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Mahmoud Nostradamus

TEHRAN (AFP) — President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has sought to justify his confidence the United States will not attack Iran, saying the proof comes from his mathematical skills as an engineer and faith in God, the press reported on Monday.
Ahmadinejad told academics in a speech that elements inside Iran were pressing for compromise in the nuclear standoff with the West over fears the United States could launch a military strike.
"In some discussions I told them 'I am an engineer and I am examining the issue. They do not dare wage war against us and I base this on a double proof'," he said in the speech on Sunday, reported by the reformist Etemad Melli and Kargozaran newspapers.
"I tell them: 'I am an engineer and I am a master in calculation and tabulation.
"I draw up tables. For hours, I write out different hypotheses. I reject, I reason. I reason with planning and I make a conclusion. They cannot make problems for Iran.'" >>>Full text

13-Sep-2007
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Majid

Lost in translation

by Majid on

Are you sure he said he's a "mohandes"

Or he said he's a "mokhannes"?


mash

Hey Deano....

by mash on

ONLY SOMEONE WHO HAS F##K THEIR NANEH WOULD THINK IT IS OK FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO F##K THIER NANEH> SWEET TITS>>>>> LONG LIVE IRAN>>>>>>>>>>>>HAVE A NICE DAY


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Hey Mash go f*** ur Naneh

by Dean Martin (not verified) on

How lucky can one guy be
I kissed her and she kissed me
Like the fella once said
Ain't that a kick in the head

The room was completely black
I hugged her and she hugged back
Like the sailor said, quote "ain't that a hole in the boat"
My head keeps spinning
I go to sleep and keep grinning
If this is just the beginning, my life is gonna be beautiful
I've sunshine enough to spread
It's just like the fella said
Tell me quick ain't love a kick in the head
Like the fella once said
Ain't that a kick in the head

Like the sailor said, quote "ain't that a hole in the boat"
My head keeps spinning
I go to sleep and keep grinning
If this is just the beginning, my life is gonna be beautiful.

She's telling me we'll be wed
She's picked out a king size bed
I couldn't feel any better or I'd be sick
Tell me quick, oh ain't love a kick
Tell me quick, ain't love a kick in the head


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america would not attack iran

by faribors maleknasri (not verified) on

Let us proof the facts:
1978 we were in a very bad condition. 100% medicin- and 90% foodsupply were in the hand of strangers. the army and weapons were under controll of strangers. All nice possibilities to attack iran were given. But they did not dare. they sent Sadam and we know where he is now. Nowadays there is zero-chance to conquer iran. Of course they can throw bombs and run away. But that is not their proposal. they want to get us alive and to slave us. And this is not imaginable. may be while the iranians have learned what Imanuell kant the most accepted western philosopher once has sayed to all humabeeings: Do not bow bevor other men, it is benaeth of the dignity of a human beeing. I think we iranians are some! America will not dare! many greetings fariborsm@web.de
P.s.: may be kant has read his phrase in holly Koran.I am told this sentence stays there.


mash

HEY OLD BLUE EYES>>IRAN BELONGS TO IRANIANS..

by mash on

WHAT THE F##K  IS YOUR MALFUNCTION> ASK YOUR SONG WRITER TO STOP  ASS KISSING AND YOU LIPSYNCING AND GET ON WITH THE PROGRAM> YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD>ALONG WITH YOUR BUDDY DEAN MARTIN AND SAMMY DAVIS JR> OR ARE YOU ONE OF THE IMPOSTERS AND WANNABEES>..   OH YA THAT"S IT>>>>>


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Iran belongs to Americans

by Frank Sinatra (not verified) on

She gets too hungry, for dinner at eight
She loves the theater, but doesnt come late
Shed never bother, with people shed hate
Thats why the lady is a tramp

Doesnt like crap games, with barons and earls
Wont go to harlem, in ermine and pearls
Wont dish the dirt, with the rest of those girls
Thats why the lady is a tramp

She loves the free, fresh wind in her hair
Life without care
Shes broke, but its ok
She hates california, its cold and its damp
Thats why the lady is a tramp

Doesnt like dice games, with sharpies and frauds
Wont go to harlem, in lincolns or fords
Wont dish the dirt, with the rest of those broads
Thats why the lady is a tramp


