در سیاست، پرونده سفید وجود ندارد

Shazde Asdola Mirza
by Shazde Asdola Mirza
09-Jun-2012
 

در سیاست پرونده سفید وجود ندارد ... بخصوص در سیاست ایران.

یکی‌ پرونده‌اش سیاه است، یکی‌ سرخ و دیگری قهوه‌ای ... پرونده سفید میخواهید، وارد سیاست ایران نشوید!

گذشته‌ها گذشته. محبوس در تاریخ ماندن و غصه خوردن، عمر نوح میخواهد و گنج قارون.

ملت بدبخت ایران، محتاج امید است و هدف و امداد. اگر اینها نرسد؛ ایران چهار پنج سال آینده، سوریه امروز را مثل بهشت جلوه خواهد داد.

بنده قبلاً هم خدمت شما عزیزان عرض کرده‌ام که: کون تمام گروه‌های سیاسی ایران گهی است!

با وجود اینهمه آفتابه و آنهمه توضیح المسائل، هنوز نتوانسته ایم حتی ماتحت خود را تمیز کنیم ... در عوض آنقدر غرور الکی‌ داریم که نگو.

روده درازی شد، که میباید ببخشید. پیشنهاد بنده این است که:

به جای زنده باد من و مرده باد تو ... بگوییم "زنده باد مردم ایران" ... و بخواهیم "حقوق بشر برای تمام ایرانیان".


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the monarcho-islamist alliance & rebellion on iranian.com :)

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i had a telex from tel aviv this morning instructing me to look into this new highly important  development which is regarded as the biggest threat to the existance of the jewish state (& all it's bahai citizens!) since ahmadinejad joon bought 1000 chelo koobabs (with gojeh sides) for I-ranian-americans! i will be collecting my cattle class ticket heading towards the epi-center of this rebellion, the great city of london this week.

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Mardom Mazloom

شازده جان، به قول فردوسی :

Mardom Mazloom







جهانی بران جنگ نظاره بود

که آن انگل زشت پتیاره بود


anglophile

Wow Assdola!

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You should not allow such wise words or yours be lost on the Wikipedia:

"a popular uprising, which attempts to create a new form of government (e.g. republic to replace monarchy), is indeed a revolution. "

Sounds like the kind of definition Saddam and Gaddafi loved to give to their coups (oops I meant uprising) LOL.

 

By the way, both 30 Tir and 28 Mordad were achieved thanks to Ayatollah Kashani's heavy support:  pro Mossadegh on 30 Tir and against the old demagouge on 28 Mordad! So your initial claim that in the revolutions!!! before 1979 the clergy were controlled by the intelligentsia (if we accept that there was such a thing) is pure baloney!

Our freind Ma'moor has a better grasp of English than you Assdola jan :))

 

 


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who have been hanging out with recently honey?

by mousa67 on

last night it was soroush & two other guys teaching you farsi. tonight with engineers? LOL

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مآمور

Mousa jon ke farsiesh az fred ham behtar hast

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 The size of a radian is determined by the
requirement that there are 2 radians in a circle.
Thus 2 radians equals 360 degrees. This means that
1 radian = 180/ degrees, and 1 degree = /180 radians.

what is your degree É

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mousa67

on rebellion & revolution.

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mamooreh joon, i like it when your written  ingilishi improves. makes me wonder about your oral english :) but honey, rebellion is like that day you stamped your cute feet & screamed @ haj agha & haj khanoom in tears that unless they send you to londoon to be close to harrods, you'll run away from home & get a job at a beirut nightclub! revolution, is like turning 180 degrees! right, that is exactly what i mean. LOL


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Faramarz jan: these older chicks can be freaky

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But you know the drill ... B's be crazy ... boys be busy!


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از انگلو پرسیدند: "شاهدت کیه؟" - گفت مأمور

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My dear "learning friends": a popular uprising, which attempts to create a new form of government (e.g. republic to replace monarchy), is indeed a revolution.

Those other "examples" by Anglo, are as good as her made up university degree in Anghool-va-Manghool.


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You said jan Mamoor jan you said it

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Those night classes in Shokuh English School were definitely well worth the effort.

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Shazde, the Chick Magnet!

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Shazde Dear,

You seem to be attracting attention from very diverse quarters!

More power to you!

That is generally regarded as being a "chick magnet" or a "freak magnet!"


anglophile

Assdola jan by your made up criteria you forgot a few more

by anglophile on

4. Balvaay-e Naan (against Ahmad Shah - thanks to his grain hoarding habits)

5. Tangestaan uprising (suppresed by your beloved Mossadegh) 

6. Mohammad Taghi Khan Bakhtiaari uprising (killed by Fath Ali Shah)

7. Pishevari separatists in Tabriz

8, Gholam Yahya uprising in Kordestan

9. Syahkal uprising in Syahka! 

10.. Amir Hooshang Davalu-Ghajar uprising from behind his Manghal!!

LOL

Good try Assdolla BUT you obviously don't know the differecen between  a revolution in classical sense and an uprising.

