خدا در خواب خرسندی

Farah Rusta
by Farah Rusta
09-May-2009
 

تقدیم به خرسندی و دوستانش


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شبی هادی به خواب اندر فرو رفت

ز خرناسش عیال از پیش او رفت

چنان خروپفی می‌‌کرد آن شب

تو گویی دود کرده شصت و یک حب

نیابد باه قوت با زور وافور

که کرده همسرش در چای کافور

همی زد قلت و چرخید از چپ و راست

که ناگه آمدش بانگی و برخاست

بگفتش تو همان خرسندی هستی‌

که هم پک می‌‌زنی هم مست مستی

ابن وقتی شعر میگفتی بوقت انقلاب

هجو شه کردی بسان منجلاب

تو ندیدی که امامت همچو تو بودی دغل

مثل طلاب معمم آلتش کردی بغل

هر چه آمد بر سرت حق تو بود

خود بمالیدی به خود سولفات دو سود

رو حیا میکن و یاوه مباف

ورنه می‌‌شوی مثل قالی‌ باف

نعره‌ای زد هادی و از خواب پرید

اندکی هم توی تنبانش برید

همسرش از بوی گند آمد به هوش

پس کشیدی موی هادی و کردش زیر دوش

گفت مردک خیکی کمی کمتر بخور

با اگر پر می‌‌خوری هف هف نخور

گوه زدی بر هرچه از شعر است و نثر

خود شدی یکپا ولی الله نصر

گفت هادی من غلط کردم ببخش

جز ز دست شه نمی گیرم درفش

هر کسی آن درود عاقبت کار که کاشت

بابا خر ما ز اول دم نداشت


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Jahanshah Javid

Freedom of speech

by Jahanshah Javid on

AnonymousX, it's interesting that the supporters of the Shah and the Islamic Republic become defenders of free speech when it suits them. We already know how critics have fared under the monarchy and the current theocracy.

I wonder to what degree Reza Pahlavi respects free speech and whether his supporters would publish something as despicable as this poem about their favorite people on their newspaper or web site. Let me guess...

Farah Rusta has exercised her free speech and as a result has damaged her own reputation more than anything else. Thank god for free speech for revealing who we are and how we think.


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Re: Farah Rusta

by AnonymousX (not verified) on

اندک است حرف حساب در این حوش و حوالی
لیک حضور عزیزت هست مرا سزای کافی


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Re: Irandokht

by AnonymousX (not verified) on

You are free to express your opinion. We should all be.

However, I am not "barking" at everyone. I am expressing my opinion. You may call this "barking". Feel free to do so if it makes you feel better.

But as much as you are free to say your views, or even use words such as "barking", others should be entitled to the same, this includes those who have an opposing views than yours, for example, me or Farah.


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Re: Jahanshah Javid

by AnonymousX (not verified) on

I agree with you that Khorsandi is one of our greatest satirists. I read his work and enjoy reading them a lot. He may be a nice human being at the personal level as well.

But this was not my question. The question is why criticizing him, or even ridiculing his public work is wrong? Reza Pahlavi is said to be a nice person, but I want to be able to criticize him, draw caricatures of him, or even ridicule one of his opinions that I happen to disagree with, WITHOUT being attacked at a personal level, i.e., being called dark or hateful, etc.

This is is called freedom of speech.

Nothing is sacred is a the perfect motto that could apply handsomely to freedom of speech. You have gone as far as holding it up even when someone has said terrible things about your own self. I admire this quality of yours.

But you need to extend this to your loved ones or friends. I am afraid this would be much more difficult. One can sacrifice himself, but it is more difficult to make the same sacrfice against loved ones or firends.

Think about it.

Otherwise, what is the difference between


Farah Rusta

JJ joon

by Farah Rusta on

No matter how much you cringe at seeing my words, I would still think of you as a real cutie :) Even when you feel compelled to come to the defense of your buddies, you are, how can I say, like a cuddly teddy bear who has been brushed in the wrong direction.

FR


Souri

No madame!

by Souri on

I am not against men! Never been in my life. I love men.

My problem with your approach is that I never put down myself at the level of the "aggressors". If you think someone does something foolish, do you need to look foolish too, to fight them ?

Also this example was only a response to your statement, and in this case, I have much more respect (much much more respect) for Khorsandi and Manouchehr than I got for you.

