Ask not what Iranians can do for Iran

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I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek
by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek
05-Dec-2009
 

"Ask not what Iranians can do for Iran, but what you can do to make America (or Israel) do things for Iranians."

-A Speech by King of Kings Fred the Peacock and Former Chicken, Who Calls Those Who Disagree With Him, BUGGERS. Classy and witty, he is on the frontlines of fighting for democracy and educating with taste and tact, why Iranians in Iran are incapable of getting rid of a bad regime. If you don't think that democracy can be served fast-food style, then you are not patient (HA!), but according to Fred actually a bugger, mullah worshipper communist who probably smokes too much weed. 

I am intrigued by Fred's love affair with the magical gift that American action can bestow on undemocratic, tyrannical nations densely populated by Muslims. He actually compares this possibility to what America "did" for Europe during WW II. Did you know they themselves wrote constitutions guaranteeing health care for all citizens while Americans are threatening secession if health care passes? You see, dear Iranian cattle, Europe does not owe to itself what happened after the war. The credit is due entirely to America, and should the great shaytan repeat such an allied offense, well it will be a non stop, one way monorail ride to democracy, freedom, and no more thumb printing at airports!

Before you get out your crayons and markers to write the new constitution, realize that most Americans do not view us as worthy or capable of partnership. In fact, there has never really been a trustworthy partnership. Sometimes we had leaders who were so dependent on the US, that once the US took that paternalistic attitude to the toilet, as our beloved James Carter did following the failure of the island of stability, we turned into save dwellers who jump over fires and threaten Israel, while letting facial hair grow to the ground (even some women!).

I don't think that we Iranians should deny this winning lottery ticket should Fred's sponsors deliver it to us. We will be free as Europe to draft treaties and constitutions, elect freely, and debate honestly, without fear of finding family members face down in the caspian. It will be a sweet deal and you can guarantee that your grandchildren, and their grandchildren will be ever grateful for these blogs and demands for neo-conservative policies to "help" Iran. Democracy and freedom are not free and until American blood is spilled for Iranian democracy, we can't expect our rights and freedoms as Iranians. 

 

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I am not holding a crystal ball, marge!  I think we are seriously in danger of being dropped into that toy box and I worry .. 


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They were NOT outing each other. They were NOT destroying each other. Did you see one reveal that the other was an agent???????

I did that. And that is precisely what the opponents of the fundamentalist regime do. These guys are engaged in rape, torture, and assassinations of our people. Undermining them is the least a decent human being can do. Forget about being pro-democracy, this is what a decent human being does.  This is what a decent human being does to torturers, rapists and murderers.

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I offer you my treasure...

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I have a ton of soy bean stashed away for a day like this!


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Natalia, yes you can expect this and more!

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That's the fun in iranian dating. I have never wandered to the Iranianpersonals link here, but do they have a question asking people "do you hate shah? iri? both? none?"

If I weren't so wrapped up in this Ministry of Information spy job I have here, I would totally set up a Monarchist dating site. Then I'd also set up a Communist Love Match site. 


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Dear Marge

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If I don't see logic used in an argument, I break out in hives! 

You're right, it's pathetic to have a small space in the www to try and practice democracy within a small group of interested Iranians and all we get is insults and accusations thrown around. 

I am just grateful that the Iranians in the country are going strong and don't need to rely on us...

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I will do my best to keep writing. Lucky you to have gone to Iran. I hope you are right and I hope that Iran won't end up in the war games toy box.


میرزا چغندر

No politics for you, Natalia

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not necessarily; but in my case, for instance,  you have to be a vegetarian.


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Irandokht, don't ask so many questions....

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Pity people like this dear Irandokht. Pity them a lot. We are a sad people in my opinion. As funny as this is, you have to admit that when we use this fun space to fight for democracy rather than plain interaction and hobby. I wish i had so much power. I wish I was the enemy and getting rid of the eslamic republic were so easy. Let him feel important and wise.


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Natalia jaan,

Iran is at a turning point. If our people act wisely, the fundamentalist regime could be overthrown. However, if the fundamentalist regime is able to undermine the opposition, and/or divert the international pressure, then it could prolong its tyranny. The IRI has about 10% support among the people, but it has control over the 90 BILLION dollars from the sale of oil and gas every single year. Therefore, it can prolong its dictatorship.

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Masoud jan

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Please let this confused and naive idiot ask you a question here.

They're both IRI agents posing on this site, but one is trying to out and discredit the other?

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Good Heavens!

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M: If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, acts like a duck, it could be a duck.

 

Duck: quack, quack, quack.

 

M: I rest my case.

 

:-)

 

 


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quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack 

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<to the tune of Beethoven's 5th Opus 67> 

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=evr7pgSsVoo 


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Mirza Choghondar,

I am not sure about FR. We should not throw these accusations easily.   If one simply throws these accusations because one disagrees with another poster, then that helps the REAL agents (who get lost in the ocean of false accusations).

We should only share our perceptions when we are observe a pattern. In the past 3 or so years, I have shared my perceptions on who are IRI agents only a few times. For example I have written in this side that anonymous7 (who now posts under kharmagas) and anonymous8 are agents of the IRI.

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I hope this is helpful.

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میرزا چغندر

Is it a duck or, not?

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You say:

"If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, acts like a duck, it could be a duck."


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IRANdokht,

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that's CHIEF inspector clouseau

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i am so flattered by his "analysis." charles de Gaulle would be proud.

//ralphlosey.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/pinkpanthersellers.jpg 

 


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Ask Botshekan for some vajebi.

 

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Dear Natalia,

The fundamentalist regime is extremely sensitive about the opposition, and has many agents. I think by exposing their agents and their tactics, we can undermine their actions.

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i'm out of suicide pills!

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well actually they are expired. we've been at this work for so long that the damn things are 3 months expired. it was a long summer, but we survived. 

Oh Masoud if you knew how hard this work is. 


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hee

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Marge,

YOUR boss is in Tehran. Or perhaps, your co-worker is right; the local handler is in New York.

 

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you haven't exposed me Masoud. I think Bijan AM was first.

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But there are no medals in patriotism. Good work inspector clouseau.