Hajiagha's Dictionary

Anonymouse
by Anonymouse
09-Oct-2007
 

Raw innocence is the best comedy. Professional comedy is the ability to create raw innocence.

I am one of the thousands, probably hundreds of thousands, of those who read and follows Hajiagha's cartoons. Since the format change we're all following his comments too. I wish him well. I hope he doesn't get offended by this posting and just sees the good humor in it.

We've all had our moments and smiles when dealing with coworkers, friends and our own families, heck even ourselves at one point or another, stumbling on English words by either pronouncing it wrong or spelling it wrong. I guess when we hear some words we register it in our minds as similar to something else, or something that we know of. Those words often mean something else. This is not just Hajiagha, it includes Hispanics and all other nationalities that we happily live, work or go to school with. So I thought to post this blog and some of you know what I'm talking about. Please post misspellings, mispronunciations AND phrases or sentences you've heard over the years or hear every day.

We all need a special dictionary to be able to communicate with coworkers, friends and family. Webster's dictionary won't work. In honor of Hajiagha, lets call this Hajiagha's Dictionary.

Viva Hajiagha!

Left Truck = Lift Truck
Master Baiting = Masturbating
Rung = Wrong
Seating on your ass = sitting on your ass
expainsive = expensive
reality world = real world
mined your own business = mind your own business
if you don't liked be shot f**k off and don't looked = if you don't like it shut the f**k up and don't look
shalter = shelter
rocket since = rocket science
marride = married
is so expensive = it is so expensive
you right = you are right
great 12 = 12th grade

add more .... ;-)

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Hajiagha and couple of feminists were having a discussion but unfortunately those comments got deleted.  I was translating one of them but the 2nd one, the better one got deleted.  Oh well.  The better one was about blind leading another blind.  She was telling Hajiagha "Dud" fix your Englisi first!  Anyway, below is the translation of the one I saved.

 

Hajiagha:

 

people have right to change = people have a right to change

 

you can not tell the others to thinks like you? = you can no tell others to think like you

 

If they like Islam. more then are stupid freedom we have......gay...or lesbian... = They may like Islam more than these stupid freedoms in the West, such as the freedoms gays and lesbians have

 

others that tell me what is this women right any way? = can you tell me what is the right of this woman anyway?

 

became lesbian, or stay late out in night to drinks lots and sleep with 2 or 3 or 5 man at time's, = to beome lesbian, stay out late at night, get drunk and sleep with 2 or 3 men at a time?

 

will I never had chance to meet right women in no0rth America to believe you and your women right = I will never have a chance to meet the right woman in north America to believe you and you women's rights

 

any women I dated here in Canada looks to me are looking for money = women who I dated in Canada were looking for money

 

what you fucking talking about man, = what the fuck are you talking about man?

 

this is about 3000 years a go not like to day = this is about 3000 years ago, not today

 

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you did not identify yourself as human be = you did not identify yourself as a human being

 

Hey moron baster living at the cave time = hey you moron, yes you bastard who is living in a cave

 

First thing you should know no any women give right to talk to us like that = First, you should know that no woman will give you a right to talk to her like that

 

bring swear name to your filthy mouth = swearing with your filty mouth

 

second you did it than get this; about every woman = Second, what you don't get about women

 

you should respect everyone’s us Your opinions is nothing more then inhumanity just being savage = You should respect everyone's opinion and your opinions are nothing more than being just a savage and inhuman

 

Ofcurse, It is make you angry we talk about! = Of course it makes you angry when we talk about it

 


 


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Abstract =

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is about Colombia university and ahamadinejad? = are these cartoons about Ahmadinejad's speech at Columbia University?

 

is nice copy layout = this is a nice layout

 

from some over drawing by artist = some of these are overdrawn by the artist

 

but I do not understand what is this? = what is this supposed to be?

 

messages have , is so clear = messages are supposed to be clear

 

a cartoonist need to draw first easy line then cartoons = a cartoonist is supposed to start with easy lines which is followed by a complete cartoon

 

most be so sharp and easy recognize by ant one ? = must be sharp and easily recognizeable by anyone

 

not spending an hours or ask artist what is this ? = not spending an hour or so trying to understand or ask the artist about it

 

good luck draw more but easy to understand for every one = good luck drawing more but try to make it make it easier for everyone to understand

 

some times the people they do not understand and they pretending they know = sometimes some people don't understand something but they pretend they do

 

like Abstract created by artist modern art? = like abstract art created but modern artists

 

%99 of the people they don't know any things about modern art? = 99% of people don't know anything about modern art


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are = our

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are = our


stop stolen are oil and are money = stop stealing our oil and money


sucks to this society = This society sucks


its bacteria when you kiss like that, = you get bacteria when you kiss like that


or going to have sex and fuck the as like gay = you can also get bacteria when you have sex and get fucked in the ass like gays


30 years a go = 30 years ago


this stupid people are bring revolution in Iran = it was because of these stupid people that we brought revoluton to Iran


because Iranian was having western life and freedom = because Iranians were having western life style and western style freedoms


now to day they are crazy for= today they are going crazy for it again (western life style)


this people they don not know what they want = these people don't know what they want


one day this an others day that = one day this and another day that


sucker people you can go head and kiss and have sex in your home = suckers! you can kiss and have sex in the privacy of your home

 

this stupid guy writ here several thousands of Iranians are murdered = this stupid guy writes that tens of thousands of Iranians were murdered


in others case we have 7,000 numbers or some things like that? = somewhere else we read a number closer to 7,000


you bring this stupid numbers, = where do you get these stupid numbers?


what is the related to this man Ahmadinejd = how is this related to Ahmadinejad?


