US Army interviews part 2

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Souri
by Souri
27-Dec-2010
 

دیوانه، خوب شما گفتید که اومدید اینجا که چند تا دوست پیدا کنید، دلیلی‌ هم دارید که ثابت کنه چنین قابلیتی دارید؟

- خوب میدونید، من دوست هایی دارم که باید بهشون یک خدمت واقعی‌ بکنم. میدونید در واقع من تمام سعیم بر اینه که همون دوست‌های ثابت خودم رو نگهدارم و این فقط یک پوششی بود که من توی سی‌.وی م آوردم که بتونم استخدام بشم.

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شازده، شما اصلا به چه دلیل اپلای کردید؟ هدفتون از ملحق شدن به این ارتش چیه؟

- هدف اصلی‌ اصلیمو که خوب نمیتونم بگم، ولی‌ در واقع من میتونم با شکل و شمایل یک ژوکر بیام اینجا و حسابی‌ برینم تو کاسه‌ و کوزه اونی که این سازمان رو راه انداخت. انقدر حرف‌های بی‌ معنی‌ و شوخی‌های زشت با ملت می‌کنم که همه از عضویت خودشون استعفا بدن، برن به سازمان بسیجی‌ که مال پسر عموی خودمه ملحق بشن. آخه میدونین، ما یک شاخه مخفی‌ در کانادا داریم که هدف اصلیش نابود کردن این یو.س ارتشیه که شما اینجا راه انداختید.

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خر، تبریک میگم! شما بدون هیچ شکی بهترین پرسنل این ارتش محسوب میشین.بهترین سی‌ وی متعلق به شماست. ارتش یو.س به شما افتخار میکنه، شما نه تنها اولین شخصی‌ بودید که به آگهی‌ ما در ایرانیان دات کام پاسخ دادید، بلکه تنها شخصی‌ بودید که از ما در مقابل اتهامات جی‌جی و دیگران دفاع کردید. ما به اشخاصی‌ مثل شما در آمریکا نیازمندیم و قول میدیم که تمام مخارج شما و همه افراد فامیلتان همچنین دوستان نزیکتان (اگر به همین اندازه شما خر باشند) ما دام العمر بپردازیم.

- پرایس لِس!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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امیرحسینی، فکر می‌کنید اگر تقاضای عضویت شما رو بپذیریم، چه خدمتی میتونید به این ارتش بکنید؟ در چه کاری مهارت دارید که میتونه برای بالا بردن کیفیت این ارتش موثر باشه؟

- سپاس!

- ؟؟ ببخشید؟

- اوه ساری.......پرایس لِس ، بعد سپاس!

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Souri

Well Anahid jon

by Souri on

I have mixed feeling about this.
I wish it was what you think, but it is not always like that. To get the picture, let say:

First, someone comes and attack you by vulgar words. You respond the in a way they deserve it. Then one of their friends come and flag the offensive comment and your answer to it, pretending they have good intention. They just do this to save their friend's face for  aberouye dousteshoun narizeh!

Just conspiracy after conspiracy.

 

The good behavior of the people, warms our heart and make us thankful.....  And the bad ones, just make us to recognize and appreciate the good ones!


Anahid Hojjati

Souri jan, regarding flagging of comments

by Anahid Hojjati on

Souri jan, even though you may think that it is good idea to leave the abusive comments as they are, others may not be in agreement with you. Some other IC writers/commentators may be in favor of their deletion.


Souri

ای بابا این کیه که به جون بلاگ ما افتاده؟

Souri


اینقدر کامنت‌ها رو پاک نکنید.

اینکه نشد!

میان اینجا حرف مفت میزنند و وقت آدم و میگیرند، جوابشون رو میدیم، بعد شما میاین یه تبر ورمیدارین و همه رو درو می‌کنین؟

چقدر خواهش کنم این کامنت‌های فحش به من رو لطفا فلاگ نکنید، دیلیت نکنید.

چه گرفتاری شدیم ها.

The good behavior of the people, warms our heart and make us thankful.....  And the bad ones, just make us to recognize and appreciate the good ones!


