Dear P.O.S.

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Dear P.O.S.
by Melika
15-Nov-2009
 

Dear Piece of Shit:

My heart almost leapt out of my throat when I saw your email arrive, the one with the subject line of “Howdy!”  At that moment when the email arrived, I realized how much I really cared for you and I was so happy to hear from you again.

My heart melted when I read you address me as before and say: 

“Hello Mel!  How are you gorgeous?  I have been thinking about you since last Sunday.  I was wondering whether you have plans this coming Friday night.  We could go have dinner at Toshi’s.” 

Wow!  He's back in town!  I was mesmerized with joy!

My heart was pounding hard and I had a hard time keeping myself in my chair with excitement.  Nothing in those words asked stupid old me "why only since last Sunday?"  After all, I hadn’t heard from you for three weeks, since the day you said you had a serious deadline on a project and you’d be tied up traveling for a few weeks, that you'd be in touch when you return in December.  I read on:

“I guess what I’m really saying, dear Melody, is that last Sunday was really nice and I would like to spend a little more time with you and get to know you a little better.  What do you say?”

Melody?!!!!  You fucker!  You don’t even know how to send an email without fucking up.  Fuck you, asshole, for treating me like shit, lying to me about being busy with work, and sending someone else's email to me. 

My name is Melika, you asshole!  Now fuck off and die you bastard.

Mel

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ThePope

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by ThePope on Mon Nov 16, 2009 06:33 PM PST


JJ jaan,
as you already know, sometimes at the end of my comments, I write:
"f*#! the islamic republic & its $upporters".
-That's it. It's like my signature! ;-) lol  

I don't even write the word Fuck...
Here's the latest example (on DK's blog):
//iranian.com/main/2009/nov/shah-norooz-2...

But, after months of doing so; 'greeting' the islamic republic & its $upporters, suddenly you emailed me and asked me not to use profanity!!  

BTW, I rarely comment on irI $ympathizer's blogs (or even reply back to their comments) in order not to  hurl(!) "profanity"... 


Anyways, baazam chashm...


ps   Sorry Melika, I don't mean to derail the topic of your blog...
(btw, I triple checked your name just to be safe... ;-)


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Jahanshah Javid

HazratePope

by Jahanshah Javid on Mon Nov 16, 2009 03:05 PM PST

You can fuck and shit in your own personal blogs as much as you like. Just don't hurl them in comments under other people's content. Mamnoon.


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ThePope

Now, if it was me...

by ThePope on Mon Nov 16, 2009 02:36 PM PST

JJj,
haalaa ageh maa yeh fuck-e naaghaabel havaale-ye jomhuri-e islami-o tarafdaaraanesh meekardeem; delete keh heechi, zanjeer haay-e jahanam paareh meeshod!
Email-o, tazakor-o, tahdeed-o....  oooooooouah!!  ;-)
lol

Anyways...

Melika khaanoom,
thx for sharing... It was so 'pure'!
I loved it!!
(Mostly the end! Great cussing!! Sometimes cursing just feels great... :o)

ps  poor guy,,, cheh sooti'i daad!!  lol


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Jahanshah Javid

:o)))

by Jahanshah Javid on Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:28 AM PST

Goodness me! I don't know if this is fact or fiction, but I couldn't hold back my laughter. I've made similar slips in the past. When most of your life is spent online and you handle hundreds of emails a day, things can go wrong!

Take a look at this story about a Cornell University affair unveiled when one of them CCed the whole campus by mistake:
//guestofaguest.com/news/breaking/breaking-th...


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