Iranian Liberal Democrat

فقط ایران

کاظِم زاده جانْ، مطلب را خواندیم و عمیقاً از شغلِ جدید خود به عنوان رَئیس اَلبَلَدیه اَلْشَمیرانْ ( فقطْ لشَعب القَجر ) ، بسیار مَسرور گشتیم.سپاسگزاریم.

سایه سلطان همیشه بر سرِ ما باشد .

Masoud Jaan

Thanks for electing (Selecting) me for the second Term as the President of IC. I promise to uphold the constitution of these great vast pages of our beloved Iranian.Com. Unless, if it conflicts with my own goup/personal agenda. :-)

by the way, offical title of Ebi in my administration is: Ebi, Rais of the Imam Reza Shrine and its Endowment, Rais Hajj in Charge of Omoorateh Lahv O La-aab and Amre Be Monkar Nahy Az Maarouf

:-)

farshad

:-)))

مسعود جان ... :)

دستت درد نکنه ... کلی خندیدیم .... ! :)

I can say "look who's talking", but I don't

"["Comrade"

On a serious note: it is unethical to be a monarchist and pretend to be a Tudeh Party poster.]"

Now that you have found your genre, don't bother with serious notes. Stay on the funny side. I detect one big difference between us: You enjoy receiving the public attention, but I don't.

This exchange  (which will have no follow-ups by me), should not be used as an excuse for undermining the critical importance of unity among the opposition. Every single of us has to be united with one another in action for the task of removal of the barbaric theocratic regime in our beloved homeland. That's all...  

Never increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything.

thanks

Dear MM,

You sound too young for menopause and medicare. M&M chocolates are more fun. But as you wish.

Best,

MK

vildemose jaan,

Yup, you are too complex and multidimentional.

Have good Sunday,

MK

Mehman jaan,

Glad you liked it.

Best,

Masoud

Mardom Mazloom jaan,

Glad you liked the humor.

Best,

Masoud

Rafiq Roozbeh jaan,

You are welcomed.

Masoud

"Comrade"

On a serious note: it is unethical to be a monarchist and pretend to be a Tudeh Party poster.

MK

Mehraban jaan,

Glad you liked the humor.

With all the best wishes,

Masoud

Masoud Kazemzadeh, Vazir Kaar

You are too funny, among many many other hilarious ones, I think the funniest is Fatollah as the Mayor of Qom (LOL). Now that sure is the end of the Hozeh Elmieh. 

I have to return the favour

I'll exert all my influence in order to secure a ministerial position for you with a portfolio responsible for "comfortable/care-free/worry-free opposition" with a clandestine mission for rendering them even more disunited and utterly ineffective.

BTW, it's good to see Reza pahlavi has learned enough from the past and decided to assign one of the most knowledgeable personalities as the head of SAVAK. 

Never increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything.

Well, another great post dear masoud!

I am honoured and humbled that at last someone recognised me for my contribution to the noble cause of Socialism, albeit in a satirical way!  

Massoud khan,

 Bonyad Mostazafan in a secular democratic Iran is a good one! I`ll however accept the post. Please send your donations for the future Mostazafeen - Basijis and mullahs who escaped jails because of surpopulation - in advance to my personal account in Swiss:

Mardom Mazloom, Swiss Bank, IBAN 000345-22344T Zurich

what about you Mossad Jaan?

Mossad jaan, to return the favor I will hereby assign you to work as a double agent to HaMossad leModi'in uleTafkidim Meyuchadim  so that you can improve Iranian/Israeli relation in that level. You are already half way there, you just need to spy for Iran as well. Along those lines I suggest a new code name for you : Mossad AIPACzadeh. What do you say to that my friend?

Great!

I liked very much my position:

Minister of Tourism!

thanks Masoud jan,

BM

PS,

When I lived in the Midwest back in the 70's, there was a music band consisting of all women over 60 which called themselves M&M.  If asked what it meant, they always said: menopause & medicare

disingenuous

So in your world view Massoud, anyone who opposes sanctions/war must have some ties to the regime?

Sad state of affairs when warmongers are patriotic secular iranians and those who defend the dignity and prosperity of iranians are somehow labeled arab defenders and ministers of shotor. 

Masoud jan: Your

Masoud jan: Your description of me was so perfect. I intentionally and quite conciously strive  not to be categorized/piegon-holed,  in life and in cyber space. I've achieved my goal.

Thanks again for a light-hearted humor for a lazy Sunday.

...

Thanks, Masoud jan!

Bandeh khoda Souri khanom!

Why did you send her to Russia! We need her here!

I also suggest the followings:

Redwine: LCBO Delegate in France

 JJ: Marco polo or Minister of Tourism

Niloufar Parsi: International Relations Delegate in Israel/US matters

Sargord Piroz: Zebelkhan 

Nazi Khanom: Florence Nightingle

Shazde Asdola mirza: Reza khan gholdor

Latina: Jennifer Lopez

If M&M = Menopause & Medicare, I'll take the position!

If M&M is based on distribution of chocolate amongst the population, then no fair since I will have exclusive rights for the consumption!

Dear Anahid and Suri

Dear Madam Ambassador Anahid,

Glad you liked it.

Best,

Masoud

Suri jaan,

I was not sure where to place Ali P. On the one hand, Ali is fair, decent and objective. On the other hand, he says positive stuff about monarchy. If he was in his 20s in the 1970s, he would have been arrested and tortured by SAVAK because he has an open mind and willing to be critical (attributes that would have gotten him into trouble with the dictatorial system). He could only be as he is so long as monarchists are not in power in Iran. Therefore, he would not lend himself to be placed in my satire (or attempt at satire).

Maziar is the Iranian hero who fought against the Arab occupation force in Iran. So, I used Qatar for irony.

I agree with you on Moosir va Piaz. Your suggestion is a lot funnier than mine. Thanks.

Best,

Masoud

Dear Masoud,

I am honored  :-)  Turtle Bay is a nice section of NYC, though I think I have been rather undiplomatic towards certain elements on Iranian.com. This was quite funny. My two favorite were PinoQ (I am still laughing at that one) and nilofar al-farsi. Have you considered the possibility that the latter joined al-Qaeda because of its progressive, independent, anti-imperialist stance on women's issues? Regards.

Objection...

Pas Ali P chi shod?

- Why you gave his position to Rosie? Teflak Ali P.

- I don't agree with Anahid position

- I don't get why Maziar will be the ambassador of Ghatar? Why Ghatar? Why not just Italy?

- Irandokht is not there anymore, but MOSSIR O PIAZ shouldn't she be praised with the position of : Head of the Ramazan & Eftaar Organization?

Dear Massoud, this is fantastic, I like my post

Dear Massoud, thanks for another hilarious blog. I happen to like my position in a secular Iran. Below are some excerpts of your blog that I found very funny:

Red Wine, Mayor of Shemiran va homeh

Mehman, Minister of Tourism

Shifteh Ansari, Head of DINA (Democratic Iranian News Agency)

Ghormeh Sabzi, Rais Seda va Sima Melli Iran

Divaneh, Minister of Health

Artificial Intelligence, IT Chief of the country

David ET, Founding Father of the Constitution

Mardom Mazloom, Head of Bonyad Mostazafan, Minister of Social Welfare

escape, Minister of Emigration

human being, Israeli Ambassador to Iran