You want to fight someone, first learn how to respect yourself and make yourself respected. Otherwise, your attempts will get nowhere and you will just humiliate yourself. Not worth it.

My 2 cents.

 


Farah Rusta

سخنی با اقایون

Farah Rusta


شازده،

بیا که از رونق این کار خانه کم نشود

به زهد همچو تویی یا به فسق همچو منی

وقتی‌ شازده این جمأعت شما باشی‌، لیدی اون هم من باید بشم، شا عرش هم میشه استاد عوضی‌ نیا !!

و اما یار عزیزم انونیموس ایکس

من چه در پای تو ریزم که سزای تو بود

جان و سر را نتوان گفت که مقداری هست


Farah Rusta

سخنی با خواهرانم

Farah Rusta


سوری جون ، شما اگر با مردان سر جنگ داری و فکر میکنی
فقط آنانند که قادرند تندی و درشتی کنند این خود گویای محدودیت فهم شماست.
تساوی حقوق زن و مرد یعنی‌ اینکه من هم که زنم می‌‌توانم جواب حرف زور را
به همان گونه بدهم.

دخی جون شخصییت در این نیست که همچون مارمولک پشت اینو اون قایم بشی‌ و
فقط وقتی‌ عرصه را خالی‌ می‌‌بینی‌ سرتو بیرون بیاری. یکبار هم که شده از
خود همتی نشون بده دختر. حیف ازین اسم!


IRANdokht

whether man or woman

by IRANdokht on

this character has proven to be bi-shakhsiat

IRANdokht


Souri

You are not a woman!

by Souri on

Now, I am sure, You're a man! Shame on you!!!


Farah Rusta

این هم یک دو بیتی از برای استاد منوچهر عوضی‌ نیا

Farah Rusta


 

(به سبک بابا طاهر)

 

بکردوم پرسشی از چرخ گردون

که بر گو سر شعر بند تنبون

بگفتوم از منوچ این راز بشنو

که شعرش می‌‌تراود از ره کون


Manoucher Avaznia

کاپیتان جان

Manoucher Avaznia


کاپیتان جان عجب شعری نوشتی

نترسیدی تو از بد سر نوشتی؟

نوشتن که چه عرضم وام کردی

و یاد از شاعری خوشنام کردی.

نترسیدی از آن ساواک و گزمه؟

ندانستم دمت اینجوری گرمه.

که شاه وکاسه لیسان کذایی

نیرزند پیش چشمت پر کایی.

نمی بینی چگو نه خشمگینند 

درون انتقادات کینه بینند

کنون که بی کسند و بی تفنگند

همیشه در پی شعرجفنگند.

خدایی گرده ی شیران تو داری

دمار از حالشان خوب در میاری.

نمی ترسی عمو سام رو بیارن

با موشک تو دلت وحشت بکارن؟

نمی ترسی که مزدوری کنند باز

بساط کودتا ها گردد آغاز؟

تو مرد روزگارانی به مولا

که پایین می کشی شه را ز بالا.

تو که آزاده و آزاده مردی

چشیدی در جهان گرمی و سردی.

دمت گرم که دلم را شاد کردی

خیال حبسمو آزاد کردی.

الهی که دماغت چاق بادا

سرت سبز و دلت بی داغ بادا.

تو حالا از سرتقصیر بگذر

تو اینرا می گذار تا روز دیگر.

اگر سی حرمت خامه نبودی

چنانش میسرودم من سرودی.

که تا کاخ سفید گریان رود باز

و اشک شه پرست باران شود باز.

 


IRANdokht

Freedom of speech all around

by IRANdokht on

AnonX

You specifically challenged my comment, otherwise I wouldn't even answer you.

You say freedom of speech... so what's your problem with my comment?  Aren't I free to say your poems are about bathroom functions? (like another one I have seen of this character). Aren't I free to say your post is "tacky to say the least"? 

Why are you barking at everyone who doesn't like this post and pretending that you're an advocate of free speech?

Read the big letters on top of this page, it says "Hypocrisy"!

IRANdokht


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disgusting!

by a friend (not verified) on

This poem was disgusting and lacked any merits or talent whatsoever. JJ is right: the author has a dark and hateful personality, and will never be civilized.


