Imam Mehdi's call center

Siamack Baniameri
by Siamack Baniameri
24-Aug-2007
 

I saw in CNN that a call center in Iranian city of Ghome answers calls from folks who want to contact Imam Mehdi.

All along I’m thinking that it’s just a matter of time for Imam Mehdi’s call center to be outsourced to India.

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amirkabear4u

YES

by amirkabear4u on

Well historically mullahs were outsourced to Uk, why not mehdi's call centre. 


Azarin Sadegh

If this Call center was in US

by Azarin Sadegh on

OPERATOR - It is Imam Mehdi (operator stands up, the caller stands up) (Operator sits, the caller sits.)  Call Center. How can I help you?

CALLER - Oh my God!

OPERATOR - Wrong number. For God’s Call center please call 1-888-GOD-TOGO

CALLER - No! I just wanted to speak with Imam Mehdi (Operator stands up, caller stands up) (Operator sits. Caller sits)

OPERATOR - Yes. It is Imam Mehdi, (Operator stands up, caller stands up)( Operator sits. Caller sits) the absent Imam. 

CALLER - Oh, but you are found now. Right? Haha...

OPERATOR -Yes. I am here now. You, ...Stop laughing. What can I do for you?

CALLER - Since you are not absent anymore, should we use "The Discoverd" instead?

OPERATOR - Don't call me with Discover. We don’t accept Discover cards.

CALLER - Oh, Not the card. Anyway, if I had Discover I wouldn't have called you. All I have is only a few coins.

OPERATOR -Thank you for using Imam Mehdi  (operator stands up, caller stands up) .( Operator sits. Caller sits) Call Center.

CALLER –Wow! I die to know everything. Where were you? Who found you? Everybody wants to know.

OPERATOR - None of your business. Stop asking me questions. There are reasons behind God’s holy will that you cannot understand.

CALLER – Absolutely! You are right! You should be really the same Imam Mehdi  (operator stands up, caller stands up).( Operator sits. Caller sits) the last Imam, the lost one.

OPERATOR - Yes! Yes! Yes! For the 100th times yes. I am the same Imam Mehdi (operator stands up, caller stands up) ( Operator sits. Caller sits) If you don’t tell me why you called me right now, then I have to go to the next caller. What do you want?

THE ANGELIC VOICE: You have only one more minute left. Please insert credit to continue your holey talk with Imam Mehdi (operator stands up, caller stands up) ( Operator sits. Caller sits) before the call is terminated.

CALLER – Sh.t!

OPERATOR - What?

CALLER – Oh, Sorry Imam Mehdi (operator stands up, caller stands up) ( Operator sits. Caller sits) forgive me! I am just running out of coin.

THE ANGELIC VOICE - 10, 9, ...

OPERATOR - Ah. I thought...
CALLER - Imam Mehdi. (operator stands up, caller stands up) .( Operator sits. Caller sits) Please listen before my time’s up! It is about...

THE ANGELIC VOICE - 4,3,..

CALLER - My son. All I want from you is...

THE ANGELIC VOICE - 1, 0. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

OPERATOR - Thank you for calling Imam Mehdi (operator stands up, caller stands up) ( Operator sits. Caller sits) Call center. Have a great day!

 

 


Kaveh Nouraee

Maybe the call center will multi-task

by Kaveh Nouraee on

Once the outsourcing is complete, then the call center will be able to handle the requests for Imam Mehdi AND provide technical support for your Dell computer in one call. I'm getting goose bumps of anticipation just from the thought.