A dot!

A dot!
by Multiple Personality Disorder
23-Nov-2009
 

Hmmmm!  A dot!
A dot!
What dot?
Show me what you got!

Hmmmm!  Let me see!
Let me see!
Let me see the dot
Let me see the dot

Let me see what you got

Is it here?
Is it there?
Is it anywhere?
Is it hot?
Is it like a knot?

How many of them have you got?
A lot?
Do you have them in the house?
Do you have them in the train?
Do you have them in the boat?
Do you have them in the car?
Do you have them in your box?
Say!
Do you have them in the dark?

Would I get a jolt if I touched your dot?
I ought, I ought
I must, I must

Let me see your dot
Let me touch your dot
I must know what you got?
Show me what you got!

I am clueless!
Am I not?
Please let me see your dot?
Please let me touch your dot?

I must, I must!


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     Thanks for the clarification! LOL!

     Thank you for your contribution!

take care!

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//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tofu

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You say Chinese, I say Chinees. You say bulky, I say balky

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You say despair, I say despare.  You say dwelling, I say doweling.  Let's call the whole thing off.

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Come little bird!

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You got me all confused
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Ali9 Akbar

Q E D

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Quit....

 

 Eat Dinner


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reh reh reh

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Keep  yer shirt on

And your trousers too

Buff not so quick

Ey Nerd’e bee moo

 

A test I say, a test

At your behest,  so see the rest

 

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Neest cut ‘n paste moshaereh

Sans Antellectuelle (pseudo or full) no jadoo ver verreh

Baba dis for major herreh va  kerreh 

 

This test you take on your feet

A keyboard warrior complete

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No dot-less plastic gun will do, surely

 

This test you be more like fer-ferreh

Doubly quick to hit the shallow shaereh

Keh Bemooneh o dar nareh

This test's gonna' be like gher-gherreh

Bezan bereem keh bereh o bereh o bereh


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A test!

by Multiple Personality Disorder on

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A test!  A test!
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Without my coat?
In the car?
With a cigar?

In the dark!
In the dark!
With a spark

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Tell me more

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oo oo oo

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Yum yum albaloo

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Par par  over to you

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ghooghoolee ghooghoolee ghoo ghoo


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Okay, is it safe to say "mix vegies with tufo"?

by Multiple Personality Disorder on

That's what I meant.  To mix some vegies with tufo.  I have eaten tufo before and I like it.  I like cardboard.

Disclaimer:  Just because I like tofu it does not mean that I am infertile, or I am trying to make anyone else infertile by offering them tofu.

Wonderment:  I wonder what the population of China would have been if they did not consume so much tofu.

Disclaimer II:  I have nothing againts Chinees.  I am not a racist.

Disclaimer III:  Everything I said in this comment is a joke. 


yolanda

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 Hi MPD,

      Your last poem is full of foreign words, I am not sure which ones are Farsi, which ones are French.....so it hinders me from understanding your poem...if you are not busy, do you mind to translate all the italicized words into English?....if you are busy, don't even worry about it! I am very flexible!

Take care!!

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 Hi MPD,

 

        1) I learned a new word from your latest poem: lass. I like the word! I did not know the meaning of the word before, thank you!!

        2)I don't believe you can cook with tofu and I don't think you can stand tofu either. In one of Mouse's posts, he said that tofu tastes like cardboard to him. It just cracked me up, the guy is also your hamvatan, so I was thinking that Iranians can't stand tofu.....another thing is that IRI gives tofu bad rap; Press TV said that soy, which is the main ingredient of tofu, can cause infertile among men, that cracked me up, too, apparently tofu can't stop the population explosion in China, PRC has to implement the one-child per family policy: 

//www.presstv.com/detail.aspx?id=64933

so you better be careful! :O)))

      3) I forgot the meaning of "Ghaater" already.......so I definitely need to have more fun! :O))

      4) I really think you can stop doing disclaimer. I read 10 already! I haven't seen anybody keep proclaiming his innocence and keep denying being sexist like you. You must be a chivalrous guy in real life. I do believe you!!!!! I was called a hypocrite twice on IC.....I heard people calling GW Bush the hypocrite, I was lumped together with Bush......it was way worse than being sexist! :O))) So just don't even worry about it!

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mon coeur doux, my par, my tak

by Multiple Personality Disorder on

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My little bird
Have you heard
them say I'm a nerd?
No!
No!
I'm not mard'e ghor ghoroo
Nerd?  Oui, peut-être
But not ghor ghoroo
I'm sweeter than hooloo
Better than shaftaloo
Softer than khormaloo
I will cook you Kookoo
One fly over cuckoo's nest
And you'll have your kookoo's quest

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Just a "little coquetry"
I wasn't being too por roo
Just a little compliment
My little aalbaaloo

Hairy chin and one thick abroo
How nice!
I'll shave them for you
In my little bungalow
And then so
No beer and tofu for you


Me no pashmaloo


yolanda

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 Hi Esther,

     Thank you for your additional poem! To answer your question, I am the craziest of all 'cause I tend to like the stuff nobody likes....that is OK. I just want to be myself! Wow, I learned a lot of stuff here, ghaater is mule, Khar is donkey, omid is hope, 'w' is allah...

Thank you for your contributions to IC!

take care!

 

 

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"Cactus in the Desert"


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Dear Anonymous111.2'e aziz,

by Multiple Personality Disorder on

Of course I did not take your comment seriouly.  Your comment was hilarious, and I always enjoy reading your comments and your blogs.  I tried to reply with the same kind of wit, but apparently I failed.  I believe we had this misunderstanding between us before.  Don't worry, I know you're being funny and please read my replies to your comments the same way. There is way too much seriousness around this place.  We all need to loosen up a little.