Majid

دیوانه..........

یه آقائی برای پر کردن یکی از همین پرسشنامه ها برای سفر حج عُمره رفت وزارت اوقاف.

سؤال این بود که............ «سورهء توحید را بنویسید»

- بسم الله رحیم..........گُلفُ اللهُ اَحَد(١) الله با َصمَد (٢).......................اینجاش نمیدونم میگه «لَبَمْ بِه یولَتْ» یا میگه «یولَتْ به لَبَمْ»

خدا به خیر بگذرونه

حساب اون بدبختی رو بکن که باید سوالهای اون پرسشنامه رو جواب بده.

علی آقا

ترجمهء گوگل رو اگر بزنی تو  سایت مترجم ویکیپدیا این جواب میاد...

"Hey Google, you must sacrifice yourself for your aunt"

که بفارسی سلیس میشه.........«گوگل، قربون عمّه ت بری» با این ترجمه کردنت!

همساده جان

طبق این لینک جریمه برای هر ناخن ٥ هزار تومن و در مجموع برای (چهار تا و نصفی ناخن) میشه ٢٢ هزار و پونصد تومن !

دقت کنید.....چهار تا و نصفی ناخن!!

این توجه به جزئیات و دقّتشون منو کشته!

خدایا.......شد اینا دست به یک کاری بزنند که  خودشونو مضحکه نکنن؟

کاوه عزیز، ممنون از لطفت

Ali P jaan your translation is stuttering w/ a nerve twitch!

Everything is sacred

Google translation to the rescue:

Managers
front group Family Health and Population in universities across the
country editing workshop Prsshnamh’ backup process monitoring and cities
weighted Prsshnamh’ monitoring backup processes ensure Dear Family
Health Department.

(har keh oono fahmeed, iin ro ham meefahmah!)

;-)

Ali P.

فرشاد جان، تو

فرشاد جان، تو لینک شما، جریمهٔ خانوم رو نوشتن ۵ تومن برای هر ناخن لاک زده.  مجموع رو زدن ۲۲۵ تومن.  یعنی‌ خانوم ۲۵ تا ناخن داره؟

Thanks, Majid jan.

 I just found this one today:

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A lady got a $25.00 ticket for having make up.

P.S. That's why, it is called "Mamlekate Gol o Bolbol".

داره میگه ...

داره میگه ...

از تمام اشخاص بیکاری که جمع شدیم تا یک تیم ببر (تایگر تیم) تشکیل بدیم که یک عالم وقت بذاریم و یک دنیا پول حیف و میل کنیم که یک پرسشنامه بی‌ قابلیت تقدیم مقام معظم رهبری کنیم که از مردم سوال کنه چه چیزی بهداشتی کم دارید (نه چی‌ دارید) تبریک و تسلیت عرض می‌کنیم! 

Everything is sacred

So..it's not just me

I had started thinking that my Persian had deteriorated after reading some of the arajif banners and billboards by the Islamic Regime. Most of the time I am not sure WTF these people are saying.

The deconstruction is well underway.

Are the anti Iran Islamist apologists happy?

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IRAN FIRST

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Tell me about it!

Nice find Majid.

I am a translator and unfortunately I mostly translate interesting(!)subjects such as legal, insurance, etc. I come across judgements made by the mullahs a lot and you can imagine the kind of s**t I have to read, try to understand and then translate. I often end up swearing, shouting and kicking out of frustration. I am talking about endless sentences with no punctuation, containing a lot of Arabic crap which has no relevance to civilisation; let alone the modern law.

this is a joint government

this is a joint government academic workshop to plan a family health survey of rural areas in iran.  of course, i had to cut and paste it to the online arajeef translator.

Dear Majid

You have become one of my favorite contributors on IC. Thank you

Please keep writing

Best

Kaveh

Mitra

"Saghil" is one thing and "dari vari" is something all together different, these are plain and simple "araajif".

They (sellouts) are speaking a language nowadays that if you don't understand them you're definitely a "Zedd e Enghelaab"......LOL

Thanks for reading my blog.

LOL. Majid, IRI is enemy of Persian language

Dear Majid, much of the text that I read from Iran these days is very "saghil". Even non Islamic people are not immune. I have read some articles from some political leaders like "Farrokh Negahdar" which were saghil and not interesting to read. I believe during IRI, Farsi language has done a huge aghabgard. We in Diaspora are lucky since we have not been infected as much with ugly Farsi spoken and written in Iran. In the middle of all this ugliness, once in a while, there are some gems like poems by "Hila Sedighi". Majid jan, Your example is hilarious and good example of this ugly Persian that hopefully we will see its demise when IRI is gone.