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Ebi jaan and Dr. Noury

Thanks for your kind notes.

شازده جان,وزیرالوزرا !!

سپاس

Ebi aka Haaji

Dear Shazde

Very interesting and thoughtful.

Islamists are "homo" too!

ام‌ام جان، بیشتر اسلامیون از زن جماعت میترسند و از سکس طبیعی واهمه دارند - که حاصل سال ها تعلیمات (چرندیات) مذهبی‌ است. اسلامی‌ها بیشتر دوست دارند که با "برادران" بپرند، بچرخند و حال کنند. بنابراین، از همه ما "هومو" تر هستند و باید بیایند به سفر آفریقا!

MPD: technically, Tehran is but a suburb of Abadan

Let's instead ship all the "Persians" to Uzbakestan!

Interesting idea SAM, but

Interesting idea SAM, but did you think that if we shipped 6 billion human beings back to Africa where homo erectus was discovered, it is almost certain that the rest of the world will soon be taken over by Islamists!

While at it

... ship all Abadanies who live in Tehran back to Abadan.

The Project of the century

What are we gonna do about the Distinct accent??:))

I have to agree with your little analysis on The homo erectus attack that we Boyz experience (sexperience) soooo god damn early in our lives... ohhh buddy....let me tell ya...

I am thinking that next thing will be his announcemnet that the Iranian national Airlines will be in charge of taking our jewish friends back to their homeland.  Genius. They will be creating Jobs in a sense...

Genius.   Orale...

کلاه مخملی

البته حق با شماست، ولی‌ توجه هم بفرمائید که این سرگوز خیلی‌ از روز اول بهتر و آدم تر شده ... انشا‌الله، تا قبل از اینکه همه ما رو روانی‌ کنه، خودش شفا پیدا میکنه!

Divaneh dear and Faramarz jan

Dear Divaneh: UK should be reserved solely as the prime "goat pasture" and the nurturing ground for the imperial "duck hunting" breed.

Faramarz jan: I am glad that you are not in charge of Iran, or we wouldn't know where to vacation next summer! Dear friend, Arabs are people too ;-)

Sargord, More Like a Tiny Soviet Block!

Or a Yugoslavia, held together with no real historical or cultural reasons!

And ultimately crumbles from inside because people are miserable, the military power is a sham, and the oil revenue dries up!

It is a matter of time, if Iranian people are lucky. It is not about you or me. It is about them!

Faramarz, sounds like the

Faramarz, sounds like the makings of a Shia superstate- doesn't it?

شازده

زیاد این سرگوزا تحویل نگیر - اَوَلن که فارسیش بیغ بیغه - دوما چرت و پرت خیلی می گه .. :)
 
زنده باشی .. !

Ship I.R. Regime Back to Najaf and Bakaa Valley

Great Topic Shazde!

I am beginning to like your idea!

Many of the IR big shots, like the Larijani clan are not Iranians and were born in Iraq and should go back to Najaf.

As one looks more and more into the origins and the family ties of these people, an interesting picture emerges. Here are some facts.

Mousavi is born in Khameneh and his grandmother is Khamenei’s paternal aunt (ever wonder why he is still alive!)

Khatami is married to Musa-al-Sadr niece, Zohreh Sadeghi (again, ever wonder why he is still alive!)

Sadegh Tabatabai is Ahmad Khomeini’s brother-in-law and is Musa-al-Sadr nephew!

So what we have here is an axis of evil with one leg in Tyre, Lebanon, another leg in Karbala and Najaf, and the third leg in Ghom.   

Shazde, your comments on

Shazde, your comments on "personal liberty" appear contradictory.

You don't think US-China rapprochement was essential to the emergence of China's economy and with it the big improvement in the lives of ordinary Chinese (also, the continued high standard of living for many Americans)?

If not, that's a minority position, considered extremist by most.

You don't think the same could apply to Iran? Or is it you don't want the same to apply to Iran? 

Have a little tohught about us Shazde Jaan

You can't just make suggestion willy nilly. Just think about those of us who live in the UK. Are you going to send back the populations of a few continents back to this little island. But, hold on, then I will be going back to Iran anyway, or do I have to go somewhere else?

S.P. - that's a whole lot of wishful thinking with no basis

US-China has almost nothing to do with US-IRI ... on so many levels.

After Mao's death and the demise of the gang-of-four (the hardliners), China clearly went down the path of reformation and moderation. If you visit China today, you will see that it is currently more Capitalist than any Western country, with as much personal liberty as Japan or S. Korea. The only thing that China lacks today is the political liberty, on which they are working.

Well, Shazde, we

Well, Shazde, we moderate-realists find those positions unrealistic and extremist.

We use the US-China analogy, with all the benefits provided to both as a product of rapprochement. That is to say, we have both people's interests at heart.

But, of course, if you believe that the US-China rapprochement was a big mistake for both peoples, then you must admit that yours is both a minority and extremist viewpoint.  

Dear Raoul

I'm glad that you've liked the blog.

Regarding the Homo / Erectus "division", it's something that comes so naturally to us Muslim boy ... a painful and bloody "divide" - so very early in life ;-)

Would only go for no. 8 adjustment

That's all for now.

کلاه مخملی

I should be cut into at least three pieces ... one for the Turks, one for the Arabs, last one goes through the Aras.

S.P. - good questions

1. Accepting Iran the way it is? You mean enslaved by a bunch of crazy Islamist maniacs? Then, NO!

2. American rapprochement toward "it"? Again, you mean toward the bunch of crazy Islamist maniacs? Then, NO ... again!

Shazde, accepting Iran the

Shazde, accepting Iran the way it is, is a position based on realism. And advocating American rapprochement toward it represents a moderate, dovish posture.

Advocating war and/or regime change is an extremist position.

Or do you disagree? 

Shazde Asdola Mirza

I have to discuss this 'proposition' with my [not homo] 'Erectus' and find out how WE like to be 'divided' now.
Wonderful piece, your blog, not the ...

شازده

ما که مال خاک پاک ایرانیم ... ! :)

"We moderates on the sidelines ..."

Thanks S.P. - I needed the smile ;-)

Almost forgot. On an

Almost forgot.

On an unrelated miblog, I've on occasions clashed with the opinions and perspectives of a retired IDF soldier.

At one point I told him I assumed his family history derived from eastern Europe, and he took great offense. Even though his family was eastern european from time immemorial, he insisted his family history was "jewish" and not eastern European.

So as you can plainly see, it really makes some of these folks insecure to hear such things.

I guess it's almost how some anti-Iran, Iranian-Americans insist on calling themselves Persian and not Iranian. 

Gotta admit, Shazde, that

Gotta admit, Shazde, that was pretty inflammatory stuff. But it matches the tone of Israel FM Lieberman's declarations of shipping the Arab-Israelis and WB Palestinians out of Israel and the WB. Doesn't it?

We moderates here on the sidelines, hoping for reduced tensions and rapprochement between the US and Iran, we're left out in the cold by it all. 

Sad.