Newt Gingrich's Grandchildren Will Be Ruled By Atheist Muslims / Jim Newell
29-Mar-2011 (5 comments)

Newt Gingrich, one of the serious Republican candidates for president, is back on the subject of Muslims this week. He's not just concerned that Muslims proper will co-opt his grandchildren when they come of age. He's worried about a new ultra-breed of Muslims, Atheist Muslims, performing the dirty work. Have you heard of these people? They probably live in cities.

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Answer to SK from cletar at 04:11 p.m. :)

by comments on

"Well, which is it? Atheists, or radical Islamists? Pick one, Newt. You can't have both. This isn't the Senior Special Early-bird combo plate at the Crazytown Steakhouse."

Soosan Khanoom

and finally ..........

by Soosan Khanoom on

Well, this atheist isn't sitting here plotting ways to take over America. 

I'm just trying to avoid work and wondering whether I have enough ham left to make a sandwich. 

I swear. 


Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime

Soosan: You steal cookies from your panty!?

by Everybody Loves Somebody ... on

That's amazing!

Soosan Khanoom


by Soosan Khanoom on

"As a lifelong atheist, I have always made it a point to also be a radical muslim, and practice sharia law in my own home. In fact, I no longer have hands, because I kept stealing cookies from the pantry. Go Allah!"

Soosan Khanoom

The comments there are halirious

by Soosan Khanoom on

"I was raised Muslim, but am an Atheist. Also, I'm a woman who has been to Planned Parenthood. Be afraid, Newt. Be very, very afraid. "