Iran Hairstyles: Country Cracks Down On Men's 'Dos

Sheila K
by Sheila K
06-Jul-2010
 

The Daily Mail reports that the country's Ministry of Culture and Islamic Guidance is creating a catalog of acceptable hairdos for this month's Modesty and Veil Festival. Read more ...//i.huffpost.com/gen/180798/thumbs/s-IRAN-HAIR-large.jpg

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PS, not my humour, but from an email.

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a little humour on IRI's interferance on social issues

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حاجیه خانوم (لبخند زنان) - حاج آقا، امشب شب جمعه است ها !

 

حاج آقا (آه عمیقی میکشد)- آره میدونم ولی برنامه بی برنامه. برو بخواب !

 

حاجبه خانوم - ولی هفته گذشته هم همین رو گفتی! اصلا معلومه چه ات شده؟ نکند خدای نکرده زبانم لال پای یک زن دیگه ای در میونه؟

 

حاج آقا- زن! این حرفا چیه که میزنی؟ مگر خبر نداری دولت داره پارازیت ول میکنه توی هوای تهرون؟

 

حاجیه خانوم- واسه چی؟

 

حاج آقا- آخه دولت دلش نمیخواد مردم کانالهای ماهواره ای رو نگاه کنند و از راه راست منحرف بشن. بخاطر همینه که داره  ول میکنه توی هوا

 

حاجیه خانوم - خب. این چه ربطی داره به برنامه شب جمعه ما ؟

 

حاج آقا - میگن این پارازیتها باعث عقیم شدن مردها میشه! اون ها رو سست و بی حال میکنه! مال ما هم پارازیتی شده !

 

حاجیه خانوم (بغض میکند) - اوا خدا مرگم بده! این که نمیشه بخاطر بهشت رفتن یک عده شبهای جمعه ما بشود جهنم! ایشالله خدا ذلیل شون کنه که اینقدر به مردم ظلم میکنن. میگم حاج آقا! حالا نمیشه تشکیلاتت را استتار کنی یا زاویه آنرا یکخورده مثل دیش ماهواره تغییر بدی تا پارازیت کمتری به آن بخوره؟

 

حاج آقا - میخواهی ما را بیندازی توی دردسر؟ فردا ممکن است بیایند ما را بخاطر همین که سرش را یکخورده کج کرده ایم بگیریند و بیاندازند توی هلفدونی بجرم مبارزه نرم علیه نظام! ولش کن بگذار در جهت حفظ نظام باشد!!
 
 


Fair

Anonymouse

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Nah motasefaneh adamhaye khaen, mostabed, va zede Iranee mesleh sarjookheh gholabi heech ebaee nadarand keh mardom e keshavaremoon taht-e- har zolm o shekanjehee gharar geerand madame eenkeh arbabhaye een bevatane mozdoor sare jashoon bashand.

Choonkeh eeshon doost darand kalehye pookeshoon kachal ham basheh,  bagheeye metoonan jehannam tashrif bebarand az nazare een mozdoore beegheirat va khaen beh Iran.


pastor bill rennick

Brother Sargord P.: you might as well use VB on your head

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VB stands for VajeBee or darooy'e nezafat!


Fair

None of your

by Fair on

damn business what my or anybody's hairstyle is. 

You are the one spoiling for a fight the moment you play god with other people's rights, and only value your own.  Once a hypocrite fascist gives himself the right to do so, you should expect no different reaction.


Anonymouse

Sargord u don't see a problem w/ a Government forcing haircuts?!

by Anonymouse on

Everything is sacred


Sargord Pirouz

Hey, my National ID even

by Sargord Pirouz on

Hey, my National ID even features the haircut. No problem.

I'd be willing to bet that Fair, your present haircut is no problem, either. Unless, of course, you've a mohawk or something, which I really doubt. So, typically, you're spoiling for a fight when there is completely no need for such, in a any personal sense.


Fair

maybe you are not cutting close enough

by Fair on

You should probably cut through your scalp as well so you can get your head examined.

Typical example of your usual hypocrisy.  You have no problem with this policy, but you live in the US where you are free to do as you please.  As far as the poor people who have to live under such stupid policies, your attitude is f*ck em- they are a bunch of subversives.

What can one expect from a hypocrite fascist living in freedom in the west.

 


Sargord Pirouz

I cut my own hair, too, with

by Sargord Pirouz on

I cut my own hair, too, with an electric clipper. Saves money. And if it doesn't come out perfect, I have only myself to blame. But it does come out right, 99 times out of 100. And that 1 time it doesn't, it takes only a few days before it's again cuttable. 

And that felling right after a buzz cut, when you hit the showers- indescribable.

Yeah, no problem at all with this policy. 


minadadvar

morons

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don't do anything about unemployment and addiction.  Instead, they harass our youth about their hair, outfits...

 


Anonymouse

Sargord ur explanation covers your political philosophy as well

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This pretty much covers your entire point of view on all subjects.  One size fits all for you.  I don't have a problem with something, so f**k all those who do! 

Everything is sacred


Sargord Pirouz

I've a haircut of a simple

by Sargord Pirouz on

I've a haircut of a simple conscript (I really do), so I've no problem in this regard.