Ahmadinejad in New York

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A.Refugee
by A.Refugee
03-May-2010
 

The presidential armed motorcade was whizzing through the streets of New York majestically. The presidents was quietly marveling the clean, hoodless streets and feeling guilty for doing so. ‘Make no mistake”. He reminded himself. ‘This is an imperialist’s city and appearances in such cities are always deceiving. They hide an uneasy truth.”

The president knew in his heart of heats that the provision of a motorcade by the US administration was a ploy to keep him away from the people of US, many of whom were longing to see and talk to “Mamoot’ as they called him. They long to know the truth about American government and the true nature of Islam.

The president was in a deep conversation with himself when suddenly his train of thought was interrupted by his guide’s remark about a building across the street;

-That’s Fox News.

-Fox what?

-Fox News

-What does it do?

It…. f….ks news.

The president didn’t understand and asked for further explanation. His guide, who was an American educated son of a trusted Mullah, said he was too shy to translate. “Feel free”, Said the president: “nothing surprises me about the American government. It is the true embodiment of the devil.” To change the subject, the guide pointed his finger at a building nearby and said; Nazdaq and that one is Google. The president looked at Google’s building and said; “Maali nist.”

Shortly after at a press conference, an Iranian journalist whose question revealed his taghooti outlook, asked the president about Leukemia in Iran. The president angrily protested that he was perplexed about the question and that he wouldn’t tolerate foreign intervention in Iran. He said that Iran was a revolutionary nation and as such it welcomed people from other revolutionary countries, be it Cuba, Bolivia ore Leukemia. Everyone laughed. “You may laugh now’. Said the president; “but once we join forces you will see that the Zionists and the imperialists will be the real laughing stock of the world.”

The brazen taghooti journalist thanked the president Ahmadinejad and asked if Iran was banking on Leukemia’s support in the UN on the issue of sanction. Everybody laughed again but the president nodded and confidently said; “Off course.” At this point his guide bent over and whispered something into his ear. The president said; “Bi Khial.”

When another journalist asked Dr Ahmadinejad about cheating in the recent election in Iran, the president remarked that as the journalist had a Jewish sounding name, he would refuse to answer his question and any similar question as it would only further the cause of Zionist.

In response to a question about Iran’s human rights’ record, the president said what about the human rights of people in America? Can American ladies buy ready made chador anywhere in your high streets? What about Vaajebi, can you buy it over the counter in any chemist in this land? I don’t mean that nasty chemical with which no moslem should ever use. I mean real vaajebi. Do factory workers have the right to turn off their industrial machineries at Eftaar time in ramazan? The answer is; no, no and no. You can easily do all the above in Iran. I bet you didn’t know that and I don’t blame you. There is a lot that your government is keeping hidden from you. I am sorry but a question on human rights is it too rich a question to come from an American journalist.

Dr Ahmadinejd then proceeded to give a lecture on the merits of Islamic human rights and the benefits it could bring to the corrupt and decadent west. His lectures received rapturous welcome from his 3 men strong presidential entourage who clapped and cheered and should alah-o-akbar throughout.

A.Refugee

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amgw4

Marvelling at the clean streets of New York?

by amgw4 on

The propaganda on here is so poorly written that it loses credibility after a few sentences.

New York City is a very expensive and economically prosperous city, but it is extremely dirty. Urine, feces, chemicals, garbage, very old and dirty buildings, homeless, drugs and other big city problems plague it. North Tehran is far far cleaner than Manhattan and it's laughable to think that someone who lives in Tehran would be awed by New York's cleanliness.

Why are you people so untalented? If you're going to write propaganda at least review and edit your work.


capt_ayhab

Mrs. vildemose the agent!?

by capt_ayhab on

I thought you would have told us by now. How did you think that you could have hidden your true identity of being an agent from our resident Sherlock Holmes for ever?

Jeeeez

-YT 


Onlyiran

IRI

by Onlyiran on

When she is talking to pro Israelis in IC.....

