Iranian Liberal Democrat

Mammad jon

Thank you for the translation ;-)

With the  teacher like you, I will sure pass my TOEFL quickly!!!

tu aabe Abadan chee bood?

Masoud jan, you are Abadani also? Nemeedonam tu aabe Abadan chee bood ke ma Abadaneeha eenghadar banamak shodeem? Ya shayad az boye nafte.

Souri

Thank you. You are too kind.

As for translating Janbeh dashtaan: I would translate it as "having aspects"!!!!!!

Mammad

Dear Mammad

See what I meant when I said that I always respect  you, no matter how our political views be different?

Your reaction to this satire is so natural and wise, contrary to some others who jumped on the horse of "revenge " right away and never stop!

Someone should tell them: Take it easy !

This is just for fun. Not a political blog.

Thanks for showing your tolerance and "janbeh dashtan"...How you say it in English?  :-) 

Dr. Kazemzadeh

While I like my portfolio, I would not serve under Rafsanjani! If Dr. Ahmad Zaydabadi, or Eisa Saharkhiz, or Mostafa Tajzadeh, or Dr. Mohsen Mirdamadi, or Dr. Mohammad Reza Khatami becomes the President, absolutely.

Good humor!

Mammad

you guys are so funny ......

you guys are so funny ......  

I have a suggestion ... Please have "Simorgh5555" for a position that best suits him and that is "Khalkhalee" wanna -be .... I am saying that based on his recent comments

//iranian.com/main/blog/simorgh5555/members-islamic-republic-must-be-condemned-and-sentenced-death 

Hamsade

The minister of Family Values will be a perfect fit for me!

I will hire Al Bundy (Married with Children) as my special advisor to provide guidance!

Questuion, MK

Can the members of iranian.com cabinet expect anything in the way of remuneration and/or perks or we expected to carry out our arduous responsibilities just for the love of it?

mk, funny blog. :)  i

mk, funny blog. :)  i think you're getting better at the funny business. 

some corrections:

jaleho already has defected to the u.s.  she's playing pasoor with ardeshir ommani (permanent president of exiled iranians until iran becomes a communist country) as we speak.

maziar: ambassador to jamaica (under democracy or shahocracy)

ahmadinejad: converts back to judaism after 2 generations of being muslim and relocates to israel in a brand new settlement (under democracy or monarchy).

niloo ye cheshm: minister of propaganda (no matter what regime).

moosir va piaz: deputy minister of propaganda (no matter what regime).

comrade: ambassador to russia (under democracy), ambassador to north korea (under monarchy)

omissions:

faramarz: minister of family values (under democracy or monarchy)

cost of progress: director of 'sazeman barnameh' (public works) (under democracy or monarchy)

maryam rajavi: re-elected as president of iran and will holds the longest streak of becoming a "president of any country who never gets to live in said country." (no matter what regime) 

mousavi: owner of a cheese factory in wisconsin (under democracy or monarchy)

hamid behbahani: president of 'simorgh online university' presenting phds to students in a 2-week course (cost: $10,000) (under any regime).

kamran daneshjoo: earns his associate degree in 'ghom technical college' (under democracy or monarchy)

mojtaba khamenei: becomes star of reality show 'karbala hills' and briefly dates paris hilton.

whoever becomes mayor of abadan will be the most influential person in iran (if not the world).  divaneh is trying to outsmart everyone here!

MK the pleasure is mine! LOL

Nothing gives me more joy than a good wind up and no one makes a more amusing candidate for a wind up than you Dr MK!

 By the way you have left a few prominent figures out of your cabinet. May I recommend them for the follwong posts:

Fariba Amini: Director of Mossadegh Apologists Council

Setareh Sabety: Adviser to Pernanent PhD Candidates

 And the last but certainly not the least is my dear and multi-talented:

Darius Kadivar: Ambassador Extra Ordinaire to the Court of St. James.

