Hmmmm! A dot!
A dot!
What dot?
Show me what you got!
Hmmmm! Let me see!
Let me see!
Let me see the dot
Let me see the dot
Let me see what you got
Is it here?
Is it there?
Is it anywhere?
Is it hot?
Is it like a knot?
How many of them have you got?
A lot?
Do you have them in the house?
Do you have them in the train?
Do you have them in the boat?
Do you have them in the car?
Do you have them in your box?
Say!
Do you have them in the dark?
Would I get a jolt if I touched your dot?
I ought, I ought
I must, I must
Let me see your dot
Let me touch your dot
I must know what you got?
Show me what you got!
I am clueless!
Am I not?
Please let me see your dot?
Please let me touch your dot?
I must, I must!
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by Latina on Wed Jan 13, 2010 05:54 PM PSTDon't really care for green eggs and cheese
Nor do I want green eggs with ham
I prefer them rather plain
Sunny side up, is my delight
Smallpox....small box?
None seen here!
No meds here!
Thanks! No, Thanks!
Have you not heard?!
The great news!
Persians are the best
Today, tomorrow and in the past
Oh well!
No time to stop and chat
The clock is ticking fast
Zoom....zoom....I must!
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by yolanda on Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:18 PM PSTHi! MPD,
I really like Iraj's poem you translated. It is very beautiful and sentimental! Thank you and take care!
yolanda
Or as we say
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Tue Jan 12, 2010 08:49 PM PST.
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You say avatar wavatar
We say avatar mavatar
Let's not have a war
I never said your avatar was not splendid
Really, it looks placid
So, for a while you were in a box
Why?
Did you have smallpox!
Or, were you afraid of jocks?
Wait a minute,
Maybe you were doing drugs!
I'm glad you moved on fast
But, was it with a blast,
Or aghast?
Whatever, I'm glad it passed
I don't know what you're new style is
But it's good to see you behind that meez*
Say, do you like Green Eggs and Cheese?
Do you like Persians, Mexicans, or Yankees?
* meez: desk
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by yolanda on Wed Jan 06, 2010 04:32 PM PSTHi! Ms. Latina,
Thanks for the clarification! LOL!
Thank you for your contribution!
take care!
Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)
"Cactus in the Desert"
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by Latina on Wed Jan 06, 2010 03:51 AM PSTLunar can also be used for moon which is why I made it a point to explain dot=lunar.
wAvatar is a word I made up as a play on the word Avatar
My poetry on this blog is not in reference to Iranians in anyway.
MPD knows whom I am. :o)
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by yolanda on Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:44 PM PSTHi Ms. Latina,
Wavatar is not in the dictionary. Is the word Spanish?
Thank you for "splendiferous", I just learned a new word!
You said:
No need to think about the past
No need to dwell upon the past
But people on IC are very nostalgic, they talk about the past a lot, they talk about the time they spent in Iran, they talk about the music they heard when they were in Iran...I don't think they can forget about the past....I think they are pretty home-sick!
I am glad that you like Persian food!
Thanks for the Avatar poem!
Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)
"Cactus in the Desert"
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by yolanda on Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:14 PM PSTHi Ms. Latina,
Thank you for the translated poem!
Avatar wavatar
by Latina on Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:11 PM PSTAvatar ......wAvatar
Anything goes in love and WAR
My avatar is splendiferous
One beauty goes...another comes
No need to think about the past
One day within a box
Next day out of the box
I think it best to move on fast
No need to dwell upon the past
Zoom...Zoom go I
The chair of old is long past gone
A newer chair is my delight
How very fine your taste indeed
You like my style
You like my thought
A pear that you can spare
Will do just fine
Now Ghormeh Sabzi
Some Persian rice
Now that is mighty fine
play on words
by Latina on Tue Jan 05, 2010 09:15 PM PSTIn Spanish a dot can be a lunar=mole. I mean it as a beauty mark.
Dot here
Dot there
Dot, dot wherever you want
Dot on me
Perhaps on my cheek
Close to my lips
Where is this dot?
Shall you find it?
Perhaps YES
Perhaps NO
Can you see this dot?
Can you touch this dot?
Oh! What a special dot.
You will be passionate about this dot.
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by yolanda on Tue Jan 05, 2010 07:02 PM PSTHi Ms. Latina,
Could you please translate your poem into English if you don't mind? Apparently you are bilingual........I know nothing about Spanish even though my name is Yolanda.
if it is a secret poem, please don't worry about it.
Thank you for writing the English poem a couple of days ago!
thanks,
Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)
"Cactus in the Desert"
Lunares donde quieras
by Latina on Tue Jan 05, 2010 06:18 PM PSTLunar aqui
Lunar alla
Lunar, lunar por donde quieras
Lunar en mi
Quizas en mi mejilla
Muy cercas de mis labios
Donde esta este lunar?
Lo encontraras?
Quizas si
Quizas no
Lo puedes ver este lunar
Podeis tocar este lunar
Hay que lunar tan especial
Te apasionaras de el lunar
What the dot are you talking about!
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:07 PM PST.
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What happened to your last avatar!
Did you have a war?
