه‌" یا "جدید"

ال عجمی:‌ای مین نه‌.  پیر شدیم فارسی هم بلد نیستیم.

شازده: فارسی آقای آالن سخنگوی وزارت امور خارجه آمریکا از شما بهتره.

ال عجمی: من نمیفهمم که آالن چی‌ میگه.  همش پرشین حرف میزانه.

شازده: خیلی‌ سپاسگزاریم.

ال عجمی: ثنک یووو تو.   

 


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Masoud Kazemzadeh

Hilarious

by Masoud Kazemzadeh on Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:34 PM PDT

Shazde jaan,

This is hilarious. I laughed soooooooooo hard.

ye donya mamnoon,

Masoud


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