Souri

Mrs Rusta

by Souri on

When I read your so called poem last night, I was about to leave a comment for you, saying you were too arrogant and very rude. Your nasty poem is not even "barazandeh" of a woman!! I tried to google you to see who you really are and what is your education.

I had already read your exchanges with Manouchehr on that other blog and had already a point about your personality. Madame, being a pro-Royalist is nothing important to us, but the very ardent pro-Royalist  we know in this site is a person very well educated, have good manner and very good personality, a high class person. At least he shows some dignity to the people he represents, what about you?

I decided to let it go of you last night, as you really not worth it, but now, that many friends state their opinion about you, it's my duty to come and say that I agree with them.

You are a shame to the Royal family too, you know?


Jahanshah Javid

AnonymousX

by Jahanshah Javid on

It does not matter if I know Khorsandi or Rusta on a personal level. Although if I meet her, I'm sure the trash she wrote here (and elsewhere on this site) will come through in her personality.

What is at issue here is that Rusta herself has made a personal attack on Hadi because of his political stands. Hadi has consistently shown that he is truly independent. A man of the people. Someone who lampoons all oppressors and hypocrites no matter what their political beliefs may be.

Hadi will go down in history as one of our greatest social critics and satirists. Meanwhile, who's going to read this vicious piece of garbage and who's going to remember its writer?


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Re: Irandokth

by AnonymousX (not verified) on

I am both glad and thankful that it wasn't deleted.

"Shoma lotf befarmayid bad az in torshi kamtar bokhor balkeh yeh chizi beshi."

Same question again: Why can you say this to Farah, but Farah is not entitled to say her opinion to Khorsandi?

Or do you beleive that she is not entitled to the same rights than you are?

If you believe in freedom of speech, then you would agree that a controversial, political AND publicly posted poem like that of Khorsandi's could be subjected to discussions, counter-submittals and even ridicule.

Do you agree that the British people have every right to ridicule even Queen Elizabeth? Could we Iranians have the right to ridicule someone like Reza Pahalvi? If yes, why not Khorsandi?

Would that make some people "dark and hateful", but only in a selective manner? If so, what are the criteria for this selection?

Thank you in advance for your answers.


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Re: Jahanshah Javid

by AnonymousX (not verified) on

I doubt that Farah Roosta knows Khorsandi at a personal level. What I see is that she read his poem and did not like it, perhaps due to her political views. She then posted her own counter-poem.

One peom uses words such as ablah, ghasaab, sag, etc, and another uses words such as aalat, menjelab, etc.

Then you, who don't know Farah at a personal level (just as she doesn't know Khorsandi), use words such as dark and hateful, which are just as wrong.

Why when one person (Khorsandi) expresses his opinion, about the Shah in this case, all is fine and well, but when another (Farah) does the same with Khorsandi, suddenly she is "dark" and "hateful"? What's the difference?

Is it because Khorsandi's blood is redder than Farah's? Or is it because Khorsandi attacked a person you don't much care for, but Farah made the mistake of attacking a person you happen to be fond of?

It seems that all three of you are being "dark and hateful" at the same time, each for his/her reasons.

Nothing is sacred, true. But some things seem to be more sacred than others around here.


Jahanshah Javid

My goodness

by Jahanshah Javid on

How dark and hateful can you be to trash someone as wonderful, decent and lovable as Hadi Khorsandi?


IRANdokht

Farah Rusta

by IRANdokht on

you seem to be a fan of bathroom jokes... tacky to say the least.

Shoma lotf befarmayid bad az in torshi kamtar bokhor balkeh yeh chizi beshi

good luck

IRANdokht

PS: AnX it seems your comment was not deleted. Go figure!


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Re: Farah

by AnonymousX (not verified) on

I love you lady! Thanks for this counter-poem. I read Khorsandi's poem, which only reflects his deep ignorance, and I wish I could reply with a poem, but I lack your talent.

Guys like Khorsandi, helped bring us the "magnificant" revolution, and instead of two words of regret and accepting his share of responsibility, this man "ba por rooyi har cheh bishtar do ghorto nimesh ham baaghieh".

Since Khorsandi appeared in the music festival, I think this comment will be deleted.


Shazde Asdola Mirza

Farah? Doubt it. More like a Shah-Olahi thug, than a lady!

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on

S.A.M (an official Khar Vazir)