Signs to look for in your doctors in your next trip to IRR to seek medical treatment!

Oon Yaroo
by Oon Yaroo
15-Apr-2012
 

This can particularly come handy if you happen to be visiting and treated by doctors graduated from and affiliated with:

  1. Certain Azad Universities (operated by
    the Rafsanjani family)
  2. Imam Ali U.
  3. Imam Hossein U.
  4. Imam Hassan U.
  5. Imam Zeinolabedin U.
  6. , ...,
  7. Imam Mehdi (Fararri, not the Italian
    Car)
  8. And many other suspicious-named Universities
  9. Associated with early Basiji Corp and IRGC organizations

 

You should definitely want to stay away from these doctors. An please
look for physical signs in thes doctors focusing on the following red
flags:

  1. Ages of 50 to 60,
  2. Extremely overweight
  3. Extreme body odor and poor hygienes
  4. Kachal
  5. A black mark on the forehead
  6. Images of Khomeini, Khamenei hanging from their mosque-like decorated offices
  7. Holding and counting beads 

 

Once you pass the tests on the above items, please make sure you educate
yourselves in the following tools and be careful your doctors apply
them for the right tests:

  1. Stethoscope
  2. Otoscope
  3. Ophthalmoscope
  4. Proctoscope
  5. and others 

 

For example, if you happen to be a female and if you are visiting a
gynecologist and he/she is examining you with an otoscope then that
should raise a red flag about the competence, preparedness, and
credibility of your doctor whether or not he/she earned the medical
degree or received by force or purchased it as was suggested by many
folks here in IC.

As patients, all you can do is be prepared, do your home work, and hope for the best.

Good Luck!

Balatarin
Share/Save/Bookmark

Recently by Oon YarooCommentsDate
Happy Birthday Dear JJ! Please grant clemency and pardon to all the banned past and present members of IC!
6
Mar 03, 2012
Dear JJ/Site Admin, Please unblock SamSam!
8
Jan 29, 2012
Collective wisdom and courage of Iranians!
44
Nov 05, 2011
more from Oon Yaroo
 
anglophile

DM jan just wondered

by anglophile on Mon Apr 16, 2012 01:33 PM PDT

  did you get your PhD in Namakology or was it your MS? or was it both? Because as far as I can remember your first degree was in BS ;) 

  •  
Dr. Mohandes

Mosiii!!!!

by Dr. Mohandes on Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:22 PM PDT

wow. I just could not get my mind around a AAA size, enhanced, enlarged (for the viewer's pleasure) Breastests. How big is that really?

Reminds me of the Hostest with the mostest joke...


  •  
Faramarz

The Problem with Deflated Implants!

by Faramarz on Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:13 PM PDT

 

I checked with my friend Mostafa who is in automotive industry at the Shell Corporation at the corner of Main and 3rd about this problem.

He said that the best way to address this issue is to always carry a "Zapaas" (spare) implant for emergencies and join AAA of breast enhancement community!


  •  
Dr. Mohandes

Bad news for me???!!!

by Dr. Mohandes on Mon Apr 16, 2012 09:57 AM PDT

Maan. I was getting all worked up over the prospect of planting the seeds of a new life...with spring and nice weather and all that pretty things in the air...i was gonna give my scalp a new life. but know with so much "optimism" and incredible recommendation i guess i will have to let the dry spill continue...

dammit lucy!! didn't i tell you not to scratch my scalp when i am on IC? i might get flagged!

BTW...eeeewwww!!! i found something that looks like something faramarz's friend lost during surgery...eeewwww....dude...it smells bad.


  •  
Faramarz

Fanoos

by Faramarz on Mon Apr 16, 2012 09:41 AM PDT

Did your friend put the implants in the dryer after she washed them?

From what I've heard there are some defective Chinese implants in the market. They recommend that you always buy a size larger and use the cool settings on the dryer.

I would say, if it sunny outside just hang them on the string and let them dry!


