God is a lady … Satan is a guy

God is a lady … Satan is a guy
by Shazde Asdola Mirza

This is going to be the title of my thesis … towards an Independent Scholar degree in sociology!

Empirical findings:  

God gives life to other beings (feminine) … Satan enjoys killing other creatures.

God likes nice gardens and pretty things … Satan likes fire, fighting and fright.

God sees something nice in everything … Satan hates everyone, even himself!

God has a lot of dos and don’ts … Satan prefers decadence.

God never forgets … Satan hardly remembers!

Circumstantial evidence:  

God made a nice place (heaven) with good food and gorgeous surroundings … Satan just kept complaining about her creations and how incomplete and faulty those were.

God banished Satan from heaven, and took a restraining order against him … Satan decided that the best way to get right back in, would be to fight for the custody of God’s children!

God doesn’t like Satan, but can’t get rid of him … Satan can’t get over god, and secretly yearns to be with her again.

Side remark:  

God talks a lot … Satan is awfully quiet.


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by fozolie on

You did not like me calling it as I see it. I thought you had thicker skin. There! There! There!  

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by Zorumbaa on

The other guy is just the avatar. Is a fashionable cross-dresser, a Bi and Trans gender psychopath, of the like of  that Doctor and Mister.  A schizophrenic, manic, who does not know who the hell (excuse the word here! Sensitive to the other guy,) IT is?  Has multiple personality and none-existent identity. A freaking confused thing not knowing to do good or bad, so to even it out the schizoid does it all at the same time!! Go figure?!  This is what that IT is, bend over five times a day and submit.

 If there was a god with a vagina, the omnipotent, omniscient thing would do something about the menacing bastard Satan. After all if Shazdeh’s “Empirical Findings” is correct and this woman “Gives life to other Beings,” then SHE must have the POWER to beat the crap of this guy Satan  to whom SHE gave LIFE to begin with, and send him to Shomaal (just to be nice!!) Since invention of god with or without a vagina some 4000 years or so ago, the schizoid with help of his retards  has played it perfectly to convince the earthlings that there is rally another thing called SATAN?!! That allows the retards opportunity for the perfect execution of god’s heavenly orders.

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Of course intellectual talk can lead to pillow talk, but ...

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on

... Fozolie dear, judging from all your angry comments today; you must be more frustrated than the all of us.

If you improve your Akhlagh, we will try to find a good Shohar for you!


Allegory smallegory sartre martre sociology sexology

by fozolie on


Come off it Shazdeh

All you have on your brain is a quick trip to San Francisco

 Tell the truth 

Mr. Fozolie

Shazde Asdola Mirza

Allah is the Ghamar Khanom of gods

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on

Divaneh jan, there are multiple gods for us humans. Even the Allah in any Muslim's mind is different from another one.

However, if I had to think of a female character for Allah, that would be Ghamar khanom:



Allah is a nasty woman

by divaneh on

If god is a woman, then Allah must be a nasty one.

I nevertheless agree with you Shazde jaan. God must be a woman and Satan a man.

God gets really crossed if you don't listen to her. Satan pretends to listen but he is just thinking about food and sex.

You get a lot of sex if you do as the god said. Satan just talks about it but all you get is another party with a good deal of firework.


Shazde Asdola Mirza

برای ما، مطلقی وجود ندارد؛ فقط انسانها هستند و دیگر هیچ.

Shazde Asdola Mirza

All-Iranians, dear: thanks for the reminder about Sartre.

Yes, outside of our minds and our lives, there are no "good and bad" ... there is no "god and evil". All we say and all we do, is about our affairs ... the humans.

The duality that we project upon the world, is from the duality within us. That duality makes us what we are (life-giving yet destructive); and ever since we have become smart enough to understand, and strong enough to have a choice; it has baffled us.

Our defence mechanism has been to project that painful and cumbersome duality onto the outside, and call it the struggle of "good and bad" ... "god and evil".

Otherwise, it is all about us. From the simplest children stories to the most convoluted science fictions ... it is about us and our struggles.

For us, there are no absolutes. Outside of us, Absolute contains everything.


Jenab-e Shazde

by All-Iranians on

از مطالب این "نمایشنامه" هم برای تهیه ی تز "دینی - فلسفی- سکسی - اجتماعی - فکاهی و ..." خود حتما استفاده کنید که استاد تان خیلی از شما راضی خواهد شد!!
شیطان و خدا : نام نمایشنامه‌ای است در سه پرده و یازده مجلس، از ژان پل سارتر نویسنده و فیلسوف فرانسوی، که نخستین بار در  ژوئن ١٩٥١ در تئاتر آنتوان به روی صحنه آمد و در همان سال به صورت کتاب منتشر شد

Shazde Asdola Mirza

آفريدي خود تو اين شيطان ملعون را

Shazde Asdola Mirza

Fozolie dear: of course all "good and bad" people are created by the woman.