There are no "pro Israelis" on this site.  Those who oppose the IRI are not "pro Israel".  They are pro Iran, which is a separate and distinct entity from the IRI.  And regardless of how hard you try to portray opponents of your decrepit and murderous regime as "Israeli agents", it would not fly.  People of Iran know better.  But again, I wouldn't expect you to understand that because, after all, you're just another disgruntled west-hating exile who lives in the "west" and has no clue of what the Iranian society is about. 


benross

The real problem is, to even

by benross on

The real problem is, to even consider a response to IRI 'intelligence'.


vildemose

humanbeing jan: Thank you.

by vildemose on

humanbeing jan: Thank you.


IRI

Vildemouse:lol

by IRI on

Can anyone here explain what the heck she means to say? I don't speak Vilademouse. Iran is not Palestine? Meaning?
She is fishy. I won't be surprise if she is beginning to delete all her anti Semitic messages.


humanbeing

cheers vildemose

by humanbeing on

from me as well. you have integrity to yourself.


vildemose

Yolanda jan: Thanks. You're

by vildemose on

Yolanda jan: Thanks. You're awesome too..


yolanda

......

by yolanda on

Hi! vildemose,

     You are a great lady......nobody is going to believe the outrageous mislabeling. Don't worry about it!

Take care! 


vildemose

MM jan: Thank you. The

by vildemose on

MM jan: Thank you. The hateful anti-semite IRI apologist think everyone should hate Israel pathologically like they do. Also, in their twisted disturbed little world, they think of anyone who criticizes Israel's apartheid policies is pro-IRI and wishes the same genocidal wish for the Israeli people. They also think Iran and Palestines future are intertwined and palestinian liberation is the duty of all Iranian people before putting bread on their own table...go figure, the convoluted, diseased mind of a fundamentist shia


MM

Vildemose an agent? - no way jack!

by MM on

In the west, unlike IRI, we do not judge a person based on:

* guilt by association

* guilt due to constructive criticism, and

* a fable does not become a fact by repetition

Vildemose's intentions, during the time I have seen, is very clear and she ain't no terrorist, nor an agent.   Keep it up Vildemose.

 


vildemose

IRI:lol

by vildemose on

IRI:lol

You must think Iran is Palestine. Why am I not surprised. At any rate, I hope the authorties are watching your every move.


IRI

When Vildemouse is not talking to SamSam

by IRI on

She is ranting against Israel. When she is talking to pro Israelis in IC she becomes Israel's best friend. We must be careful about deceitful and strange characters such as Viladeoumsue. She can't hide anymore. Here is when she is not with SamSam pal:
_______________________________________
Israel: More self-desrtuctive behavior
by vildemose on Wed Mar 10, 2010 07:01 AM PST

...Israel will never agree to a 2 state solution as then they could not steal any more land. The peace talks are a stalling and diversion technique, nothing more...


IRI

Beware of terrorist in disguise

by IRI on

Viladamous is a terrorist in disguise. She has numerous comments against the American and Israeli policies. Her anti "Islamic Republic" rants are questionable. She sounds like a fundamentalist and thick head violent person. Nokhodi in thought and dangerous in action.
hey Viladmouse were you in NY last week?


vildemose

 The Iranian govt. on the

by vildemose on

 The IRI the is a fanatic theocracy which is not answerable to it’s own people, bent on exporting it’s extremist ideology and which tries to bully it’s way onto the world stage by threatening other nations and creating instability across the Sunni and Shia divide in the region. There is no transparency, accountability to anyone when representatives of God (highly irrational and superstitious) are in charge...That in and of itself should serve as a warning to all those who drink the the IRI's faux-piousness, and faux-peacefulness bile.


Cost-of-Progress

IRI

by Cost-of-Progress on

I didn't say you're a cockroach, I said your mentality is that of one. Tell me, how do they teach you guys English, the language of imperlaist infidel? Is there a school somewhere where you all go? Is it tough to learn? Where in London, or Manchester is this school? 

