Twilight Video Reveiew (funny)

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Twilight Video Reveiew (funny)
by Robert
17-Dec-2008
 

Description: Bella Swan has always been a little bit different. Never one to run with the crowd, Bella never cared about fitting in with the trendy, plastic girls at her Phoenix, Arizona high school. When her mother remarried and Bella chooses to live with her father in the rainy little town of Forks, Washington, she didn't expect much of anything to change.

But things do change when she meets the mysterious and dazzlingly beautiful Edward Cullen. For Edward is nothing like any boy she's ever met. He's nothing like anyone she's ever met, period. He's intelligent and witty, and he seems to see straight into her soul. In no time at all, they are swept up in a passionate and decidedly unorthodox romance - unorthodox because Edward really isn't like the other boys. He can run faster than a mountain lion. He can stop a moving car with his bare hands.

Oh, and he hasn't aged since 1918. Like all vampires, he's immortal. That's right - vampire. But he doesn't have fangs - that's just in the movies. And he doesn't drink human blood, though Edward and his family are unique among vampires in that lifestyle choice. To Edward, Bella is that thing he has waited 90 years for - a soul mate. But the closer they get, the more Edward must struggle to resist the primal pull of her scent, which could send him into an uncontrollable frenzy.

Somehow or other, they will have to manage their unmanageable love. But when unexpected visitors come to town and realize that there is a human among them Edward must fight to save Bella? A modern, visual, and visceral Romeo and Juliet story of the ultimate forbidden love affair - between vampire and mortal.



I HOPED YOU LAUGHED AS HARD AS I DID!!!! PLEASE COMMENT!!!

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I firstly read the book (

by Pat (not verified) on

I firstly read the book ( //www.ebook-search-queen.com/ebook/twil/twili... ) and then in several months watched the movie. To tell the truth, I liked both, which happens rather rarely ;)


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He looks like Michael Phelps with

by Shoe thrower (not verified) on

He looks like Michael Phelps with makeup on! Are they flying or climbing a tree?


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Hi Robert,

by Anonymous Fish (not verified) on

You're doing great with your blogs. I’m sure one day you’ll be better at it than your uncle. Believe me I still don’t know how to post a video clip unless if I read the instruction again, and again. One thing to do that would be great is to credit the people that you got your material from. Ask you uncle if you need help with what I'm saying.

You’re doing great.


IRANdokht

Robert

by IRANdokht on

What Bum says is so true: it was almost like watching it again  ;-)

You can ask your uncle to take you to see it, I am sure you guys will find it really funny and laugh the whole time.

:0)

IRANdokht


Robert

IRANdokht...

by Robert on

 i didn't see the movie                                                                  

  thanks,

Robert :)


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Robert write a blog about

by K-1 (not verified) on

Robert write a blog about what your uncle JJ is doing down there and we will comment a lot! What's going on over there?!

You can also write a blog about your brothers and if you guys fight all the time. Not fight "fight" like messing around. 3 boys in a house is a lot and now you have a 4th boy?! Or are your older brothers too fancy to spend time with you and your uncle JJ?!


IRANdokht

Hysterical!

by IRANdokht on

Hi Robert

I actually saw this movie and I have to agree with this Bum guy!  I loved his review, it's very accurate criticism made funny. He did make me laugh too. Did you see the movie?

IRANdokht