توطئه قتل ولادیمیر پوتین

هفتاد سال ما ایرانیها را از کشور همسایه جدا نگهداشتند


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توطئه قتل ولادیمیر پوتین
by Jeesh Daram
15-Oct-2007
 

عرض کنم به حضورتون که ما دیشب یک مقداری آلو خیس کردیم و امروز صبح سحر اومدیم کاسه آلورو بریم بالا که دیدیم تلویزیون داره خبر نقشه سوء قصد در ایران علیه جان آقای ولادیمیر پوتین رو میده!

طبیعتاً خوب ما کمی جاخوردیم ولی نه آنقدر که فرض بفرمائید در خوردن آب آلو خللی ییش بیاد. البته معلوم شد که شایعه ای بیش نبود و هدف همان بالا نگاهداشتن قیمت نفت میباشد. روزی که احمدی نژاد به نیویورک وارد شد قیمت هر بشکه نفت به بالاترین سطح خود از از زمان انقراض داینوسرها تا امروز رسید. آنوقت باز بفرمائید شاه خوب بود!

جریان سوء قصد هم این بوده که میخواستن توی بطری ودکاش مخلوطی از چرک گوش و آشغال سیگاربریزن که همانطور که مطلع هستید بعد از خوردن چنین معجونی فرد شروع میکند بدور خودش چرخ زدن و مثل یک مگس کلافه شده و شروع به وزوز میکند تا آخرین نفس و سرکشیدن ریق رحمت. روی هم رفته مرگ فجیعی میباشد و مخترع آن بچه های پائین کافه شکوفه نو بودند برای مبارزه با نهضت آزادی.

این دیدار آقای پوتین اولین دیدار یک رهبر روسیه از کشور همسایه ایران از سال 1943 میلادی (مطابق با هجده جمادی الاخر یکی از همان سالهای هجری) یعنی از زمان دیدار جوزف استالین تاامروز میباشد. ملاحظه بفرمائید که چگونه کشورهای غربی (منظور آمریکا و انگلیس) هفتاد سال ما ایرانیها را از کشور همسایه جدا نگهداشتند و مترسکی بنام کمونیسم دلیل جهل ملی ما گردید و بعد هم دودستی مارو تحویل اسلام سبک خمینی (خمونیزم) دادند. باز بگین شاه بد بود!

وقتی هم که استالین سرشو گذاشت زمین و از دنیا رفت لات و لوتهای حقوق بگیرسفارت انگلیس مردم را در شهرهای ایران تشویق به دادن شعارهائی از این قبیل میکردند:

استالین مرده به کیرم

زنش رو خودم میگیرم

آخه شما فکرش را بکنید مثلاً ساعت دو بعداز ظهر میخواستی یک چرت بزنی و ناگهان بچه ولد زنای همسایه از ته کوچه سینکی فریاد را سر میداد که:

استالین مرده به کیرم

زنش رو خودم میگیرم

خوب شما خودتون کلاهتون را قاضی کنید و بفرمائید در کدام کشور دنیا (بجز ایران) یک کودک پنج ساله زن سالمند و عزادار رهبر کشور همسایه را تهدید جنسی میکند؟

حالا ملاحظه فرمودید چرا اینگونه اخبار دیگر بر ما اثری ندارد؟


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The article is funny and the

by Sarhang (not verified) on

The article is funny and the funniest part is about what Iranians (including kids at that time, Stalin time) use to sing along after he died, they'd say (in farsi):

Stalin morde be kiram
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To Anonymous343434343434343

by baba bozorg (not verified) on

Pesaram/dokhtaram
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god damn persian font akhe

by Anonymous343434343434343 (not verified) on

god damn persian font
akhe ma bad bakhta ke savade farsi nadarim chi? ma adam nistim? nemishe ye tori benevisid ke first generation immigranta ham bekhunan?


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that was funny

by MRX (not verified) on

very funny indeed. keep up the good work.


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Funny

by Faribors Maleknasri M.D. (not verified) on

Please accept this as answer to you question:
Because uncle sam does not want us to! Of course he would like to do things against us because we do have developed relationship with our neighbours but he is tooo weak. Unfortunately he is not idiotic enogh no to know that he is tooo weak. Otherwise he were allready dead. Yes our old nice poor uncle sam will go through a very prolonged death. the count down has allready begann. Greetings


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Good Job!

by Faribors Maleknasri M.D. (not verified) on

So you mean they are all liers? Do you know that a lier is the enemy of God and his Prophet(s.a.)? Let us neihter read their lies nor listen to their lies from now on. Greetings


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Well..............

by Faribors Maleknasri M.D. (not verified) on

Please let us be logical: If it ever had been possible to kill Putin in tehran, so were at least one iranian politician killed allready in a terriristic action. this is not the case.
The psychologie teaches: If somebody speaks for exampel about danger of life for Putin if he goes to tehran, so he wishes his death in tehran. Of course he does not want his wishing to come out. so he makes rumor abaut the subject. any way i think we dont need to worry, we can all be happy. Greetings


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haftaad saal..............

by Faribors Maleknasri M.D. (not verified) on

Thanks God those days are over. since 1979, February first the iranian nation decides self with whom it wants to have political, cultural and economical relations. the nation has said allready these are:
First: Other Moslem nations.
Second: The naighbours.
Third: All other countries.
What the childeren had song on behalf of Stalins death had a copy. Afew days after 28.Mordad there were hures in tehran driving in taxis and shouting: Mossadegh is dead BE my fart, KIRE Shah to my.........!Well in farsi it reims.You see, these songs come all from one origin!
You have written all but the truth. And please dont be disappointed if somebody makes unappropriate comments. We all know how jealous the western are. As they are in Politics, so are they in personalrelationships. Never mind. the Party is since long over for hegemonists. greetings


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(^_^)

by JeeshDaramToo (not verified) on

Manam jeesham gereft enghad khandidam.lol


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Israel Lobby real murderes

by gol-dust on

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Mazloom

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Kash Ghaleme pash meeshkast!

by Pars (not verified) on

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Good Job!

by Manoucher Avaznia on

Those who attributed weapons of mass destruction to Saddam and claimed he could hit the tiny foggy island of England within 48 hour are capable of spreading lies in order to keep the oil price go through the roof.  They have lied in the past and lie now and will lie in the future. 


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Very very funny

by Saggezard (not verified) on

LOL,
استالین
خمونیزم


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ghatle potin

by ali (not verified) on

dar keshvari ke mardanash fekr mikonand ABE AALOO
khasteye sexishan ra bala mibarad,farzandaneshan az zane piire azadare roosi ham nemigozarad.hala bazam begin honar nazde che ahmaghani ast va bas.


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Well .........

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Funny

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I wish we did develop relationships with Russia. Why shouldn't we?


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cool man. very funny.....

by Anonymous90898 (not verified) on

cool man. very funny.....