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Probability that you're a filthy animal =1

by Down with Iranicons (not verified) on

Subhumans like you who support attacking Iran should be lynched by decent patriotic Iranians. No matter which Israeli or American anus who stick your tongue in, neither Pahlavi nor Rajavi will come to power in Iran. You are a Shabbas-Goy scum. All it takes is one well-placed IED to finish you off. If Uncle Sam attacks Iran, many more White Trash Scum U.S. soldiers will die than are dying today in Iraq. Have a nice day, you virus :-)


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Mooyeh kafeh dastam ..

by Man with Effective Goodies ... (not verified) on

Probability that American will be in bread lines in the near future = 1

Probability that American soldiers at the receiving end of vanishing supply lines wish they were back in USA in a bread line = 1

The average number of digits of an American's IQ = 1

The number of Euros you can for a lousy buck < 1

The probability that Iranians will aid invaders = 0


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Probabaility and Stochastic Processes....

by Man WIth Massive Goodies (not verified) on

Probabaility that you get laid tonight < 1.

Probability that sun will rise tomorrow = 1.

Probability that America will attack Iran = 1.

Now, when America attacks, Iranians will have two options:

a) Join the Operation Freedom Iran (OFI), reveal, and report on the identity of mullahs and their IRI thugs,

b) Resist the OFI and die!?

The choice belongs to Iranians.


mash

America be Iran Hamleh Mikonad Be In Do Dalil..............

by mash on

 Mahmood AhmadiNejad Va Bush......... Khoda Be Mardoome Iran Rahm Koneh. Khak Bar Sare Har Chi Mollahe Oghdei Khar Ke Hanooz Baad Az Enghadr Sal Ba Boodane Bush Hanooz Yad Nagereftand Ke In Aghaye Ma Mikhad Esme Khodesho Dar Tarikhe Jahan Bar Hamishe Negahdareh, Har Jori Shodeh. Agar In Baese Mishe Ke Bezane Va Irane Bekobeh, Ke Bashe. Khodaya Agar Hasti Komak Be In Mardome Bigonahe Iran Bekoon. Ajab Khari In Olagh Ast Ke Dare Be Yaro Mige Ghodrat Na Jorat Nadari. Ahmaghe Nafahm. Boro Az Saddam Yad Begirid Khak Bar saratoon.................


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A big miscalculation

by Anonymous2 (not verified) on

His math is wrong and pre-calculus. What he does not know is that the wheels are moving forward toward a full confrontation. There are several sources on this including recent articles in the New Yorker. The initial attack will be a suprise arial attacks to cripple all Iran's air defenses. Once Air superiority is established, moves are to be made to intimtate Iran's leadership. 20 to 30 Daisy cutters bombs to be dropped in and near Tehran and Qom. Then Abrams tanks will move from southern Iraq into Khuzestan to take over all Iran oil installations cutting off Iran's oil revenue. The initial damage will cripple Iran's economy and will set the stage for the next phase of the campaign.

The right calculation is to get prepared and not to dismiss a true confrontation.


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One could argue that bedind

by 2-cents (not verified) on

One could argue that bedind the scene, Ahmadinejad camp atually like to be attacked.

First, they can use such attack as an excuse to consolidate their internal position against pragmatists.
Second, they become a war time government and therefor internal problems such as infaltion, poverty, and other similar issues can be overlooked successfully.
Third, they further isolate Iranian economy, keeping it as an exclusive playing field for Revolutionary Guards and its protege companies.


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be hameh aghayon. Jane

by delavare ironi (not verified) on

be hameh aghayon. Jane maderetoon bezanin berin iran va irano az dasteh ina azad konid.


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(*^(*&$%^@^)

by Ali Ash (not verified) on

Either he is a fool or he is a real genius......and I’m not sure which one is better. God help us......if there is such a thing!!!


Kaveh Nouraee

What a moron

by Kaveh Nouraee on

He's a civil engineer by training, and president of the country with the worst traffic infrastructure in the world.

 

Another reason why siblings shouldn't breed.


cyclicforward

This guy is unbelieveable

by cyclicforward on

He is going down the history as the biggest idiot ever.


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Proof that bombs are on the

by Anonymous8 (not verified) on

Proof that bombs are on the way...


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Kos khol!

by farrad02 on

Iran o mardomesh gire che kos khol haye oftadan be khoda!