Similar is the case of God, who has created everything, including the Evil. Actually, being "omnipotent and omnipresent"; god must even "contain" everything ... including the Evil.

Which takes us back to Forogh's poem, about Evil also being present in everything and every blessing that God has created for us humans.

We are the result of God and Evil interaction. In other words:

We are the result of Evil screwing God.

Shazde Asdola Mirza

Dear Yolanda: logy is logy ... let's call it Sexology

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on

Perhaps we should call it Sexology, as it is more about the two sexes than the two divines.



by yolanda on


  Are you sure this is a Sociology degree thesis? not Divinity, Theology, Religion or Philosophy thesis?


best wishes

by Latina on

I wish you great success on your thesis.



I thought of Forough's Ossian

by fozolie on



 .......آفريدي  خود تو  اين  شيطان  ملعون  را

عاصيش  کردي  او را  سوي  ما راندي

اين تو بودي، اين تو بودي کز يکي  شعله

ديوي   اينسان  ساختي، در  راه  بنشاندي


مهلتش  دادي که  تا دنيا   به جا باشد

با سرانگشتان شومش  آتش  افروزد

لذتي  وحشي شود   در  بستري   خاموش

بوسه  گردد  بر  لباني  کز  عطش  سوزد


 هر چه  زيبا  بود بي رحمانه  بخشيديش

در ره زيبا پرستانش  رها  کردي

آن گه  از  فرياد هاي  خشم  و قهر خويش

گنبد ميناي  ما  را پر صدا کردي


گرفته شده از عصیان فروغ 



by Latina on

Two pages long! Good grief. I don't even want to think of how many pages mine has to be. I think it is 5 or 6 chapters long.

I started working on my thesis/research project two years ago in order to have the data necessary.

I have two chapters written already. I begin the actual research class this fall and complete it in the second class in the Spring. 

I have asked a friend to please assist me with the editing. I need to defend my thesis. 

Maybe I am a little OCD. LOL

Shazde Asdola Mirza

Thesis ... Schmesis

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on

Latina dear,

Here is one of the most influential scientific works of the 20th centry. Barely two (2) pages long, equal to the number of Nobel prizes won:




by Latina on

"No worries ... thesis is an enlarged paper that the supervisor writes and the student fluffs."


I wish my thesis was as you speak. LOL I actually have to include real facts and add my own research on my thesis subject. 

Fluffy! hahahah Good one

Shazde Asdola Mirza

دکتر نوری و فرامرز جان

Shazde Asdola Mirza

Thanks for the nice poem, Dr. Noury.

Faramarz jan: yes, but for every action there is a reaction!

Mardom Mazloom

There is no way for mullahs to become better...

by Mardom Mazloom on

That's what I thought too! Thanks Sahzdeh jaan

Shazde Asdola Mirza

Dear MPD

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on

No worries ... thesis is an enlarged paper that the supervisor writes and the student fluffs.

M. Saadat Noury

خدایا مرا از من آزاد کن

M. Saadat Noury


خدایا مرا از من آزاد کن
ضمیرم بعشق خود آباد کن
سرم را بیاد خودت زنده کن
روان مرا منبع یاد کن
بروی خودت باز کن دیده‌ام
دلم را بنظاره‌ات شاد کن
خرابم کن از مستی و بیخودی
وجودم بویرانی آباد کن
بفردوس اعلام راهی نما
بعلم لدنیم ارشاد کن
درونم باسرار معمور دار
برونم بطاعات آباد کن
ز شیطان و نفسم پناهی بده
ز جور اعادیم آزاد کن
بس اندوه و غم بر سر هم نشست
گشادی بده سینه را شاد کن
بود فیض دربند خود تا بکی
خدایا دلی از من آزاد کن : فیض کاشانی


The Lady is a Tramp!

by Faramarz on


The guy is having all the fun and action!

I totally agree Shazde Jaan.


Multiple Personality Disorder

Good luck with you your thesis!

by Multiple Personality Disorder on

I wish you success in getting your ISDS.

Shazde Asdola Mirza

Dear Mardom

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on

No, he becomes Agha Mohammad Khan!

Shazde Asdola Mirza

آذر بانو

Shazde Asdola Mirza

Thanks for your kind support.

Mardom Mazloom

Shazdeh, if Satan cuts his zizi

by Mardom Mazloom on

Will he become God? 


No Problem! Shazdeh

by Azarbanoo on

I really Like it like most of your blogs.