آیت الله جی جی

آیت الله جی جی
by Majid
04-Feb-2011
 

بالای صفحه سمت چپ نوشته «هیچ چیزی قداست ندارد»!
جملهء قشنگ ولی بچّه گول زنک خوبی هست! من فکر میکنم جملهء مناسب تر که با روال اخیر ایرانیان دات کام منطبق هست این هست «هیچ چیزی حساب و کتاب ندارد»!

این هم  یکی از اون مواردی هست که «همه با هم برابرند ولی بعضی ها یه خورده برابر ترند»!

من فکر میکنم کلمهء «کامنت» یعنی نظر خواننده، ولی ظاهراً اشتباه میکنم! کامنت یعنی یا بگو  بَه بَه و چهچه یا خفه شو!

آیت الله جی جی میفرماید:
اگر یه ویدیوی تُخمی رو که من گذاشتم بالای صفحهء اصلی و ٢٠٠٣ نفر اونو دیدن و فقط یکنفر کامنت گذاشته! یا بگو  بَه بَه یا اگر گفتی «٢ دقیقه و ٤٧ ثانیه وقتم رفت تو خلا» من کامنتت رو دیلیت میکنم! چون این طبق تعاریف ایرانیان دات کام «حمله به شخص» و «بد زبانی» تلقّی میشه و من دیلتت میکنم!

یا اگر رفتی اینجا و نوشتی «   Tit for tat » یعنی چیزی که عوض داره گله نداره و از کار و خلاّقیت ام پی دی تعریف کردی من بازم دیلیتت میکنم «چون هیچ چیزی حساب و کتاب نداره»!

تو رو به خیر و ما رو به سلامت جی جی جان!


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خونسرد باش
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age beri nemidonam che balaei sare man miad. If you leave, I don't know what is going to happen to me. khahesh mikonam naro.

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1QQTCAHX-o

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