SamSamIIII

On a lighter note ,Me & understanding women

by SamSamIIII on

 

 "you are among the very rare members of this site who know me very well and truly understand my words"  

Would you kindly tell that to the army of women as my ex,s who beg to differ :). I would rarely attempt to understand women period. Now on a lighter note here is some humore for both you & khar;

A man was walking on the beach and found a lamp.

After a few quick rubs, the genie pops out and says that he will
grant the man one wish. So the man asks him to build a bridge between his house & planet Mars so he can take a drive there.The genie's eyes widen in amazement. "But, jeez! Do you have any clue how hard that would be, how much logistic, how much science how much man power involved..are you nutz?..... So the man shrugs and says, "Well, OK. How about this? I've been married four times, and divorced four times. I just can't figure women out. I want to be able to understand women. What makes 'em tick, what makes 'em happy, what they fear."

The genie nods and thinks for a moment before he responds: "    

So,
should that bridge be two lanes or four?"

Cheers!!!
 

Path of Kiaan Resurrection of True Iran Hoisting Drafshe Kaviaan //iranianidentity.blogspot.com //www.youtube.com/user/samsamsia


Souri

Samsam jon, a big thank to you!

by Souri on

My very good friend, you should change your name to Sincere instead of Samsam!

Despite all our difference of views, you are among the very rare members of this site who know me very well and truly understand my words and actions! 

I don't know how can I thank you for being so much understanding and impartial!

as Hafez (your true love :)) said:

ke ham nanvesheht mikhaani o ham nagofteh midaani

or something shabih in

okay, I will ghalaf my gun :)

The good behavior of the people, warms our heart and make us thankful.....  And the bad ones, just make us to recognize and appreciate the good ones!


SamSamIIII

Well if I may,

by SamSamIIII on

 

and I as always may since I dont belong to any group & despise you all equally:) . Eventhough Mr Divaneh's reference to me personally in his blog was right on the money & he shall still pay a big price for it on a day of my choosing ;::)))(kidding no worries). I think what Ms Souri is disappointed with & sensitive about is quantity of characters rather than quality of the satire. In that, Mr Divaneh's lack of blanket coverage in making fun of a larger portion of members might have stood her up as a satirical subject for others. However I blame this misunderstanding more on Mr Divaneh's lazy short list of subjects than some behind the scene conspiracy scheme because if i had smelled it i be kicking ass already :). Nevertheless since i dont write blogs any more I shall email our friend Divaneh on his request with the list of atleast 100 imbecile members to be the subject of his next blog if he wishes.

So folks please pack your guns & read some Hafiz ahla sahla kamasawa or Dr samavar ghouri  poetry.

Cheers!!!

 

Path of Kiaan Resurrection of True Iran Hoisting Drafshe Kaviaan //iranianidentity.blogspot.com //www.youtube.com/user/samsamsia


Souri

Artimis would you please be more clear?

by Souri on

What you mean by:

"People have the right to their opinion"

Which one of those opinions I have attacked?

The Priceless or the Sepaas one?

I didn't get you.

And no this was not meant to be funny.

Ridiculing people has never been funny in my opinion. I don't know about you, but I am not of the "pick n choose" type!  

The good behavior of the people, warms our heart and make us thankful.....  And the bad ones, just make us to recognize and appreciate the good ones!


Arthimis

I came across your blog by

by Arthimis on

I came across your blog by accident, but with all due respect this blog (whether was intended as a funny one or not!?) looks more like a personal attack to me personally!

People have the right to their opinion, except those who killed and continue to kill Iranians (human beings)!

Wishing all the good Iranians here "Happy Holidays", Peace. 


Souri

I wish you had on millionth of Sagrogrd's courage

by Souri on

At least he is tolerant and articulated, not you!

Look at how he responded to Divaneh and thanked him for his satire (even to the very vulgar Shazdeh's blog, he responded in all dignity and civility) and look at  your own reaction to my  very mild satirical blog!

Indeed as your friend mentioned: Some still don't have any idea about SATIRE!! lol

Personal attack?

What personal attack?

What are you talking about?

That was a satire baba!

Get used to it.

The good behavior of the people, warms our heart and make us thankful.....  And the bad ones, just make us to recognize and appreciate the good ones!