divaneh

Thanks for the leaks Oktaby

These shi'tleaks are hot off the press. I am not surprise that Ahmadi is leaking in the bed; he has suffered from leaks since childhood. I heard that his brain leaked out when he was four.

(:)

for democracy's sake don't hold back on rest of the cables. Rumor has it IRR also released some cables, aka, shi'tleaks. One cable talks of Ahmadi's habit of leaking in his bed. Another refers to a Ménage à trois of Ahmadi, Ali geda & Chavez. Another mentions Lula asked Ahmadi if he knew the difference between genius & stupidity and Ahmadi just stared at Erdogan!? Will Shi'tleaks be the name used in Iran or translated to G*hriz? Do tell what you know.

Oktaby

Monda Jaan Thank You for the Revelation....

of my true identity, and putting some folks here out of their misery ;o))

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Hi! divaneh,

    LOL! You really cracked me up! I am glad that you found nothing! No wonder the Farsi jobs are never filled 'cause Army "uses" the wrong Gulf name! To make the long story short......those positions are controversial....especially the jobs are for Farsi speakers..

I did learn a few things from the job site......OMG! There are 13 different types of Arabic, I did not know before: 

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Thank you again for the fun blog which has brought us the happiness virtually!

Dear Fatollah

Thanks for reading. Now that you found out about being mayor of Ghom, could you please do all of us a favour and close down the Fayzieh.

Dear Monda and Yolanda

Monda Jaan,

What are you doing? I have not had those many medicines in a life time. But you are right about cough syrups and their hallucinating effects. I think Cyrus is more presidential and I will be happy to be called Dariush. That's a nice name.

Dear Yolanda,

Thanks for the link. I searched their database and still I did not find any position in the "Persian Gulf". There were some for Arabian Gulf that I do no find of interest.

Fatollah jaan

pas een hameh moddat shahrdaar boodi o khodet khabar nadaashti!!??

boro hoghooghe aghab oftaaddato az hesaabdaari naghd kon,too een ta'tilaat bedard mikhoreh,har chand ke be Rial baasheh.lol

Eraadatmand.

Ebi aka Haaji

LOL, Anahid jon

I wish there was a pizza on the plate! But alas, no pizza!

And of course:no pizza, no aashtee!

What is dava and aasthi with the virtual characters? This has no sense.

I have no davaa with anyone, but just avoid wasting my time with the trolls.

The good behavior of the people, warms our heart and make us thankful.....  And the bad ones, just make us to recognize and appreciate the good ones!

Ebi aka Haaji Jaan

I'd missed the post from Mr. MK.  by the way, I would love to become Mayor of Qam.

very funny

very funny divaneh, 

Dear Souri, My guess

Parsal davaye NoRuz bood, Emsaal Ashtee ba Pizza.

Thank you Monda

You know sometimes the prophets get their revelation in a state of sickness or even coma?

I now remember who is Divaneh. We even had some encounters in the past. Although nothing change, we are always the strangers and all anonymous in this site. But at least this revelation has confirmed my guess about who is Divaneh, and especially who is his best friend.

Thank you. 

The good behavior of the people, warms our heart and make us thankful.....  And the bad ones, just make us to recognize and appreciate the good ones!

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Hi! Divaneh,

    According to JJ, the military ads on IC only run in US......here is the link:

//www.goarmy.com/careers-and-jobs/browse-career-and-job-categories/intelligence-and-combat-support/interpreter-translator.html

Oh?! Divaneh jan,

this combination of sudafed and benadryl is still not working on me, is it? : ))

One time on cough syrup, I heard Mr. Khar's name was Cyrus and Your real name was Dariush! That dextra.. stuff causes severe moments of je ne sais quoi! But Faramarz has always been Faramarz, for some reason.

Divaneh, Ebi Azizan...

Anyway you look at it its PRICELESS!!!! and SEPAAS!!! for both of your contributions.

Monda Jaan,

I know where you seen it, Ebi in one of his comments refers to MK and the first name Masoud appears at the end of the line whilst Kazemzadeh is at the beginning of the next line. I think our dear president's name is still one of IC secrets. Nevertheless good investigative work.

Dear Reis-ol-haaj

Ebi Jaan, my memory is as bad but I think you are right. I think MK did start his blog as a comment initially, and he definitely did a very good job of not missing many people, and boy that was clever.

Dear divaneh, may have been my hallucination again

i swear i read it on one of Ebi's comments. 

Divaneh Jaan

pir shodam o ghaabele ....!!LOL

agar haafezeh man dorost yaari koneh,Mr Kazemzadeh,originally wrote this as a comment in a blog,way back 2010 & later blogged it.Hope he himself gives us some clues!!

SEPAAS

Ebi aka Haaji

Divaneh Jaan

I meant that other imitated your blog ;0)

Dear Truthseeker

I think your sense of humour is far too sophisticated for me to appreciate. I need a little bit more sophistication.

Dear Khar

Thanks for reading and for your encouraging feedback. I am glad that you liked it. With respect to imitation, depending on how it is defined everything that we do in life in some sort of imitation. We can argue that every artist that paints a naked woman is imitating another artist who has painted another naked woman, or every classical Persian singer imitates an earlier singer.

There have been a number of blogs based on the common theme of putting IC members in some sort of a scenario. Here is another one by Midwesty that was published prior to the MK's excellent blog.

