A proverbial obsession

persian westender
by persian westender

….I still don’t know, should I believe the rooster’s tail or your “Hazrate Abbas ‘s” swear?! I have a feeling that you’re putting me on head of the work again! But I can’t be sure, and I don’t want to lose the opportunity of being with you… You keep saying that you are honest with me, but I know you never been such in the past... It’s not the first time that I trust you and you betray me. My eye doesn’t drink water anymore. When I look back I clearly remember when I made my back-hand hot not to believe you any more….but…but here we are again and I simply can not say no to your goddamn beautiful eyes. Ahhh…what should I do? This looks like an obsession…Darn!

I know I’m making a fool out of me, but let’s hit my abdomen to the sea “…Ok. I ….ahem…Ok… I accept….I will see you there!”

I can see myself other day how regretful I am! A remorseful like a dog…! But I just said ‘Yes’, a confirmation of my weakness toward your seduction…Again!

I don’t care anymore…the water is surpassed of my head!

Let’s see what you’ve dreamed for me?! Let’s be your toy…there is a weird pleasure in it...!

Oh no!….What I just did? What she thinks about me? Ahh… I know there is no straight intestine in her abdomen and yet I’m going down the well by her rope..!

Too late…! Now the work is passed from the work!



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by fifi joon (not verified) on

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by Abarmard on

My friend is crazy and 'his head plays with his ass'. I guess with this comment I wanted 'to walk but farted'. forget it, I am 'neither the head of onion or the ass of onion'. I try to logic this out if your 'head is worth your ass'. 'you go up you go down' this is what it is'

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by Anonymousam (not verified) on

very funny



Very funny how about this one?

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When I saw her I thought; "Where are you, where is here?"

Last time she had started talking about her new business idea and I thought oh, oh "A good year is apparent from the spring", and I remembered  she is bad news last time she had "played a record behind my back"

That is why I thought "Have you eaten a donkey's brain?" and "a head that does not have a headacke does not need a head band?".

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