FR

friends [modified]

Rais Jomhur Mahboob,

You can appoint anyone to any position you want. [some materials deleted due to the person asking his name be removed] 

Best,

Masoud

Professor Ebi jaan aziz,

Thanks. I will take that offer sometimes.

Best,

Masoud

Divaneh jaan,

With the name like yours and the situations of us, the job assignment was a perfect match. As an Abadani (I was born and raised in Abadan), it would be my honor to have you as MY mayor.

MPD is very creative and brilliant.

Best my friend,

Masoud

Maziar jaan,

volek, Qatar is today’s Kuwait. OK, you will be our Ambassador to Monaco. We should ask Dariush Kadivar to give you a tour. I hear he is there 24/7. It is nice and a monarchy, unlike that damn republican France.

Best,

Masoud

Shazde jaan,

Sarvar ma hastid. You name the place, and you are our Ambassador or Council General there. Paris, Los Angeles, Hawaii, Italy, Greece.

Highest regards,

Masoud

Faramarz khan,

My apologies. You are our Minister of Tarabari.

Best,

Masoud

پس سمت و مقام من چی شد

مسعود خان،

اینکه همش رفیق بازی و پارتی بازی شد! این درست نیست!

اول از همه، با اینهمه کاندید شایسته، چرا سمت وزیر حمل و نقل و ترابری و بار کشی هنوز خالیه؟

دوم، این سرگرد به خاطر تسلط به زبان مداری ما باید رئیس دانشکده ادبیات
فارسی، خط نستعلیق و مولانا شناسی بشه در دانشگاه آزاد نیو یورک!

سوم، بیزحمت اگه میشه در هر کدوم از این کابینه ها که خودتون صلاح میدونین،
یک سمت و مقامی در حد شاهپور غلامرضا برای من در نظر بگیرید که همش سفر به
اینور و اونور کنم و اطرافیان هم هی چاپلوسی کنند و خانوم چاق و بور برام
بیارن. مثل:

رئیس افتخاری کمیته المپیک زمستانی بیسوادان و کم سوادان
رئیس دفتر نابینایان پیرو خط امام
عضو علی البدل هیات داوری جشنواره فیلم فریدون کنار و ده بالا
رئیس فدراسیون کشتی کچ و کشتی پاچوخه

حالا اگه این سمت ها را دوستان دیگه گرفتن، بیزحمت یک شغل گلابی برای من پیدا کنین. مثل:

رئیس سازمان تکثیر کوپن بار و بنشن
مدیر عامل کارخونه تولید پودر لا پای بچه
نایب رئیس صنف اتحادیه توپ جمع کن های ضلع غربی استادیوم آزادی

موفق  باشید!

Dear Masoud: thanks for your kind nomination, but

I can only accept the portfolio of "Culture", if I am assigned to somewhere warmer and less homosexual, eg Ghazvin.

ghahti

agha massoud jaa ghaht bood ?

aghalan vatican ya san marino for that position if you can find any opening. thanks ye joint Oregano after my new job talabet. Maziar

Thanks for the appointment Masoud Jaan

but I wish you had asked me first. How do you want me to be the minister of health for a nation who is having kale pache for breakfast and koobideh for lunch. Don't even get me started on all the fries and lack of exercise. I want to be the mayor of Abadan.

I also have my own recommendations.

MPD: Minister of creativity

Ari: The head of journalism

Sahameddin Ghiassi: Minister for living happily together

Agha Darioush: Minister of absence

I Voted Ahmadinejad: Minister of Kashk

Masoud Jaan & president e Mahboob

Sepaas for your everlasting faith in me.

Your "Vasaa'el e lahv o La'ab" is always ready at the HQ of Hajj office in DC.

Ebi aka Haaji

With all due respect...

Though this started off as something funny and some of the things said here are very funny, I find it humiliating that members of this community so freely and without shame call each other Mossad and Savak and Vevak members.  It is embarrassing to most of us as a community to see this.  Carry on, trash each other.  Don't let me spoil your frat party and your drunken conduct here.