  •  
Faramarz

Very Informative Oon Yaroo!

by Faramarz on Mon Apr 16, 2012 09:21 AM PDT

I had a similar situation like what Fanoos described.

A friend of mine went to a doctor in Iran to have his tonsils removed. A couple of weeks later he noticed that one of his testicles was missing. He also had developed a soprano high voice!

 


  •  
Oon Yaroo

Thank you Anglophile, DM, & fanoos.

by Oon Yaroo on Mon Apr 16, 2012 08:46 AM PDT

It's great to see friends having/pocking fun at each other.

Dear fanoos, many celebrities also get their cosmetic enhancements done in IRR or Kish Island. Case in point, Big Ang, the main star in the show the Mobs Wives! 

//starcasm.net/archives/148465

 


  •  
anglophile

Apologies to OY

by anglophile on Mon Apr 16, 2012 06:06 AM PDT

  Sorry for diverting from your main topic - no thanks to this sooper baa mazeh doktor.  

  •  
fanoos

Be really careful about cosmetic surgery when you go to Iran.

by fanoos on Mon Apr 16, 2012 06:06 AM PDT

Be really careful about cosmetic surgery when you go to Iran. A neighbor of mine went there a few years ago to have breast implant. After six months when she came back to the US, she noticed the right side was shrinking almost to half size of the left side. She had to spend almost $1000 to get it fixed here and for some reasons she hasn't fully recovered. My friends and I joke around with her, we call her ye lumpi as in single light!


  •  
Dr. Mohandes

ey fatherrrrrr!

by Dr. Mohandes on Mon Apr 16, 2012 05:27 AM PDT

this can't be like dees dige. you have come to not build (nasazi) with us. this is the tradition? you athletic and modest man? father, thousands of prases to your breath!!!

but it is okie dokie. I know i will see you rockin' and rolling in a soon to come up blogs by your favorite el doctor:))

I will have your weather brother. god does not remove your shade from over our heads!!!

 


  •  
anglophile

Now look what you have done to me DM

by anglophile on Mon Apr 16, 2012 04:56 AM PDT

  I can't help it no longer (I luv double negateef):        //www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT633yn9jC0

  •  
Dr. Mohandes

Anglophile

by Dr. Mohandes on Mon Apr 16, 2012 04:40 AM PDT

No peeleez... To the life of akbari.

don't tarof marof veet me. laughing eez feeree een dees kountry. u know?! eef u get seek, god forbeed, Oon yaroo veel take u to doktor in three whistles:)) he will be shoor (or maybe even torsh) dat you will reeceev de best care een teyloon.

I am your servant all the way.


  •  
anglophile

Too late DM

by anglophile on Mon Apr 16, 2012 04:16 AM PDT

I can't laugh no more :))))

  •  
Dr. Mohandes

choking or joking?

by Dr. Mohandes on Mon Apr 16, 2012 04:11 AM PDT

ahh good. you are joking with laughter...wait a minute... Did you say you were choking??!!! perhaps Dr. Mossadegolmamalek got what ya need?:))

catch my drift?


  •  
anglophile

You are soooo hilarious DM

by anglophile on Mon Apr 16, 2012 03:16 AM PDT

I am nearly choking with laughter!!! - help me doctor joon.

  •  
Dr. Mohandes

Traffic Doctors too???

by Dr. Mohandes on Mon Apr 16, 2012 02:49 AM PDT

Paghhdon e Moia...

Vaaat abuut Teraffic (not to be confused with Terrefic) doctors?? Shooold dey be avooyded az vel?:))

(chosmaking);)

Oh and I will be more than happy to Type what anglophile writes up. After all we should try do everything democratically...Geyr az ine...ageh geyre ine begeen geyre ine...de begoo dige!


  •  
anglophile

Very useful OY jaan

by anglophile on Mon Apr 16, 2012 01:09 AM PDT

If I may add one more item to your detailed list:

 

 

  • If you have no other choice, it will be handy to write your "will" and arrgange for funeral services before entering the surgery of the above doctors.
Just in case! 

 


  •