Thank God it's April Fool's Day

Thank God it's April Fool's Day
by Multiple Personality Disorder
31-Mar-2010
 

April Fool's Day headlines (with impunity):

 

Hillary Rodham Clinton has a lesbian relationship with Vanna White

Barack Obama sold his Nobel Prize medal to pay for health care reform

Ali Khamenei has colon cancer

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is homosexual

George Walker Bush's brain has been growing steadily ever since he stopped being the President

Benjamin Netanyahu is a peaceful man

Mir-Hossein Mousavi’s favorite color is pink

Mohammad Khatami is finally going to do something

Hashemi Rafsanjani is using a new facial hair growth formula

Bill Clinton finally admits he had sex with Monica Lewinsky

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yolanda

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by yolanda on

Hi Anahid,

   I will remind you for sure! I will also remember not to reply to your post! :O)

Take care!


Anahid Hojjati

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by Anahid Hojjati on

 

Dear yolanda, if you like to read the same kind of list next year, you need to remind me few days in advance of April Fool's day. 


yolanda

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by yolanda on

Hi Anahid,

     Please don't forget to do another list on April Fool's Day next year! I will love to read it!

Thank you in advance!


Fatollah

hilarious blog

by Fatollah on

loved the locust photo, looks like a "khengool" - mo nemizan-e! :-)


Red Wine

MPD Jan

by Red Wine on

LoL ... Mr Divaneh answered very well ... :D .


divaneh

LOL Red Wine

by divaneh on

Very nice work. I think Janati is inspecting her ankle to make sure she is not wearing ankle bracelets.

Question: Is it permissible for a woman to wear an ankle bracelet that jingles, like a bell, outside of her house even if she does not want to do this to attract attention? Is it permissible for a woman to wear just a plain ankle bracelet like one that is worn around the wrist if it is made of gold?

Fatwa: Praise be to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds; and blessings and peace be upon our Prophet Muhammad and upon all his Family and Companions. It is forbidden for a woman to wear an ankle bracelet outside of her house if it jingles and produces sound which aliens can hear. Allah Says (Interpretation of meaning): { And let them not stamp their feet so as to reveal what they hide of their adornment. And all of you beg Allâh to forgive you all, O believers, that you may be successful} [24:31].

from here:  //www.islamweb.net/ver2/Fatwa/ShowFatwa.php?lang=E&Id=82000&Option=FatwaId


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Marge jan

by sag koochooloo on

I used to have a pug called Koochooloo that passed away at Xmas. I cannot bear to use a pug picture right now as it saddens me. He was 18 though - very old for a pug nevermind a dog. I had him since he was 6 weeks old, he fitted on the palm of my hand. He was such a character, very possessive and bilingual (English and Persian). One day I'll get another doggy but work commitments at the moment make it difficult. Have 2 cats though that keep me amused who are just as cute.    x 


Monda

Janati's putting socks on her

by Monda on

so she wouldn't catch a cold. 

Please let me know too when our dear Red Wine comes out here for kabob and sharob. 


Anahid Hojjati

Dear yolanda, Mina, Monda and MM aziz, thanks

by Anahid Hojjati on

Dear Mina, Monda jan, yolanda and MM jan, thanks for writing that you like my list.

Dear yolanda, don't worry about replying to my comment.  No one should blame you.  It looks like all IC writers whom I mentioned in my list have been Ok about it, or maybe too busy today to comment about my list. 

yolanda, you are so kind to me.  I think of you as one of my best friends on IC and I truly appreciate your kindness.  It is friends like you and other IC readers, and writers who make me smile. I hope everyone has a great 13 bedar weekend. 


Multiple Personality Disorder

Red Win'e aziz

by Multiple Personality Disorder on

If you ever come to where I live, you know where, you can stay at my little place as a guest of honor.

About the painting you posted, why is Jannati examing her toes?  Doesn't he know she is naked?  Are they married temporary for a toe examination?

If it was up to me I would have begun the examination from her left breast. 


Monda

Thank you for the clarification

by Monda on

The second photo is great! :o)


Red Wine

MPD Jan ..

by Red Wine on

You like this ?

 

//yfrog.com/2himage12vj


MM

Here he is trying a green suit - greens are in trouble

by MM on


divaneh

Thanks for supporting evidence MPD

by divaneh on

That second picture made me laugh loud. There is something about it.


