American Music Awards: A Review in Why


Niki Tehranchi
by Niki Tehranchi

Why is Rihanna so amazeballs?

Why is Miley Cyrus barefoot?

Why is Jon Bon Jovi wearing granny pants?

Why is Katy Perry showing us her cameltoe?

Why didn't Carrie Underwood rush onstage when Taylor Swift beat her for the award?

Why does Enrique Iglesias have more hair today than he did 5 years ago?

Why is hubby so attracted to Nicki Minaj (other than the fact her name is Nicki)?

Why did Pink steal MC Hammer's pants?

Why didn't they let the Dan Band perform?  The Dan Band is, like, 1000 times more awesome than any of the acts who did perform at the AMAs this year.

Why was Christina's Burlesque so Burlame?

Why am I so scared of Ke$ha?

Why did the big Backstreet Boys/New Kids finale feel a little sad?

Why don't Justin Bieber and Usher get a room already?

Why do I miss Tina Turner, Michael Jackson and Madonna?



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Computers are taking over.

by Anonymouse on

The music used to be played by musical instruments.  Now they're mixing them with computer programs and the artists are all but given up on traditional instruments.

Sometimes I think all the poems that can have good music put on them have already been written.  Same with names of bands and artists and perhaps one reason we see so many weird names.

You can now "text" anything and be done with it, including breakups and divorces! 

Everything is sacred

Anahid Hojjati

Dear Niki, I saw parts of American Music Awards show

by Anahid Hojjati on

Niki jan, Thanks for your questions. I saw the part that Justin Bieber thanked Usher and Usher came to stage. So I laughed when I saw your question about them. You are correct, I miss performers like Maddona and Tina Turner. My 16 year old daughter likes to listen to Madonna' s mid 80s music. In my opinion, compared to 60s, 70s and 80s, American music has not done so well after 1990s or at least the famous acts of 1990s and years after that are not as interesting as famous performers of years before 1990. But then I am no expert in music. That Gaven guy looked good though and Pink better be careful in her performances now that she is pregnant. Once they announced that she is pregnant, rather than paying too much attention to her music, I was checking to make sure she does not do too much jumping and too difficult moves on stage.

Sargord Pirouz

None of these mainstream

by Sargord Pirouz on

None of these mainstream bubblegum acts are interesting.

Niki, do this, tune your web browser to the following:


Now, after becoming a member, create a New Station to the name of "Paul Van Dyk".

Now doesn't that feel better?! (You're welcome)