Islamist wall-scaling triathlon

by Fred

The sport started in earnest about 33 years ago in Tehran. It has since turned into a national sport of sort in few countries.

Although these days the pros are equipped with special equipments like missiles and alike, the sport at its purest form requires few equipment if any, just enthusiasm, a book of matches and lots and lots of pent-up energy.

Of course the popular sport in question is that of scaling the walls of Western embassies, looting, burning and taking hostages. And as of late, murdering diplomats, like the U.S. ambassador in Libya.

The only drawback is that no one knows of the next triathlon. It might be on the occasion of someone not liking a novel, a certain policy, unknowingly discarding of piece of paper with Arabic writing on it, or even an asinine 3 months old video clip on You Tube, in short, it could be any excuse.

Sports authorities should schedule matches between national teams scaling the walls of western embassies and doing their thing, America this month, France next month, then Spain and so on.

This way the burnt-out embassies have time to rebuild and replace lost staff for the next match.


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1. The titled sports in our country didn't begin 33 years ago but long before that. The CIA's 1953 Coup de tat is an example of such. 


2. As it took nearly 50 years for only a small portion of 1953 event files become declassified, perhaps we have to wait at least 17 more years to learn a little bit about the true nature of 1979 wall-scaling triathlon: 


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