Unemployable? Lazy? Bored? Fat? Suffering from Erectile Dysfunction with no money for Viagara? Neglected by society? Read on...
work from your condo and earn top $$$$.
We are IRI Incorporated, a well known, ME based muti national corporation involved in oil export. We are leaders in Human rights violation & Terrorism . Our extensive IP portfolio includes thousands of patented ideas in the fields of murder, torture, rape and general violation of human rights. We are involved in nuclear technology import, building and managing large detention centres and cemetries. We are a financially secure company with massive funds in swiss, British and canadian bank accounts. Our companies mission statement is to wipe Israel off the surface of earth.
Our company's core values as defined by our visionary, late founder ayat.ol. sheytan R. Khomeini Hendizaadeh are:
Kill, Steal, Lie
Job title: Publicist (internet based). Grade 5
Department: US interest section, MKO sub division.
1)Search internet discussion forums for the word MKO (dont worry about what MKO is, just collect the paycheck you dumb ass....)
2) launch into a frenzy of attacks. ask for immediate torture and execution of all MKO members, with their heads offered on a silver plate to our CEO, Mr. S.A. Khamenei, Thi.Ef, Murde.Rer. Label anybody who argues for anything less than immediate murder of evey MKO member, as zionist, bahaii, jew, traitor, Mossad/CIA agent, commi, stalisnist, member of pol pot fan club, etc.
3) Write at least one blog (two would get you a bonus..) comparing MKO members to Nazis, Al_Qaeda, neo Cons (never mind, we tell you later what neo con means, once we learn it's meaning ourselves), imperialist, any other fohsh khar madar you learnt back in your early days in the New city region of Tehran, before leaving Iran in 1979. Adding a crude cartoon would also earn additional bonus.
50 cents/hr more than Wendy's
None. But you must be able to tell lies as easy as downing a few bottles of beer at Eftar. (remember our core values....)
Contact for application:
visit our website at: www.SAVAMA.org
call our employment hot line: 1-800-bivatan
or visit our rep, Mr Shaban B. Mokh Jnr, Managing Director, at the "Aryan Bassij finga lickin Kabab", westwood, CA, USA
Closing date for application: 8/27/2011
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