Multiple Personality Disorder

دكتر علی لاريجانی در یک گفتگوی رسانه ای گفته است: «با نشان دادن لولوی شورای امنيت، مردم ايران رو به قبله نمی شوند

Newsweek:  Iranian people will not face the south if the Security Council is going to show them the bugbear.

NBC:  Iranian people will not expose themselves to the sun if the Security Council is going to show them the scarecrow.

ABC:  Iranian people will not face Saudi Arabia if Security Council decides to scare them.

Times:  If the Security Council uses scare tactics, Iranian people will not turn to Kiblah for divine guidance.

The New York Times:  Iranian people will not ask Saudi Arabia for help if the Security Council uses scarecrow tactics.

The Washington Post:  Iranian people will not turn to Mohammedans' direction to pray if the Security Council scares them with the bugbear.

The Wall Street Journal:  Iranian people will not lay down to the direction of Kiblah if the Security Council uses intimidation.

USA Today:  Scarecrow tactics from the Security Council will not kill the Iranians in the south.

Los Angeles Times:  Showing the bugbear of the Security Council to the Iranians will not intimidate them to surrender in mass in the south.

Daily News:  Showing the scarecrow of the Security Council to the Iranians will not turn them into Kiblah zombies.

Guardian:  Iranian people are willing to do anything to prevent a confrontation with the Security Council.

Daily Express:  Iranian people are threatening mass suicide if the Security Council intimidates them.

CBS:  Iranian people will not invade Saudi Arabia if the Security Council threatens their country with the bugbear.

Revolutionary Worker:  Iranian proletarians will defeat the Bugbear Imperials in the quagmires of the south if the Security Council passes a resolution condemning the masses.

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