Jahanshah Javid

Dear JJ..

I have always respected you as a visionary, a determined man and now as brave and straight talker and a Viagra user. $500? Really? I personally do a shir ya khat. If it is shir I ask her to pay for the pill and if it comes a khat i tell her that I have a bad headache, turn around and go to sleep (when I had more hair on my head I used to say I've just washed my hair and tonight I can not do it dear). Good old days.

I loved your jokes but I laughed myself silly with the second one.

Feshangi

ای شیطون، بگو چیکار کردی ؟

جهانشاه تو سن و سالت به اون جایی نرسیده که کمک شیمیایی لازم داشته باشی !!! پس راستش رو بگو اصل مطلب چیه؟ از قدیم شنیده بودیم که ماشین وقتی نو و تازه از کارخونه در اومده سربالایی هم که تخته گاز بری، میره، آخ نمیگه، و لی یه مقداری که مایلج بالا رفت اونوقت تو جاده صافی تخت هم مشگل شتاب داره و به قول ایرونی ها به روغن سوزی میافته!

حالا راستش رو بگو جهانشاه، جوون سن و سال شما چه آتیش هایی سوزونده که پنجاه سالت شده و نشده به روغن سوزی افتادی؟!

lol

aaay khaili khandidam. I liked the second joke more:)

2 jokes

I heard two Viagra jokes tonight:
1- Yeh marde Rashti beh zanesh meegeh mikhaam emshab nessfe ghorse Viagra bokhoram. zanesh miporseh cheraa nessf? Marde migeh chon faghat mikhaam beboosamet.
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2- Sare kelaas moalem a bachehaa miporseh Viagra midooneen chiyeh? Bacheh Rashti migeh man meedoonam. Moalem migeh khob begoo chiyeh. Bacheh migeh ghorse zedde ess-haaleh. Moalem miporseh cheraa ghorse zedde ess-haal? Bacheh migeh chon shabaa mamanam beh babam migeh een ghorse Viagra ro bokhor taa oon gohet seft sheh.
:o)

How the heck did I fall on

How the heck did I fall on this blog. Someone wash my virgin eyes. Hot dang JJ, A BIT TOOOO MUCH INFO!!!
I shall leave you men to discuss ED while I pretend I did'n't read this and I don't know such horrible problems exist.
May god never take an erection away. Kheily heyfe.

Nazanin Canadai too khabaloo to log in.
Mersi

JOKE

This guy is visiting his grand father in hospital,

- How is everything here grampa?

-Everything is good and the staff are very friendly, everynight before bedtime they give me a glass of milk with one Viagra!

-  What? they give you a Viagra? what for?............I'll be right back.

To hospital staff:

-Why in the hell do you guys give an 85 years old man a Viagra everynight?

-Well sir, the milk helps him fall in sleep and Viagra keeps him from rolling off the bed!

Let us men have one damn thing!

JJ...Kudos for sharing....not too many Iranian men discuss ED in public forums with their real name!

Let me see....women have 175 type of shoes while men have 9. Women spend $19 billion a year on cosmetics.....men probably less than $1 billion.....ever looked inside a catalouge from Nordstroms or Macy's? 85% of pages are women products, last 5 pages are for men.

Now, you don't even let us enjoy 1 damn product thats made for us, but for better service to you women!! Have you no shame women ?

Believe me, a dry hump every once in a while is better than nothing.

By the way, dear Siamak Salari, does your mum look hot in leather?

Just kidding, I thought your post was great.

My case different

tough time peeing for 1 day... It wouldn,t go to sleep ...

Fantasise

I find fantasising really helps - sort of. I close my eyes and imagine, so clearly, a gorgeous brunette running her hands down my chest, over my stomach and under my belt. It's so lucid I can smell her perfume and my hairs stand on end. Then I imagine other beauties, a handful, giggling and undressing provocatively in fron of me, getting ready for a warm orgy. By this time I have a 'lob'. This isn't a full erection but one where the blood has started pulsing through my mildly inflated organ.

The downside is that usually at this stage my imagination runs out of control and takes over. Just as I am reaching a rock hard state my mum walks in wearing leathers or Hillary Clinton walks in wearing ONLY a bra. If you want to see a cock shrivel to nothing and invert in 3 seconds, come and watch me trying to get an erection.

Siamack Salari
siamack@everydaylives.com

the whole world is all about men...

You're so right J.J. Money $$ talks!

One out of every 130 kids has autism. Nobody knows why yet!!! There are so many diseases that affect children and adults all over the world and they go unnoticed compared to the amount of interest ED has risen in the medical community. The same goes for the test apparatus they use on women vs men. They are still doing mammograms despite of its total discomfort and the availability of more precise and less painful measures, but those cost more!!

Have you ever seen a man's testicles get squeezed between two plates of metal?

oh well... such is life

T.M.I ? Too Much Info ;-)

JJ

TMI--Too Much Information!

TMI?

Thanks Anonymous4this1.

These ED pills must be the most profitable drugs ever (I think I spent $500 for no more than 30 pills). Sell anything that's supposed to make sex more exciting (for men, usually) and you'll make lots of money.

Of course ED is a problem for some men at some point, but what we are seeing today is a flood of pills largely for recreational use. I will not be surprised if they are sold without a prescription in a year or two.

And what is TMI if I may ask?

Very well put IranianWoman

I also have experienced this mindless, emotionless dry humping as you described it and it wasn't fun!

Isn't it ironic that with all the health issues out there, ED has received so much funding and research while so many painful and even terminal problems are yet to be curable or even maintainable?
...and to make matters worse, it sounds like the numerous ED drugs don't even work as advertised!

J.J. I am glad you found the root cause of the problem, and for now, I am going to file this one under T.M.I. ;-)

Meat

Well Peyvand, you're on the other extreme. You don't even consider chicken to be meat. I'll never forget you ordering mixed kabab for appetizer :o)

Candid confessional

It's always worried me that you order shrimps instead of meat in restaurants, my friend.

got it

I hear yah, IranianWoman. Thank you for sharing.

Boring Iranian Men Need Not Apply

Contrary to the prevalent hype, sex with a man who had taken viagra was not joyful, nor exciting for me. It just lasted an awfully long time, while nothing interesting or new was happening (should I explain more about the continuous dry humping in the same position or do you all get the picture?). Viagra delays an ejaculation, which is good for some men (and their women). For most other people, creativity, curiosity, passion, and excitement is what is missing in their sexual relationship, something no pill can implant.

To the Recreational Users of Viagra, a News Flash: Viagra's desired effect does not matter, just like size does nor matter. Your quest to understand, respect, and give pleasure to your women does. No chemicals needed.