//iranian.com/main/blog/midwesty/virtual-iranian-com-tour-iran

Dear Divaneh

I am surprised by your response, a little sensitive as it was also a joke which according to your comments I thought you would take on the chin and laugh at, as you expect others to.

President e Mahboob

Yes,she was in the original cabinet!!.lol

Ebi aka Haaji

Ebi Jaan

I beleive if I'm not mistaken our good friend Irandokht your "Dokhtar Amoo", is Rais e Savak and Vazir Etela'at!

Thanks for posting this PRICELESS!!! comment and SEPAAS!! ;o)

President e Mahboob

Baaz shomaa az een do kalameh manfoore PRICELESS va SEPAAS estefaadeh kardi!!??LOL

SEPAAS

Ebi aka Haaji

PRICELESS!!!

Divaneh Jaan, Thank you for your enviable and imitated satire.

SEPAAS!!!

Divaneh Jaan...sepaas

Here is a reminder for friends who might not remember why I'm Haaji:

by Masoud Kazemzadeh
12-Sep-2010

Humor: Iranian.com Cabinet*
* This is satire. If any of the mentioned posters objects, please let me know and I will delete their name.

Secular Democratic Republic

JJ, Supreme Leader
Ahura, God
Aynak, Minister of Interior (Vazir Keshvar)
P_J, Speaker of Majles
Red Wine, Mayor of Shemiran va homeh
Mehman, Minister of Tourism

Khar, President

Ebi, Rais of the Imam Reza Shrine and its Endowment, Rais Hajj

Veiled Prophet of Khorasan, Imam Jomeh of Mashhad, Deputy Rais to Imam Reza Shrine
Majid, Minister of Wit and Happiness
Fair, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, Minister of Defense

Shifteh Ansari, Head of DINA (Democratic Iranian News Agency)
Ghormeh Sabzi, Rais Seda va Sima Melli Iran
Mehrban, Spokeswoman of the Government
Fred, Our ambassador to Israel
Suri, Our Ambassador to Russia
Shazde Asadola Mirza, Minister of Culture, Permanent Representative to San Francisco
Divaneh, Minister of Health
Artificial Intelligence, IT Chief of the country
Amir 1973, our Ambassador to the UN
OnlyIran, Our Ambassador to Iraq
Lale Koopal, Youth Minister

David ET, Founding Father of the Constitution
MM, Representative of M&M in Iran
Parham,
Yasari, Minister of Literature
Khers, Head of Iran National Zoo
Khaleh Mosheh, Deputy Head of Iran National Zoo
Monda, Minister of Nice and Random Acts of Kindness
Yousef,

Fooladi, Minister of Heavy Industry
Roozbeh Gilani, Head of the Socialist Party in Majles
Hoshang Targol, Head of the other Socialist Party in Majles
R2-D2, Head of Iran NASA

Anahid Hojjati, Our Ambassador to the Democratic Republic of Palestine
Maziar 58, Our Ambassador
to the Democratic
Republic of
Qatar
Mardom Mazloom, Head of Bonyad Mostazafan, Minister of Social Welfare
escape, Minister of Emigration
Amir1973, Our Ambassador to the UN

Nadia, U.S. Ambassador to Iran

human being, Israeli Ambassador to Iran
rosie, U.S. Ambassador to the UN
Reality Bites, Chair Commission to Prosecute Crimes Against Humanity
vildemose,
Rafsanjani becomes the next Supreme Leader
marhoum kharmagas, Minister of Intelligence
anonymous8, Deputy Minister of Intelligence
Mamad, Chief Nuclear Negotiator
Haji Agha, IRI Ambassador to Canada
Sargord Piroz, Professor of English at Islamic Azad University, New York campus
IMF, Minister of War
Molla, IRI Ambassador to Saudi Arabia,

Mollah’s Shotor, Deputy to IRI Ambassador to Saudi Arabia
Moosir va Piaz, Deputy to Shotor
Azita Shafazand, Minister of band-andazi and Epilation
No Fear, defects to Syria
JalehO, defects to the U.S.
Ahmadinejad, defects to Taliban
Mesbah Yazdi, joins the al Qaeda
nilofar al-farsi, joins al qaeda
Reza Pahlavi becomes King
Dariush Kadivar, Prime Minister
Farah Rusta, SAVAK Chief
comrade, Deputy SAVAK Chief
simorgh5555, Minister of Defense
mahmoudg, Commander, Air Force Surgical Air Strike Command
Fatollah, Mayor of Qom
Benross, Head of Rastakhiz Party, Chairman of the "Office of Mass Extermination of Liberals, Democrats, and Socialists"
Pastor Bill Rennick, U.S. Ambassador to Iran
Shushtari, Mayor of Shustar
seannewyork, Ambassador to the U.S.
Kaveh Parsa, Deputy Prime Minister 

Ebi aka Haaji

p.s:

The original list to my knowledge had more poeple in it,like Irandokht....

Dr Kazemzadeh should clarify if he has shuffled his cabint or not.lol

Dear Ebi

Our permission is in your hand (Ejaaze maa dast shomast). I have been learning a good deal about the Kian system through the exchanges between you and king Samsam.

Divaneh Jaan

Do I have your permisson to roodeh deraazi again or not!?

You have already been very patient with me & SamSam,sepaaaas.

Ebi aka Haaji