Faramarz

اندر باب مضرات مهریه و محسنات ازدواج!

با تشکر فراوان از شازده از شعر شما بسیار لذت بردم.

Faramarz jan: Persian poetry too? WTG

متوفی در زندان به علت "عدم توانایی در پرداخت مهریه"!

عکس این بلاگ و شعر زیبای آقا فرامرز، مرا هم سر ذوق انداخت:

یادش بخیر، وقتی‌ داماد مهریه داشت

عروس خانم پرده داشت

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دوره‌ای که جوانی بهره داشت

درس خوندن آینده داشت

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زمانی‌ که راننده تاکسی سواد نداشت

دکتر و مهندس  به مسافر کشی‌ نیاز نداشت.

تشکری از دوستان مورد علاقه!

دایی ج، لطف داری و مثل همیشه درست و معقول میگی.ا زن و مرد نباید زیاد دور و بر هم باشن و پاپیچ هم بشن، ایجاد درد سر و ناراحتی میشه!  تا امثال  شما اینجا هستن ما خیالمون آسوده ست!

دیوانه جان، والله که حرفت حرف نداره، ولی دروغ چرا، من نه شاعرم ونه زیاد اهل شعر، دیروزبعد از ناهار سنگین این پرتقاله هسته داشت وتو گلوم گیر کرد و منو بفکر انداخت و اینهم نتیجه اش!

شراب عزیز، بیزحمت جای مارو تو یونان خالی کن که من مخلص اوزو و ماهی و زیتون برادران یونانی هستم.

ویلدموس جان، تو هر روز اینجارو با حضورت آفتابی میکنی! مرسی از گفتار و زحماتت!

 Dear Faramarz: Besya ziba

 Dear Faramarz: Besya ziba bood. Agar man mitoonestam mesle shoma shaer begam, dorost hamin khaterha ro mineveshtam...Dastetoon dard nakoneh. Ey kash mitoonistam be oon roozha bazgardim...

A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.--Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn.

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تا ۴ ساعتِ دیگر به یونان خواهم رفت اما دلم نیامد در اینجا به قولِ شما آمریکا نشینها کامنت نگذارم...

جنابِ فرامرز خان،قشنگ نبشتی،قشنگ سرودی،سخت مطالبِ مدرن به دلم می‌نشیند اما این یکی‌ نشست و چه آرام به دلم نشست.

قبل از سفر یک جامِ شراب به سلامتیِ دوستان خواهم نوشید... یادِ قدیم به خیر،چقدر شاد و مفرح .

عزت زیاد.

به به از این اشعار خواجه فرامرز امریکی

فرامرز جان این شعر از دل بر آمدۀ پرتقالی شما به دل نشست و ما را هم به یاد قدیم انداخت. دمت گرم که در همه کار استادی.

 باید خدمت شما عرض کنم که ما از همان اول هم هستۀ پرتقال را جزو هسته ها حساب نمی کردیم و پرتقال را با هسته می خوردیم. با این احوال از همان کودکی متوجه شدیم که میوه ها دو نوع هستند، میوه های گرد و میوه های دراز. میوه های گرد خوردنشان دردسر دارد چون یا مثل پرتقال و هلو و شفتالو و خرما هسته دارند و یا مثل پرتقال (ایضاَ) و نارنگی و انار پوست دارند. میوه های دراز اما کارشان درست است و مثل خیار و هویج (ما که بجه بودیم خیار و هویج هم جزو میوه جات بود) نه پوست دارند و نه هسته. فقط موز است که آبروی میوه های دراز را برده. به امید آن روز که بسرایی یادش بخیر وقتی که موزها پوست داشت.  

Faramarz Jaan: Loved your Poem!

Speaking of the natural order of things reminded me of what Karbala'i Marx wrote in his Manifesto of 1848! What he describes here is what many learn through painful experiences. 

He wrote:
"The bourgeoisie has torn away from the family its sentimental veil, and has reduced the family relation to a mere money relation."

Now let's get real and talk numbers. With the price of gold at all-time high, many women must  be crazy not to cash in the gold coins the husband owes them. 

A gold coin was about 500,000 toomaan, last time I checked. With the recent gold rush the price must have skyrocketed. Let's say the price of gold hasn't been affected. Multiply 500,000 by say 1, 500 coins which is the average dowry in major cities and you get 750,000,000 toomaan! Jackpot!!! Why would a woman want to live with a man, in the first place?

Faramarz jan,

sorry for my comment. Actually, you pass with flying colors the majaazi test. All these recent blogs and now poetry blog. You must be doing well.  What I meant was hair getting white and getting long in the teeth which as they say, happen to all of us.

The Rumors of My Demise!

Dears Anahid and Doctor,

To paraphrase Mark Twain (no relation to the lovely Shania Twain), "The rumors of my demise (getting married and aging gracefully!) have been greatly exaggerated!"