I also nominate

Q as the grand Imam Jomeh TehranJeles and Iranian.com, with offical title of Shariati-wana-be.

and

TahGord (aka Sargord) as a non-Iranian in charge of boasting about Chinese, Russian, North Korean made Iranian Military Junk armament, and official "Type BS" writer on Iranian.com.

thexmaster jaan

Thexmaster jaan,

Yes, in a democratic society we need a regular prison for criminals (thieves, murderers, rapists, etc). And rehabilitation in addition to punishment are essential.

Best,

Masoud

Honour will be all mine, Farah

I will be more than happy to serve under your supervision. At this moment, however, I'm busy with SJA which stands for: Saazemaané Jazbé AAhaad.

Never increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything.

Oh no! What about me?

I like to spy for Iran.

My name is Dang,   Al-Dang.

Condemning Fascism

by Farah Rusta on Sun Sep 12, 2010 04:08 PM PDT

The organization will be renamed: SDA (saazmaan-e daf'e aafaat) or MPC (ministry of pest control), if you prefer.

I would be honored to serve as the first female head of intelligence (like the present M in the Bond series) and I would be immensely humbled if my dear Comrade would  join me as a joint chief in this great venture.

FR

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FR,

Thank YOU for proving my point. The Pahlavists 3.0 are a zillion times worse than Pahalvi 1.0 and Pahlavi 2.0.

At least the other two did NOT regard human beings as "pest" that have to be annihilated. Human beings are NOT roaches. This fascistic genocidal mindset of monarchists like you is precisely why we call you fascist. There is not difference between you and the Nazis.

MK

Under Reza Shah II, there will be no SAVAK

The organization will be renamed: SDA (saazmaan-e daf'e aafaat) or MPC (ministry of pest control), if you prefer.

I would be honored to serve as the first female head of intelligence (like the present M in the Bond series) and I would be immensely humbled if my dear Comrade would  join me as a joint chief in this great venture.

FR

I was actually thinking that Evin would become a prison

where prisoners are rehabilated through education with art, film, dance, music, cooking and other positive activities.  That could be another way of wiping away all the horrors of Evin.  

Farshad jon, don't worry

I don't mind to live in Siberia!

Do you think Montreal is warmer than there? 

Anyway, I will bring you there with myself, you will work as nayeb safir!!

thexmaster

Thexmaster jaan,

We are gonna turn Evin prison into a museum. We should place the photo of every single person who was a political prisoner in that horrendous place. I also think it is a good idea to place the photo and name of every torturer at Evin there.

I think we need to make a clear break from imprisoning people for their beliefs.

Best,

Masoud

I'd like to be the warden of Evin.

Thanks dr. masoud!

Dear Sharab Sorkh and Only Iran

Sharab Sorkh besiyar gerami,

I am really glad you liked it.  It is our honor that you will be the mayor of Shemiran.

Best regards,

Masoud

Only Iran jaan,

Ok, you are our ambassador to Bahamas.  Or you could ask for Council General at Hawaii. 

Best,

Masoud

Vazir Kaar (as appointed by Mehraban, our Spokeswoman) 

I am honored, but

I am honored for being appointed as an ambassador to our neighbor nation.  However, it appears that Iraq will remain a hellhole for years to come, and to be honest, I am not really in the mood to be car-bombed.  As such, can I please be re-appointed to a calmer country...perhaps one with close proximity to a beach of some sort, or better yet, an Island?  How about the Bahamas?  Will we have diplomatic relations with Bahamas in the new cabinet?  I happily donate the Iraq post to Mola Nassredin. 

Dear R2-D2 and President Khar

R2-D2 jaan,

You are most welcomed, my friend.

Best,

Masoud

Rais Jomhur Mohtaram Iranian.com Khar jaan,

You are absolutely right.  Ebi is our Hajj in Charge of Omoorateh Lahv O La-aab and Amre Be Monkar Nahy Az Maarouf .  Your first appointment of your 2nd term is perfect.

:-)

Best regard,

Masoud