Multiple Personality Disorder

Maybe this would help

by Multiple Personality Disorder on

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Look at these pictures: 

Jannati

Locust

Jannati IS a locust but since this is an April Fools's Day headline it says "Jannati is NOT a locust". 


divaneh

It's about Look and Feel Monda

by divaneh on

Have you not noticed? Janati is not realy a human. He is a very large Lucost. Look at him again and see if I am right.


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Monda

need help with divaneh's Janati not being a locust

by Monda on

would someone please explain the correlation, link, allegory or metaphor?  (at least tell me which is it?)

 


I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek

Najaf hahaha

by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek on

Believe me you don't want to be in Najaf. There are bomb sniffing dogs and robots there, but no mollahs. It's all a scam. If you want to be a mollah, the work begins in the bedroom, or so I hear. Not really different from priesthood in Italy/Vatican city.


yolanda

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by yolanda on

Hi! Divaneh,

   I like your #1 and #10 very much! LOL!

I hope #6 is not true! OMG! No Thanks! :O)


Red Wine

کامکار معظم

Red Wine


جناب بزرگ مقام، کامکار معزم ،شیرین گفتار.. م پ د جان

بسیار لذت بردیم از نوشته شما (ما فان نامبر وان شما هستیم.) حاضرت عالی‌ در شاد کردن و چراغانی کردن دلان خلق بسیار متبحر هستید، الهی خداوند شما را برای ما همیشه حفظ کند و عمری دهد که به خدمت رسیده، کبابی خوریم و شرابی نوشیده، عیدانه از شما گیریم و به درگاه شما دعای خیر و سلامتی کنیم.

۱۳ به در شما فرخنده باد.

 


Multiple Personality Disorder

:O) "MPD departs to Najaf to become a mola" :O)

by Multiple Personality Disorder on

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Divaneh'e aziz, your headlines are gold.  Among the ten headlines, I like #4 the most, "IRI distributes Sandis between green protesters"

:O)


divaneh

Good Stuff

by divaneh on

Very funny MPD Jaan. My favourites are Hashemi in the first list and Imam Zaman in the 2nd list. When it comes to Jaleho you seem to be stating the fact.

I also liked yours Anahid and I don't think you have offended anyone.  I liked 1, 4 and 9.

Here is my list.

1. Ahmadinejad apologizes for the mistakes in counting the votes and announces Mousavi as president.

2. Janati is not a locust.

3. Other children let Ahmad Khatami play with them when he was a child.

4 - IRI distributes Sandis between green protesters.

5- Sadegh Larijani doesn’t scare children.

6- MPD departs to Najaf to become a mola.

7- A Basiji gets to the University on the back of his own merits.

8- Saudi Arabia makes a contribution to science.

9- Samsam reveals his Arab ommatie sheikhak ancestors.

10- Catholic priests are not paedophiles.


Multiple Personality Disorder

Dear Mr. Qioumars

by Multiple Personality Disorder on

I think I'll leave the spelling of Jalleho just the way it is, in case I get ripped apart by someone I could absolve myself of all resposibilities, i.e. I could say I was talking about someone else.  You know, like talking about Hovakhshatare and Hovakshatare (without an 'h' in the middle).  They are two different people.


I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek

Sag Koochooloo

by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek on

Your avatar is so sweet. Is that your dog? Adorable. Give him a hug for me!


Shazde Asdola Mirza

امام زمان از چاه جمکران بیرون آمد

Shazde Asdola Mirza


دروغ سیزده


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MPD jan

by sag koochooloo on

Thanks for being you and bringing a smile to our faces in tough times and in what can be a sometimes stressful website! More of your stuff please.


yolanda

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by yolanda on

Hi Anahid,

I am so sorry, I replied to your post! Your list is great, very funny!

If anyone blames you, please blame me! It is all my fault!

I promise you that I am not going to do it again!


Qioumars

آقای ام.پی.دی،

Qioumars


خیلی باحال بود، ولی جالهو یک دونه ال بیشتر نداره.


Multiple Personality Disorder

Stay tuned: The lastest April Fools' Day news headline

by Multiple Personality Disorder on

Iranian nuclear scientist defector reveals he is gay, wants to meet Elton John