You writing skills could use some help, but otherwise, they've done well with you.

____________

IRAN FIRST

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Cost-of-Progress

NIloooofar

by Cost-of-Progress on

I am shocked repeatedly that a women (if that's really what you are) as witty as you defend this assbackward cult again and again.

If it is your opposition to IMPERIALISM, can you channel it through other means? I believe their sincerity when I run across the first progressive Islamic State ......And trust me that these people are no savior of anything. Besides, in the eyes of true Islam, your worth is less than half of a man. That alone should be enough to send you away from these people.......screaming.

Oh, Progressive State does not mean copying 60's era weapons from North Korea and passing them as innovativation.

____________

IRAN FIRST

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vildemose

Fundamentalist (shia,

by vildemose on

Fundamentalist (shia, Sunni, Christian, jews, etc.) eventually turn into violent extremist. How long does it take for them to cross the line?

The US authorities arrested Faisal Shahzad, a Pakistani-American recently returned from Peshawar, on suspicion of ties to the Pakistani Taliban and involvement in the Times Square bomb plot,


default

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by timothyfloyd on

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hamsade ghadimi

a refugee

by hamsade ghadimi on

funny story.  badbakhta khodeshoon ro daran jer midan sare daastaanet.  ba arze mazerat. :)


IRI

hey Vildemouse

by IRI on

گوز کَغ They got a song for you in the other page called

lol


IRI

The new policy set by who

by IRI on

Oghdeyee? I don't think so. keep dreaming that you are not nokhodi


mahmoudg

His days are numbered

by mahmoudg on

let him rant and rave all he wants using the UN tribune.  They know their days are numbered and the good forces of US/Israel will forever demolish them and with it Islam will be gone forever in Iran.


vildemose

The new policy here on IC

by vildemose on

The new policy here on IC is to only respond once to IRI's mozdoors. So, rant and rave until you're blue in the face, little jihadist...


IRI

Fozolie

by IRI on

Beh pah chiniya nadozdanet, khaili karet dorosteh. ba in vildamouse nagard, oghdeyee hast. to hala nemifahmi yeh chiz vali hade'aghal oghdeyee nisti.


IRI

hey Vilademouse

by IRI on

Oghdeyee hasti, beh hameh keh hassudi mikoni, khob beh ma che savad nadari va kami pooki. Nokhodi mouse.


fozolie

  SO IRI YOUR BISAVADIE

by fozolie on

  SO IRI YOUR BISAVADIE SHOWS YOU ARE NOT EVEN IRANIAN. WHEN YOU LOSE THE JOB WITH THE AKHOOND POLICE THERE IS A JOB FOR YOU CLEANING LATRINES IN GUANTANAMO ASSUMING YOU DON't BLOW YOURSELF UP BEFOREHAND.  AS FOR PEOPLE LEAVING WHEN ANTARI SPEAKS THERE IS NO ROOM FOR HIS ODIOUSNESS IN CIVILISED SOCIETY  HE SHOULD BE UP ON TRIAL FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY ALONGSIDE THE REST OF MOLLAFIA.

Mr. Fozolie


vildemose

IRI: Hey, nincompoop, when

by vildemose on

IRI: Hey, nincompoop, when are you going to blow yourself up??


IRI

Vildemouse

by IRI on

We are all shaking from your threats. You sound like a terrorist. Nokhodi, don't talk until you are spoken to. Learn that for next time. basheh?


Mola Nasredeen

"Why did US, Britain and France left the meeting while Ahmadi

by Mola Nasredeen on

nejad was speaking Hajagha?" I asked wondering.

"Because they know this whole thing is all bullshit?" said he while eating his jo.

"You mean Ahmadinejad's speech is BS?"

"No, this whole Nuclear Nonproliferation treaty show, USA has more than 9000 nuclear warheads ready to be fired, Russia has over 15000, Britain has...."

I interuppted him: "I got it, Ahsant Hajagha, Ahsant"