The sport started in earnest about 33 years ago in Tehran. It has since turned into a national sport of sort in few countries.
Although these days the pros are equipped with special equipments like missiles and alike, the sport at its purest form requires few equipment if any, just enthusiasm, a book of matches and lots and lots of pent-up energy.
Of course the popular sport in question is that of scaling the walls of Western embassies, looting, burning and taking hostages. And as of late, murdering diplomats, like the U.S. ambassador in Libya.
The only drawback is that no one knows of the next triathlon. It might be on the occasion of someone not liking a novel, a certain policy, unknowingly discarding of piece of paper with Arabic writing on it, or even an asinine 3 months old video clip on You Tube, in short, it could be any excuse.
Sports authorities should schedule matches between national teams scaling the walls of western embassies and doing their thing, America this month, France next month, then Spain and so on.
This way the burnt-out embassies have time to rebuild and replace lost staff for the next match.
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Crazy Middle East blames West and US for all of our own failures
by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:01 AM PDTBack in 1979, the attack on US embassy in Tehran was supported by most of the clueless and mindless revolutionaries in Iran ... from Mojahedin to Communists to Hezbollah.
Only true liberals, nationalists and democrats were against such barbaric act, which forever has portrayed us as a bunch of crazy monkeys!
it takes practice to fight zionism and imperialism
by Fesenjoon2 on Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:49 AM PDTNo. Really, it does.
//1.bp.blogspot.com/-RfB52toTRsk/UB1N-EzwlTI/AAAAAAAABME/NbgTibZR6vA/s1600/Monkey+Chase.png
furious muslims conquer embassy walls
by Fesenjoon2 on Sat Sep 15, 2012 09:56 AM PDT//www.sfsu.edu/~sfsumag/archive/fall_winter_07/pics/calvert_00.jpg
Demo
by Frashogar on Sat Sep 15, 2012 09:53 AM PDTYou are the man!
Muhammad, Tear Down This Wall!
by Faramarz on Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:02 AM PDTThis wall climbing business actually started at Brandenburg Gate in Berlin when God told his Prophet, "Mr. Muhammad, climb up that wall!"
And the amused Berliners cheered!
it's a pretty popular sport in Iran too
by Fesenjoon2 on Sat Sep 15, 2012 09:19 AM PDTIndeed, Iranian Islamists probably invented it:
//iranian.com/main/blog/fesenjoon2/embassy-wall-climbing-healthy-iranian-tradition
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by First Amendment on Sat Sep 15, 2012 08:22 AM PDTHasn't the time arrived for the filthy savage Zionists to start paying back their astronomical debt to American tax payers?...........isn't it their moral duty to protect the innocent lives of their American backers?...............I think it has, and it is............The precious blood of the American ambassador could have easily been saved if the filthy savage Zionists had an embassy in that neighborhood...............pity............
CIA/MI6/Mosad's Triathlons
by Demo on Sat Sep 15, 2012 07:53 AM PDT1. The titled sports in our country didn't begin 33 years ago but long before that. The CIA's 1953 Coup de tat is an example of such.
//www.classwarfareexists.com/history-the-1953...
2. As it took nearly 50 years for only a small portion of 1953 event files become declassified, perhaps we have to wait at least 17 more years to learn a little bit about the true nature of 1979 wall-scaling triathlon:
//dmc.members.sonic.net/sentinel/1earth2.html
3. The same sports authorities who also designed and executed the 911 event to further extend their country-scaling triathlons into ME regions neighboring Israel, are now busy with scaling down Western embassies, 'in order to do their thing,' by diverting the viewers' attentions to a stupid video and by labelling these triathlons as 'Islamists Riots!'
Pretty rich...
by Frashogar on Sat Sep 15, 2012 01:58 AM PDTWhen the gymnastics capabilities of the High Priests of Holocaustianity and their assorted franchises far exceed anyone elses, as it shows that these high-performing High Priests get more bent out of shape (pun intended) than any second rate triathalon athletes from the Muslim world whenever someone revises or challenges aspects of the not-to-be-questioned most cherished, most holy, sacred cow.