Khomeini order to murder political prisoner he was stupid and dictator = Khomeini orderd to murder policitcal prisoners because he was stupid and a dictator


I told you guy when you are smoking hashish or drinking so much please do not writing any things on Iranian = I told you guys before, don't write anything about Iranians on Iranian.com when you are on drugs or drunk


Brick of common sense

I feel some what guilty lol

by Brick of common sense on

I feel so bad yet I can't stop laughing. Poor Haji underfire from the dictionary. Haji if you are reading this please use a dictionary for your sake as well as mine (i might die laughing). By the way hashish or marijuana is being decriminallized in canada. So go see the sights tok tok lol jk.


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Please don't stop this is

by Anonymous34343434 (not verified) on

Please don't stop this is hilarious


Anonymouse

Hashish = Marijuana

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Hashish = Marijuana (no one smokes Hashish anymore, do they?) 

 

What kind freedom ? = what kind of freedom?

 

What kind freedom ? = (possibly means) what? kind freedom?

 

what kind freedom are women and man are looking ? = what kind of freedom are men and women looking for?

 

to became gay and homosexual? = to become gay and homosexual?  

 

to naked in public and have sex = to go naked in public and have sex

 

sale drugs and hashish = sell drugs and hashish (possibly means) drugs and hasish on sale

 

sale sex = sell sex (again possibly means sex sale, like buy one get one free)

 

here was last week news = here is last week news

 

he advertising he is best = he advertised to be best

 

sale items in right price = sell items at the right price

 

$250 items he sold as $2? = he sold $250 items for as little as $2

 

I company to him = I complain to him (possibly means I accompanied him)

 

looks like jungle = it looks like jungle here

 

I can not do any things = I can not do any thing

 

because in Canada no fucking law = because in Canada there is no fucking law 

 

as told before you = as I told before you

 

so many women most of them are young = so many women mostly young

 

so many Iranian in vancouver young are on crimes or drugs = so many young Iranians in Vancouver are doing crime or are on drugs

 

what kind stupid is this freedom = what kind of stupid freedom is this?

 

is jungle here = it is jungle here

 

the CNN show a kids have more gun in his bedroom = CNN is showing a kid having guns in his bedroom

 

police discovered as any military storage = police discovered his bedroom organized like a milirary storage facility

 

what kind fucking freedom and democracy you are want to bring for Iranian?= what kind of fucking freedom and democracy do you want to bring for Iranians?

 

are this is a clear = this is a clear example

 

what you thinks this is a freedom kids shooting another student = what kind of freedom do you think this is when you have a kid shooting another kid

 

naked freedom of gay = gays want the freedom to go naked

 


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another one We releaved

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another one

We releaved ourselves = we relieved ourselves


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some more is so funny =

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some more

is so funny = it is so funny

to night = tonight

to date = today

I am sorry is sucks = I am sorry this sucks

come on guys, you know and have heard more sentences.  "Jug" your memories :-)


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Haji doesn't write or speak

by Anonymous343433434 (not verified) on

Haji doesn't write or speak as bad as he pretends. The evidence is all over. As an Iranian, he should be making the same general mistakes. For example, in spoken english many of us say gas estation, or no vay. The following from this dictionary shows that it's all fake:

if you don't liked be shot f**k off and don't looked

He makes other sentences that seem to be purposly distorted and nothing like the usual Iranian mistakes.

BUT HE RULES


Sasha

Meandu is perfect?

by Sasha on

Apparently Meandu is perfect and has never made an error in his life. Perhaps he lacks compassion and understanding for the struggle of another to acquire a new language as an adult. I can assure you that trying to learn a new language as an adult is extremely challenging. As I try to improve my French and learn Farsi I know exactly how difficult  and fustrating it can be.

 


Sasha

How about the most interchanged words?

by Sasha on

 I know that I have to go back and carefully check for the following errors. When I write quickly some times I tend to use the incorrect word. I too have glitches in my English. Sadly, the spell checker on my computer will not catch this type of errors. Some of them I cannot believe I confuse. I guess something gets lost in translation when I am typing quickly and thinking in both English and Spanish. I noticed it has become  a little worse as I am trying to improve my French and learn Farsi. Too many languages.:o)

write=right

dear=deer

their=there

where=were

waist=waste

know=now


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idiot

by meandu (not verified) on

hajiagha is just an idiot