 

Try harder. 


مآمور

Anglo jon

by مآمور on

you should excuse Shazdeh for not knowing the difference between 'rebellion' and 'revolution' !!

I didnt know before u told me! remember? I drove you and my boss to shomal!!

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Shazde Asdola Mirza

اون یاروی عزیز

Shazde Asdola Mirza


After Iranians succeeded in the Constitutional Revolution, they hanged the chief Ayatollah!

//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheikh_Fazlollah_Noori


Shazde Asdola Mirza

A true AngalPhil or Monarchist, wouldn't have made such mistake

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on

Angal, dear:

Shouldn't you at least give credit to the Enghelab-e-Shah-va-Mardom? Or how about your masters' Ghiyam-e-Mardomi of 28 Mordad?

You perhaps wouldn't like the 30th of Tir uprising, which almost toppled the Pahlavi monarchy. But how about the other republican revolutions (anti-Qajar) of:

1. Kochak jangali;

2. Sheikh Khiyabani;

3. Colonel Pesyan?


Oon Yaroo

Shazdeh Jaan, after Iranians prevail in their quest for freedom

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and successfully overthrow the akhoonds what should they do with them?

Should Iranians have them all akhteh (castrated) so they won't be able to reproduce?

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اسدالله بازم اومدی اظهار فاضل کنی‌

anglophile



مگه ما چند تا  انقلاب قبل از انقلاب بهمن داشتیم که میگی‌ انقلاب‌های 
گذشته ؟!!

 

تازه تو همون انقلاب مشروطه هم که آخوند سوار بود مگه یادت رفته :))

 

 


Shazde Asdola Mirza

همبستگی و همفکری نه ... همکاری بله

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Divaneh jan, 

You are right on the issue of convergence, but there is certainly more cooperation.


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I hope you are right Shazde

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I have not seen any evidence to suggest that there is any issue on which there is unity or convergence between these groups. You must know more than I do.


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شیرین خانم

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در انقلاب‌های گذشته، آخوند مورد استفاده روشنفکران بود، ولی‌ در سال ۱۹۷۹ برعکس شد.


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Mardom Mazlom: and not surprisingly beaten by Akhonds for one ..

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... full generation!


ahang1001

من البته شاید

ahang1001


من البته شاید کوچکتر از همه شما باشم

هیچکدوم از اینهایی رو که زنده باد و مرده باد بهشون میگن نمیشناسم

اما

از عبا..و عمامه...و اسلام...وحشت دارم

با مراجعه به تاریخ 150 سال گذشته متوجه میشیم که تمام انقلاب های گذشته از مشروطیت گرفته تا کنون

همه و همه زیر سر همین عمامه بسران و عبا بدوشان بوده است

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نه نه نه...خواهش میکنم رگهای گردنتان ورم نکند...علاقه من به ایران با وجودیکه مدت کمی در اونجا بودم...با وجود اینکه نیمه آلمانی هستم....(پدرم ایرانی...مادرم آلمانی)

از شما کمتر نیست...اما چشم من آب نمیخوره...من از آنچه که در مرز های سیاسی ایران

میگذرد بسیار نا امیدم...ایران هر گز آن ایرانی که خواهانش هستم نخواهد شد

 

 


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We are still at our beam and mote paradox, Shazdeh jaan,

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Matthew  asked: "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"

And Iranians answered: "Ab zereshk, you nokar inlgisse"!


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جامعه بدون مغز توحیدی

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divaneh

کو گوش شنوا

divaneh


شازده جان حرف دل ما را زدی اما کو گوش شنوا. حالت ایران مثل یک کشتی در حال غرق شدن است که سرنشینانش به جای فکر نجات مشغول دعوا و فحش و فضیحت به یکدیگر هستند که مقصر کیست.


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تقسیم کار عادلانه در جمهوری اسلامی

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وزارت اطلاعات دستگیرمیکند قوه ی قضاییه بدون محاکمه محکوم میکند رهبر حکم اعدام صادر میکند سپاه پاسداران به دار میکشد. جمهوری اسلامی قصد دارد با اعدام مغز های متفکر یک جامعه ی بدون مغز صددرصد اسلامی بسازد.


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Assdola!

by anglophile on

یکی‌ طلبت :)

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   "" socialist

by vildemose on

 

 "" socialist colleague who does not want to be identified sent me this: "As'ad, the Americans and the Saudis overplayed their hand in Egypt and the result will not be good. The Jordanians who began repressing a few weeks ago after being told by the Saudis and the Americans that Egypt has been fixed are trembling over what will happen tomorrow and the next few week in Egypt with repercussions in Amman.

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All Oppression Creates a State of War--Simone De Beauvoir


Shazde Asdola Mirza

دوستان عزیز

Shazde Asdola Mirza


Ms. Hojjat: many thanks for your continued support.

Faramarz jan: I don't expect somersault and gymnastics from our politicians ... some commonsense will do the trick.


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Anglophile, dear

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on

That's why everyone has been so satisfied with you!