It is all Souri's fault who in her best intentions and French-inspired way, wanted to see me as a bottle of fine French wine sitting quietly in a cellar aging and covered with white dust!

Not Going to Happen!

This Beaujolais Nouveau will fight to the end and will go down with the ship!

Thanks Faramarz and DM

Thanks Faramarz for the compliment, even if it is for having eyesight and memory problems and thanks to DM who corrected my mistake.

Dear DM, as far as Faramarz aging, I don't know. In this Majaazi world, it is hard to verify.

AH jan

Now i am not too sure about faramarz getting old. Most certainly the mental and intellectual signs are not there. Wish i were there to confirm the presence of physical signs! 

 One minor correction on the masterpiece poetry at the end:

Man naboodam dasam bood. Taghseere aasteenam bood.

مرسی هوشنگ جان

مرسی هوشنگ جان لطف داری!

ما در این سایت ایرانیان شاد کام به یک گروه موسیقی و مطربی احتیاج داریم که دیگه تکمیل بشیم!

آناهید،

بقول شاعر گمنام، آنچه خوبان همه دارند تو تنها داری!

Faramarz and Dr. Mohandes

I don't think it was an slip. Just as Souri noted about Faramarz aging, I am aging too and the eyesight is not as good as last year. Any way, I was always near sighted, now I am far sighted plus astigmatism too. sometimes my eyes get really tired and that comment was on small screen of PDA any way. But I am not saying that you are definitely wrong, since as nature of Freudian slip is, I don't know 100%. As they say, (if I remember right, memory is going too)," een dastam bood, taghseere asteenam bood."

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آخر اون شعر خویی اینجوری تمام میشه  :

وقتی که من بچه بودم
غم بود،
ولی کم بود 

24x7 Fun!

Thanks gentlemen, it was fun writing this.

MPD, you have gone from the man-with-few-words to completely speechless! It must be the sanctions working!

Doctor Mohandes, I am with you man, I am shovel ready!

Move over Niloufar Parsi, Trita Parsi, Salman Parsi, here comes Faramarz Parsi!

Esfand Jaan, I am re-inventing myself as the next Shahram Shapareh!

با ریتم این درسها رو کجا خوندی ه شهرام شب پره خوانده شود!

Everything is sacred

That was a Freudian slip by

That was a Freudian slip by you!

Women are always after men with property (deh), the love (del) comes later!

You have nailed it!!!! Of course iranians La chicas are after so many other things nowadays, But those happen to be , STILL!!, The top to items on the agenda of any Khastegari negotiations, which has the potential to turn into a political round table discussion, or a slug fest, or an open , fist fight, which incidentally bears the approval of the World Wresting federation!! It is all done legally.

By the way, i always imagined you lived in a secluded apartment. Not in a house. Or ... could it be that you were referreing to the backyard you share with your El neighborinoz?:))

Viva Mexico! 

Beautiful Poem...

Marhaba! Marhaba!

Now ladies and gents, here we have what i call a true genius. Know his politics, knows how to turn every situation into something fun andmake an story out of it, knows how to eat orange and when it comes down toit pick up that shovel and become mashti faramarz and shovel away and then when it is all said and done at the end of the day, writes poems.

Trita! Move over . Here come Faramarz Parsi:))))

Here is Johny! 

I am impressed!

Actually, I am speechless!

Maziar

That's a great idea.

I have learned to enjoy oranges and watermelons with salt. It really enhances the flavor.

A few drops of good stuff also helps!

Thanks for your comment as always.

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thanks faramarz

have you ever tried peeling the oranges and eat it with salt & peper ?

try it and you'll become a customer for life especially if you have hornito on a side!

Maziar

لیلی رنگ پریده!

I am using a straw. It is easy on the gums!

you got a new set of

dentures?

Mobaraket!

Anahid

That was a Freudian slip by you!

Women are always after men with property (deh), the love (del) comes later!

that was a typo

it is del not deh

Faramarz, Yes, Yes, and Hell Yes!

That's why you are the president for life and why not!

Oon Yaroo

1. Screwdriver

2. Mimosa

3. Sex on the Beach

آناهید، پسرا تو اون سن دو زاریشون دیر میوفته!

وقتی انجیرو  سیب  کرم میداد  بیرون

لواشک  رقیب  کول اید  بود 

پسرا ده داشتند 

دخترا  وقار 

غم  من هم  این  بود

که چرا همسایه ما 

توپ من رو دیر پس میداد

Faramarz,how many species in the family of citrus can you name?

species in the family of citrus can you name?

1) Toranj

2) Narenj

3) Narengi

4) Limoo

5) Porteghal

6) Balang

7) Kalang

and there are three more!? Can you name them?

nice poem Faramarz, also yadesh bekheir

vaghti anjeero seeb kerm meedad beeron

lavashak ragheeb koolaid bood

pesara deh dashtand

dokhotara veghaar

ghame man ham een bood

ke chera  hamsaye maa

toop manro deer pas midaad