How come your avatar is rectangular?
Why did you go from facial to secretarial?
Are you typing your memoir?
Why don’t you go square?
You look better sitting on your chair
But to be fair
I like what you wear
And your hair,
It looks good, I declare
Say! Would like a pear
while you stare
at your software?
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by yolanda on Sun Jan 03, 2010 09:26 PM PSTYeah! Keep going! I am reading!
thanks,
Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)
"Cactus in the Desert"
Out, out damn dot
by Latina on Sun Jan 03, 2010 09:11 PM PSTDot here
Dot there
Dot,dot everywhere
Dots a raining
everywhere
Out, out damn dot
hayyyy aaarehhhh!
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Thu Nov 26, 2009 04:35 AM PST.
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aaarehhh! 'dis ain't no cut 'n pasting,
My dozari is just dropping
'dis is about a real moshaereh
not yek shaer'e sham o gol o parvaneh
'dis 'ain't about pseudo intellectual poetry
Yeah baby!
It's about felbedaheh
You and I felbedaheh
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by yolanda on Wed Nov 25, 2009 07:43 PM PSTHi! MPD,
LOL!! Thank you for the song!! It suits our situation perfectly. I heard the song before, but I did not know the name. I am glad that you mentioned French, Farsi, Arabic in your last poem...it is nice, but I just want to remind you that you used the word "Tofu" in your poem(s) 3-4 times, "Tofu" is a Chinese word...
//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tofu
so in your poem, you have used English, French, Farsi, Arabic, and Chinese....Wow! You are a multilingual poet! ...I am not trying to be on the Chinese side, I know China made a lot of mistakes, (China congratulated AN shortly after Iran's election, etc) but I am just trying to be fair! :O))
Thank you for your funny poem. I understand your last poem a lot more.
Thanks for providing the entertainment!
Have a great Thanksgiving!!!!
Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)
"Cactus in the Desert"
You say Chinese, I say Chinees. You say bulky, I say balky
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Wed Nov 25, 2009 03:17 PM PSTYou say despair, I say despare. You say dwelling, I say doweling. Let's call the whole thing off.
:O)
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by yolanda on Wed Nov 25, 2009 02:12 PM PSTHi! Par Tak,
Thank you for your poetic exchanges with MPD, It was fun! Thank you!! I noticed that you and MPD have kind of similar style of poems, so I was wondering if MPD is your mentor, teacher, alter-ego, protege, best friend, side-kick (:O))), partner, crony, apprentice, comrade, professor, fan, disciple, or apostle, poetry collaborator, poetry co-investigator....
Thank you for your contribution to IC! Please write more! I hope you have a lot of blessings!
Happy Thanksgiving!!!!
Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)
"Cactus in the Desert"
Come little bird!
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Sun Nov 29, 2009 04:25 PM PST.
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You got me all confused
Half of what you say is bemused
Half misspelling
Half French
Half Farsi
Half Arabic
Half Archaic
Half puzzled
Half bamboozled
Half baffled
Half lingual'ed
"Come down
"Don't panic
"You need a trap
"A net
"Don't get upset!
"You don't need a gun
"Plastic or otherwise
"You need to be wise
"Use all your lies
"Use all your spies
"Snatch the little bird from skies
Said I to myself
"A test at my behest, so see the rest?"
I behest a test?
"Me" behest a test?
What test "Me" behest?
You fly fine, you're the best
You need no test
You're the best
A nice nest
Fine feathered breast
Speak in jest
You have zest
Come my little bird!
Fly northwest, I request
Then you rest
Under my chest
If I behest a test, or pass the test
Would you show me the rest,
beside your fine feathered breast?
Is this a mutually inclusive test?
Do I see the rest If I pass the test!
'dis not for me herrr herrreh
'dis for me to woo you
To eat you like a laboo
'dis for me to do too
To use my magic voodoo
To captivate you
Come little birdie
Come for a cookie
Candy
Come for a little hanky-panky
Come play with my Keyboard
You, the warrior
I, the prisoner
wit for wit
'dis for 'dat
dot for dot
Q E D
by Ali9 Akbar on Wed Nov 25, 2009 06:59 AM PSTQuit....
Eat Dinner
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by yolanda on Wed Nov 25, 2009 03:45 PM PSTHI! MPD,
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Oh Gosh! Thank you for your hilarious post! I have clicked on the "reply" button, so you can't delete it anymore...Be very honest with you, if you don't add seasonings, kebab, Iranians' favorite dish, will taste like cardboard, too! Another thing is that I respect everyone including the infertile people......Shah should not have left (divorced) Soraya.....they did love each other...it is so sad......I know Soraya couldn't have kids, like a seedless watermelon.....but so what?...
Thank you for the laugh and take care!!!
Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)
"Cactus in the Desert"
reh reh reh
by Par Tak on Wed Nov 25, 2009 01:56 AM PST-
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Keep yer shirt on
And your trousers too
Buff not so quick
Ey Nerd’e bee moo
A test I say, a test
At your behest, so see the rest
This ain’t no test of Ayeh and Sureh
Neest cut ‘n paste moshaereh
Sans Antellectuelle (pseudo or full) no jadoo ver verreh
Baba dis for major herreh va kerreh
This test you take on your feet
A keyboard warrior complete
This test for flying piglets only
No dot-less plastic gun will do, surely
This test you be more like fer-ferreh
Doubly quick to hit the shallow shaereh
Keh Bemooneh o dar nareh
This test's gonna' be like gher-gherreh
Bezan bereem keh bereh o bereh o bereh
A test!
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:17 AM PST.
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A test! A test!
What kind of a test?
Is it Pass or fail?
Multipe chice?
True or false?
What kind of test?
Where will you give me the test?
In the house?
Without my blouse?
In the train?
Exlpain! Explain!
Would I be in pain?
In the boat?
Without my coat?
In the car?
With a cigar?
In the dark!
In the dark!
With a spark
Tell me more
Tell me more
If you give me a bist
I'll throw in a feast
oo oo oo
by Par Tak on Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:25 PM PST-
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Yum yum albaloo
How about an anar ablamoo
Maybe even one or two limoo
Akh Akh hot red laboo
But enough hullabaloo
Been to see Jackson
To do some waxin’
Now me got rid of pashm o peelee
Everything ready for you silly
Is that your tummy going gheelee o veelee?
Par Tak needs a nest for the night
Pot of dots she got and she just might
Peut-être, at your behest
Par Tak will put Nerd'e bee moo to the test
Par par over to you
Sok sok mon petit chou
Don’t be hiding in the pastoo
Bekhaboon too namak yeh faal gerdoo
ghooghoolee ghooghoolee ghoo ghoo
Okay, is it safe to say "mix vegies with tufo"?
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Tue Nov 24, 2009 09:43 PM PSTThat's what I meant. To mix some vegies with tufo. I have eaten tufo before and I like it. I like cardboard.
Disclaimer: Just because I like tofu it does not mean that I am infertile, or I am trying to make anyone else infertile by offering them tofu.
Wonderment: I wonder what the population of China would have been if they did not consume so much tofu.
Disclaimer II: I have nothing againts Chinees. I am not a racist.
Disclaimer III: Everything I said in this comment is a joke.
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by yolanda on Tue Nov 24, 2009 09:41 PM PSTHi MPD,
Your last poem is full of foreign words, I am not sure which ones are Farsi, which ones are French.....so it hinders me from understanding your poem...if you are not busy, do you mind to translate all the italicized words into English?....if you are busy, don't even worry about it! I am very flexible!
Take care!!
Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)
"Cactus in the Desert"
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by yolanda on Tue Nov 24, 2009 09:26 PM PSTHi MPD,
1) I learned a new word from your latest poem: lass. I like the word! I did not know the meaning of the word before, thank you!!
2)I don't believe you can cook with tofu and I don't think you can stand tofu either. In one of Mouse's posts, he said that tofu tastes like cardboard to him. It just cracked me up, the guy is also your hamvatan, so I was thinking that Iranians can't stand tofu.....another thing is that IRI gives tofu bad rap; Press TV said that soy, which is the main ingredient of tofu, can cause infertile among men, that cracked me up, too, apparently tofu can't stop the population explosion in China, PRC has to implement the one-child per family policy:
//www.presstv.com/detail.aspx?id=64933
so you better be careful! :O)))
3) I forgot the meaning of "Ghaater" already.......so I definitely need to have more fun! :O))
4) I really think you can stop doing disclaimer. I read 10 already! I haven't seen anybody keep proclaiming his innocence and keep denying being sexist like you. You must be a chivalrous guy in real life. I do believe you!!!!! I was called a hypocrite twice on IC.....I heard people calling GW Bush the hypocrite, I was lumped together with Bush......it was way worse than being sexist! :O))) So just don't even worry about it!
Thank you for the fun poems and take care!!!
Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)
"Cactus in the Desert"
mon coeur doux, my par, my tak
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Tue Nov 24, 2009 09:06 PM PST.
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My little bird
Have you heard
them say I'm a nerd?
No!
No!
I'm not mard'e ghor ghoroo
Nerd? Oui, peut-être
But not ghor ghoroo
I'm sweeter than hooloo
Better than shaftaloo
Softer than khormaloo
I will cook you Kookoo
One fly over cuckoo's nest
And you'll have your kookoo's quest
Don't worry about "naaz koochooloo"
Just a "little coquetry"
I wasn't being too por roo
Just a little compliment
My little aalbaaloo
Hairy chin and one thick abroo
How nice!
I'll shave them for you
In my little bungalow
And then so
No beer and tofu for you
Me no pashmaloo
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by yolanda on Tue Nov 24, 2009 08:32 PM PSTHi Esther,
Thank you for your additional poem! To answer your question, I am the craziest of all 'cause I tend to like the stuff nobody likes....that is OK. I just want to be myself! Wow, I learned a lot of stuff here, ghaater is mule, Khar is donkey, omid is hope, 'w' is allah...
Thank you for your contributions to IC!
take care!
Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)
"Cactus in the Desert"
Dear Anonymous111.2'e aziz,
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Tue Nov 24, 2009 06:48 PM PST